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AZ Snake Pit Diamondbacks Report Card: Joe Saunders

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Name: Joe Saunders
Known Aliases: Bazooka Joe, Colonel Saunders, Abrananaham Lincoln (aka The Great Potassiumancipator)
Age on opening day: 29
Salary: $5,500,000
2011 stats: 33 games, 212.0 IP, 3.69 ERA, 12-13, 108:67 K:BB
2010 stats (total: 33 games, 203.1 IP, 4.47 ERA, 9-17, 114:64 K:BB

Is there any player on the Diamondbacks roster who split the fans quite so much as Joe Saunders did? 2011 was Saunders's first full season in an Arizona uniform, and the reactions to his arrival- and the subsequent expectations- were probably heavily influenced by the memory of Dan Haren's dreamy blue eyes and crafty delivery, and echoing recollections of being told that Joe knew how to win. A rough situation for a pitcher, no doubt, especially given a fanbase that was looking forward to the season with a healthy dose of cynicism and just perhaps a tinge of fear.

But we all know how the 2011 season turned out for the Diamondbacks- would Joe be that lucky? He was a constant source of debate through the whole season, but Joe Saunders didn't seem to know it was going on. He just kept his head down, pitched his game, and did his part to help the team with the division.

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AZ Snake Pit Diamondbacks Report Card: Ryan Roberts

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Name: Ryan Roberts
Age on Opening Day: 30
Salary: $426,000
2011 Stats: 143 games, 555 PAs, .249/.341/.427, 19 HR, 65 RBI
2010 Stats: 36 games, 71 PAs, .197/.229/.348, 2 HR, 9 RBI

What can you say about Ryan Roberts's 2011 season? He was a player most of us really didn't expect much out of, who was better known for his tattoos and living arrangements in AAA in 2010 than he was for his play on the field. A utility player who barely made the roster out of Spring Training, at the venerable age of 30, playing backup to the likes of Melvin Mora. That's not a formula for a big season.

But like the team itself, Ryan Roberts exceeded pretty much everyone's expectations. Is there any player that might better represent the 2011 Diamondbacks than the Dread Pirate? Low expectations, perhaps not as much talent as the situation called for, but playing with grit and guts, and doing enough to get the job done. It may not have been pretty, it may not be repeatable, but Ryan Roberts was a nice surprise this year and did his part to help the Diamondbacks succeed.

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AZ Snake Pit Diamondbacks Report Card: Gerardo Parra

Reportcard_mediumName: Gerardo Parra
Age on Opening Day: 23
Salary: $426,000
2011 Stats: 141 games, 493 PAs, .292/.357/.427, 8 HR, 46 RBI
2010 Stats: 133 games, 393 PAs, .261/.308/.371, 3 HR, 30 RBI

The 2011 Diamondbacks were not exactly the team that, back in March, most of us expected to see out on the field. There are a lot of players that really exceeded the expectations that many of us had for them- Ryan Roberts, Micah Owings, Josh Collmenter. But Gerardo Parra definitely deserves a mention on that list, too. After last year, most of us weren't looking for too much from Parra. Sure, he'd shown some decent defense, but his bat... Well, we didn't have much hope. We had some pretty harsh words to say about him, to be quite honest.

But did that stop Gerardo Parra? Oh, no. Ears wasn't listening.

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AZ Snake Pit Ten Years On: Diamondbacks 15, Yankees 2 - No Place Like Home

When the Diamondbacks left Phoenix last week, we had a 2-0 lead in the series and confidence in our hearts. Then we suffered through three consecutive one-run losses in New York, including seeing our (previously reliable) closer give up a game tying home run with two outs in the ninth- twice. With post-season baseball being played in November for the first time in major league history, the Diamondbacks came back home, down 3-2. As the broadcast was so kind to tell us, the Yankees have been here before, and seen success- they're 10-2 in the World Series when they hold a 3-2 lead. Would the Diamondbacks falter? Should we be concerned?

Nah, no problem. See, this may just be our first World Series trip, but that means we're undefeated when we're down 3-2. Randy Johnson was on the mound to make sure we continued that trend.

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AZ Snake Pit Ten Years On: Diamondbacks 4, Yankees 0: Anything you can do...

The Diamondbacks started their first World Series out well, thanks to Curt Schilling putting up a dominating outing on the mound- our pitchers held the Yankees to only three hits in Game One. But while we might have had our co-aces at the head of our rotation this year, let's be fair. No one looks at the lineup and says Schilling is our #1A starter- nope, there's a pretty good reason why the big gun has been the Big Unit. And he certainly reminded us why tonight.

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AZ Snake Pit SnakeBytes 10/7: Game Five Edition

You know what's going on. Must-win game, but, hey, the DBacks have been facing that for a while now, and they seem to thrive on it.

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AZ Snake Pit SnakeBytes 10/6: Taking a Stand Edition

Couldn't have asked for much better in those games. The Diamondbacks came up when we needed them, defended their home turf, and, well, they're on their way to Milwaukee for Game 5...

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AZ Snake Pit SnakeBytes 10/5: Blackout Edition

The DBacks were lights out against the Brewers yesterday, while Milwaukee ran into a power outage of their own. Let's see if we can't keep that going with the blackout today...

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AZ Snake Pit DBacks 8, Brewers 1: Collmenter Cruises, Goldschmidt Happens

 

Being down 0-2 is never fun. Especially when your pitching has been struggling, your bats haven't shown up, and you're on the edge of elimination. But a change of scene sometimes is just the sort of thing that you need to shake things up, and the DBacks came home looking for a chance to catch their breath and fight back against the Brewers. And that's exactly what they got...

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AZ Snake Pit SnakeBytes 9/29: Off-Day Edition

Okay, so no play-in games. We know where we're headed- I'm sure the team's probably already in Milwaukee right now, getting ready for the game on Saturday...

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AZ Snake Pit SnakeBytes 9/28: Final Day Edition

Okay, yeah, final day, wild card excitement, whatever. But man... Ryan Roberts.

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AZ Snake Pit SnakeBytes 9/27: Slow Edition

I'll do what I can to post this- I think this wifi is transmitting via telegraph. Which is appropriate for a day having spent practicing for vintage base ball, but it is seriously hampering my 21st century lifestyle...

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AZ Snake Pit SnakeBytes 9/26: Closing Time Edition

Last series of the regular season, folks.

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AZ Snake Pit SnakeBytes 9/23: Showdown Edition

Okay. Giants are here. We know what needs to happen. I don't think it needs any elaboration.

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Let's do this.

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AZ Snake Pit SnakeBytes 9/22: On the Edge Edition

Magic number to two. And a cruelly placed off-day. So, we wait.

The waiting is a little rough, I'll admit. Someone should write a fan confidence article on it or something.

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AZ Snake Pit Diamondbacks 8, Pirates 5: Almost There

J.J. Putz- saving games a specialty, dramatically lit entrances an added bonus.

Record: 90-66. Pace: 93-69.
Change on last season: +26. Magic number:2

For a DBacks fan, this game had everything- home runs, timely hitting, double steals- and that was just in the first inning. The DBacks offense didn't bother waiting until the late innings to show up this time, battering former DBacks prospect Russ Ohlendorf early on. But would the pitching, obviously unfamiliar with this role of having an early lead, hold up?

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AZ Snake Pit SnakeBytes 9/20: Number Four Edition

I just love seeing that number count down.

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AZ Snake Pit SnakeBytes 9/19: Pirate Edition

Happy birthday to Ryan Roberts, who turns 31 today. As his birthday, in fact, falls on International Talk Like a Pirate Day, I think this should really put an end to any debates over his nickname. All hail the Dread Pirate!

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AZ Snake Pit SnakeBytes 9/17: Autumn Edition

Almost autumn? Please? C'mon, nature, give me a break here...

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AZ Snake Pit SnakeBytes 9/16: Even Dozen Edition

Twelve games left. That's all we have before the end of the regular season.

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AZ Snake Pit SnakeBytes 9/15: Noisy Edition

Well, that was interesting. Who's looking forward to the next time the Dodgers come to visit?

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AZ Snake Pit SnakeBytes 9/13: Easy Does It Edition

Quick! Before my battery dies again!

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Elias points out that this is our second extra innings bases-loaded walk for the win in four days. Before that? We only had one as a franchise.

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AZ Snake Pit SnakeBytes 9/13: Lucky Seven Edition

You know, it's hard to feel comfortable about this season just yet. But... I'm getting there.

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AZ Snake Pit SnakeBytes 9/12: Blue Edition

Almost! Almost enough of a comeback, but apparently even a seven run deficit is too much. Well, that time, at least.

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AZ Snake Pit SnakeBytes 9/10: Purple Edition

So, if you want to get your replica ring, I hope you're reading this from in the park- lines apparently started up early...

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AZ Snake Pit SnakeBytes 9/9: One Ring Edition

Well, one ring so far- we'll celebrate that this weekend, though if you weren't aware of that yet, I hope that you're happy with the rock you've been living under...

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AZ Snake Pit SnakeBytes 9/8: Throwback Weekend Edition

Nice win, and now the team is home to celebrate the tenth anniversary of our World Series win. It's a pretty good time to be a DBacks fan.

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AZ Snake Pit DBacks 5, Rockies 3: Millwood if Millcould but Millcan't

Record: 82-61. Pace: 93-69.
Change on last season: +25. Magic number: 13.

You know, by this point in most seasons, I can't wait to be done playing the Rockies. Maybe it's because we play them so often in Spring Training, maybe it's because we hear about them so much, maybe it's because of Troy Tulowitzki's stupid mullet. But this year? I don't know why, I don't mind seeing them so much.... Oh, right, it's because we've completely dominated them this year. But would we end the season series the way we started it? Only time would tell...

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AZ Snake Pit SnakeBytes 9/7: Counting Down Edition

That game? Not so good.

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But let's keep some perspective here. Yeah, that was a bad outing. But one inning does not define the season. Our magic number is 15. The Diamondbacks and Giants have 37 games left- twenty apiece, including the three we share. That means we literally need fewer than half of those games to go our way to make it to the playoffs

Don't let one bad game drive you to panic. Even a really bad one.

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AZ Snake Pit SnakeBytes 9/6: Technical Difficulties Edition

Sorry about missing out on some news there, folks, been running into a few computer problems. But, hey, the Diamondbacks didn't miss a beat. Still rolling over other teams, and that magic number keeps ticking down.

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Plus, do you know what today is? Do you know? Bam!

Your Daily Strasburg:

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