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knockoutking

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knockoutking dot LSB at gmail dot com

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He actually cracks me up when he goes off because I picture him just non-chalantly typing away, then looking at a bird outside his window, smiling, then going back to his message.

All the while everyone reads it and assumes he is so pissed he’s spitting on his monitor as he pounds the keyboard.

by Suicide Prince on Apr 24, 2012 | 2:55 PM
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That's probably exactly what is going on.

by drummermoe on Apr 24, 2012 | 2:56 PM

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I was like, "Are you kidding me?" and he’s like, "Sorry, bro."

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snake charmer told me that if a snake bites you, bite it until it is dead and nothing will happen to you," Mohammed Salmodin told the BBC.

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Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

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Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective"

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"Nice to see you’re capable of posting without using numbers and formulas as a crutch." --- by Josey Wales on Nov 14, 2010 12:42 PM CST

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I never heard of hate on the internet. People have a tendency to get too mad over stuff someone on the internet says, so I like to mess with those people, let them know to take a chillpill -- by Marisa on Jan 23, 2011 11:10 AM CST

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America only exists because of Texas.
by Texas Jihad on Jul 4, 2012

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*~*eXcUsE mY bEaUtY *~*
by Maximilian on Nov 16, 2012 9:30 AM CST

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I have given the Rangers almost a hundred thousands of dollars in my lifetime. I have a right to be pissed and aggravated on how this offseason has went down.

Do not give me this, "the offseason isn’t done yet" crap. The big players are done. This will be a semi rebuilding year with the kids. It just sucks. I will still be sitting in section 326 row 1 like always though.
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by Texasportsfan on Dec 13, 2012 1:53 PM CST

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This is LSB...
People would rather say stupid shit that makes no sense, than admit they they’re wrong. I don’t expect this to be any different.

by BTO on Feb 1, 2013 12:01 PM CST

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are you wearing a toupee?

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Recent Activity
i dont even drink and i can say that i do not want video of what happens at tailgates
Commented on Tailgr8 Recap Thread on Apr 22 2014, 6:26p
really cool place
Commented on Tailgr8 Recap Thread on Apr 22 2014, 6:25p
what was your old name?
Commented on Tailgr8 Recap Thread on Apr 22 2014, 6:25p
only 3 Coach of the Year awards for Pop?
Commented on NBA: Winning Time on Apr 22 2014, 2:53p - 2 replies
i just made it 6
Commented on NBA: Winning Time on Apr 22 2014, 11:31a
lol
Commented on Tailgr8 Recap Thread on Apr 21 2014, 8:27p - 1 reply
dude got out of drivers seat and got up in my face (i gave him the heisman)
Commented on Tailgr8 Recap Thread on Apr 21 2014, 8:25p - 2 replies
who were the other 2?
Commented on Tailgr8 Recap Thread on Apr 21 2014, 8:21p
you motherfucker.
Commented on Tailgr8 Recap Thread on Apr 21 2014, 8:21p - 1 reply
i trashed almost everything that was in the middle
Commented on Tailgr8 Recap Thread on Apr 21 2014, 8:18p
wish i could have smoked that dude
Commented on Tailgr8 Recap Thread on Apr 21 2014, 8:17p - 1 reply
GOET has not been to a tailgate in years
Commented on Tailgr8 Recap Thread on Apr 21 2014, 5:35p - 1 reply
in my top 2, maybe my favorite?
Commented on Tailgr8 Recap Thread on Apr 21 2014, 4:46p
you didnt see the tweets with moe?
Commented on Tailgr8 Recap Thread on Apr 21 2014, 3:53p - 3 replies
what was the response from JLS about this?
Commented on Tailgr8 Recap Thread on Apr 21 2014, 3:24p
the only problem with this is that you have 2 rows of people below us
Commented on Tailgr8 Recap Thread on Apr 21 2014, 12:00p - 1 reply
the issue with late season weekend games is that since the rangers are no longer horrible
Commented on Tailgr8 Recap Thread on Apr 21 2014, 11:41a
mini tailgate?
Commented on Tailgr8 Recap Thread on Apr 21 2014, 11:10a - 3 replies
i think last year we were in 209?
Commented on Tailgr8 Recap Thread on Apr 21 2014, 11:09a
it is a decision that is not really great for business
Commented on Tailgr8 Recap Thread on Apr 21 2014, 11:09a
this was RIGHT before he got superpissed at us
Commented on Tailgr8 Recap Thread on Apr 21 2014, 11:08a - 2 replies
naw
Commented on Tailgr8 Recap Thread on Apr 21 2014, 11:00a - 1 reply
the people that own the lot kind of piled a ton up in the middle of the area we were in
Commented on Tailgr8 Recap Thread on Apr 21 2014, 10:14a - 1 reply
No Subject
Commented on Tailgr8 Recap Thread on Apr 21 2014, 9:52a
yup
Commented on Tailgr8 Recap Thread on Apr 21 2014, 9:52a - 1 reply
i really wanted security to come talk to us
Commented on Tailgr8 Recap Thread on Apr 21 2014, 9:50a - 1 reply
bringing
Commented on Tailgate 8: Final Post! on Apr 17 2014, 6:55p
yes
Commented on Tailgate 8: Final Post! on Apr 17 2014, 6:54p - 2 replies
they still are going to be fine
Commented on NBA: Playoffs on Apr 16 2014, 11:37a - 1 reply
let's see
Commented on NBA: Playoffs on Apr 16 2014, 11:35a - 1 reply
what time do the gates open?
Commented on Tailgate 8: Final Post! on Apr 16 2014, 10:42a - 1 reply
nice
Commented on Tailgate 8: Final Post! on Apr 15 2014, 3:47p
i am bringing hot dogs buns and brats
Commented on Tailgate 8: Final Post! on Apr 15 2014, 2:59p
i will be bringing cookies
Commented on Tailgate 8: Final Post! on Apr 15 2014, 2:59p
dave?
Commented on Tailgate 8: Final Post! on Apr 15 2014, 2:59p - 1 reply
oh, i guess you were serious when you said this comment, right?
Commented on Tuesday Morning Texas Rangers Update on Apr 15 2014, 2:24p - 1 reply
yup
Commented on 4/15/14 OT: DOOOOOOM!!!! on Apr 15 2014, 2:22p - 1 reply
ok.
Commented on Tuesday Morning Texas Rangers Update on Apr 15 2014, 2:21p - 1 reply
probably
Commented on Tuesday Morning Texas Rangers Update on Apr 15 2014, 2:20p
i dont think you understand how scouting works
Commented on Tuesday Morning Texas Rangers Update on Apr 15 2014, 2:14p - 3 replies
xx
Commented on Tuesday Morning Texas Rangers Update on Apr 15 2014, 2:12p - 1 reply
you get the point though
Commented on Tuesday Morning Texas Rangers Update on Apr 15 2014, 2:07p - 1 reply
idk if his hit tool is that good
Commented on Tuesday Morning Texas Rangers Update on Apr 15 2014, 2:05p - 2 replies
Ron Washington will not even PH for his starting catcher in the 9th inning
Commented on Tuesday Morning Texas Rangers Update on Apr 15 2014, 2:04p
this is kind of what i was trying to say earlier
Commented on Tuesday Morning Texas Rangers Update on Apr 15 2014, 2:03p - 1 reply
putting a player at a position where they do not normally, in the major leagues
Commented on Tuesday Morning Texas Rangers Update on Apr 15 2014, 2:03p
oh yeah, because this is just like madden and you can put any player at any position -- right?
Commented on Tuesday Morning Texas Rangers Update on Apr 15 2014, 2:02p - 1 reply
yup
Commented on Tuesday Morning Texas Rangers Update on Apr 15 2014, 1:59p - 1 reply
"just for an inning or two we can play someone at a position in the major leagues where they have not really played in the majors"
Commented on Tuesday Morning Texas Rangers Update on Apr 15 2014, 1:57p - 2 replies
???
Commented on Tuesday Morning Texas Rangers Update on Apr 15 2014, 1:56p - 1 reply
no reasonable BBQ joint is going to serve something like that when they are charging you by the pound
Commented on 4/15/14 OT: DOOOOOOM!!!! on Apr 15 2014, 1:46p
sure
Commented on Tuesday Morning Texas Rangers Update on Apr 15 2014, 1:45p - 1 reply
you cant if prince is DH
Commented on Tuesday Morning Texas Rangers Update on Apr 15 2014, 1:45p - 1 reply
also keep in mind teams have access to way more data than we do
Commented on Tuesday Morning Texas Rangers Update on Apr 15 2014, 1:44p
Napoli did with 0.3 i think
Commented on Tuesday Morning Texas Rangers Update on Apr 15 2014, 1:43p
Slow Bone is so much more consistent
Commented on 4/15/14 OT: DOOOOOOM!!!! on Apr 15 2014, 1:20p - 2 replies
xx
Commented on Tuesday Morning Texas Rangers Update on Apr 15 2014, 1:19p - 2 replies
Moreland provides negative value at 1B
Commented on Tuesday Morning Texas Rangers Update on Apr 15 2014, 1:18p - 2 replies
IT IS ONLY TEN PERCENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Commented on Tuesday Morning Texas Rangers Update on Apr 15 2014, 1:08p - 1 reply
i know you are such a huge fan of small sample sizes
Commented on Tuesday Morning Texas Rangers Update on Apr 15 2014, 1:07p - 1 reply
he is not going to be a high quality (GG?) quality 3B or 1B either way
Commented on Tuesday Morning Texas Rangers Update on Apr 15 2014, 1:07p - 1 reply
xx
Commented on 4/15/14 OT: DOOOOOOM!!!! on Apr 15 2014, 1:05p - 1 reply
it was overly expensive
Commented on 4/15/14 OT: DOOOOOOM!!!! on Apr 15 2014, 1:05p
going back to ETX early
Commented on 4/15/14 OT: DOOOOOOM!!!! on Apr 15 2014, 12:08p
i said the BBQ should split off when i first went there
Commented on 4/15/14 OT: DOOOOOOM!!!! on Apr 15 2014, 12:04p - 2 replies
stop injecting WAR here
Commented on Tuesday Morning Texas Rangers Update on Apr 15 2014, 12:03p - 1 reply
??
Commented on Tuesday Morning Texas Rangers Update on Apr 15 2014, 11:54a - 1 reply
sure that is the flip side of what i am saying
Commented on Tuesday Morning Texas Rangers Update on Apr 15 2014, 11:49a - 2 replies
only 70 points!
Commented on Tuesday Morning Texas Rangers Update on Apr 15 2014, 11:48a - 1 reply
xx
Commented on Tuesday Morning Texas Rangers Update on Apr 15 2014, 11:44a - 1 reply
come on
Commented on Tuesday Morning Texas Rangers Update on Apr 15 2014, 11:40a - 1 reply
ok?
Commented on Tuesday Morning Texas Rangers Update on Apr 15 2014, 11:37a
disagree with you but whatever
Commented on Tuesday Morning Texas Rangers Update on Apr 15 2014, 11:35a
i can agree that he is more than "just" a yuk monkey
Commented on 4/15/14 OT: DOOOOOOM!!!! on Apr 15 2014, 11:33a
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