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knockoutking

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knockoutking dot LSB at gmail dot com

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He actually cracks me up when he goes off because I picture him just non-chalantly typing away, then looking at a bird outside his window, smiling, then going back to his message.

All the while everyone reads it and assumes he is so pissed he’s spitting on his monitor as he pounds the keyboard.

by Suicide Prince on Apr 24, 2012 | 2:55 PM
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That's probably exactly what is going on.

by drummermoe on Apr 24, 2012 | 2:56 PM

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I was like, "Are you kidding me?" and he’s like, "Sorry, bro."

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snake charmer told me that if a snake bites you, bite it until it is dead and nothing will happen to you," Mohammed Salmodin told the BBC.

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Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

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Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective"

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"Nice to see you’re capable of posting without using numbers and formulas as a crutch." --- by Josey Wales on Nov 14, 2010 12:42 PM CST

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I never heard of hate on the internet. People have a tendency to get too mad over stuff someone on the internet says, so I like to mess with those people, let them know to take a chillpill -- by Marisa on Jan 23, 2011 11:10 AM CST

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America only exists because of Texas.
by Texas Jihad on Jul 4, 2012

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*~*eXcUsE mY bEaUtY *~*
by Maximilian on Nov 16, 2012 9:30 AM CST

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I have given the Rangers almost a hundred thousands of dollars in my lifetime. I have a right to be pissed and aggravated on how this offseason has went down.

Do not give me this, "the offseason isn’t done yet" crap. The big players are done. This will be a semi rebuilding year with the kids. It just sucks. I will still be sitting in section 326 row 1 like always though.
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by Texasportsfan on Dec 13, 2012 1:53 PM CST

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This is LSB...
People would rather say stupid shit that makes no sense, than admit they they’re wrong. I don’t expect this to be any different.

by BTO on Feb 1, 2013 12:01 PM CST

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are you wearing a toupee?

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Recent Activity
beating the fuck out of any team (like they did to that OU team) is pretty impressive
Commented on CFB - 10 Days - AP Pollage - Ugly Uniforms on Aug 21 2014, 7:10p
boise brings in virtually nothing outside of
Commented on CFB - 10 Days - AP Pollage - Ugly Uniforms on Aug 21 2014, 7:09p
xx
Commented on CFB - 10 Days - AP Pollage - Ugly Uniforms on Aug 21 2014, 7:08p
rec
Commented on CFB - 10 Days - AP Pollage - Ugly Uniforms on Aug 21 2014, 7:05p
yeah
Commented on NBA: Who is Chandler Parsons. on Aug 21 2014, 7:04p
the part in Neighbors where
Commented on 8.21.14 OT: Take a message on Aug 21 2014, 9:53a - 2 replies
No Subject
Commented on 8.21.14 OT: Take a message on Aug 21 2014, 9:53a
the problem is that Gordon is not really a 2nd host
Commented on 8.21.14 OT: Take a message on Aug 21 2014, 9:52a - 2 replies
i think he works fine
Commented on 8.21.14 OT: Take a message on Aug 21 2014, 9:42a
Balo is one of the most interesting guys i can think of to hang out with
Commented on 8.21.14 OT: Take a message on Aug 21 2014, 9:22a - 1 reply
Vidal isnt going anywhere right now
Commented on 8.21.14 OT: Take a message on Aug 21 2014, 9:19a - 1 reply
he wants to make something like 8m net
Commented on 8.21.14 OT: Take a message on Aug 21 2014, 9:18a
also
Commented on 8.21.14 OT: Take a message on Aug 21 2014, 9:13a - 1 reply
xx
Commented on 8.21.14 OT: Take a message on Aug 21 2014, 9:12a - 2 replies
No Subject
Commented on 8.21.14 OT: Take a message on Aug 21 2014, 9:10a
for You talkin' to me?
Voted on Aug 21 2014, 9:08a
if he is ok with a cheapass owner
Commented on NBA: Who is Chandler Parsons. on Aug 21 2014, 9:07a
for Yes
Voted on Aug 20 2014, 3:57p
No Subject
Commented on 8/20/14 OT: ED on Aug 20 2014, 2:50p
yawn
Commented on CFB - 10 Days - AP Pollage - Ugly Uniforms on Aug 20 2014, 2:45p
an undefeated B12 team should (hypothetically) still be in the top 4 in almost any situation
Commented on CFB - 10 Days - AP Pollage - Ugly Uniforms on Aug 20 2014, 2:45p - 2 replies
yup
Commented on CFB - 10 Days - AP Pollage - Ugly Uniforms on Aug 20 2014, 2:43p
i didnt say they were going to be good
Commented on CFB - 10 Days - AP Pollage - Ugly Uniforms on Aug 20 2014, 2:42p
haha
Commented on NBA: Who is Chandler Parsons. on Aug 20 2014, 2:39p
not going in the "YOU ARE AN IDIOT IF YOU HAVE NOT EVER SHOT BEFORE"
Commented on 8/19 Afternoon OT: Strife on Aug 19 2014, 4:09p
curious
Commented on 8/19 Afternoon OT: Strife on Aug 19 2014, 4:08p - 2 replies
lol
Commented on 8/19 Afternoon OT: Strife on Aug 19 2014, 3:41p
xx
Commented on 8/19 Afternoon OT: Strife on Aug 19 2014, 3:41p
evidently Zoe Quinn used his death to try and promote her game also
Commented on 8/19 Afternoon OT: Strife on Aug 19 2014, 3:40p - 1 reply
got a new word from it too
Commented on 8/19 Afternoon OT: Strife on Aug 19 2014, 3:31p
heh
Commented on 8/19 Afternoon OT: Strife on Aug 19 2014, 3:30p - 1 reply
Internet Aristocrat has a fantastic video i am watching
Commented on 8/19 Afternoon OT: Strife on Aug 19 2014, 3:27p - 2 replies
i just feel for the guy
Commented on 8/19 Afternoon OT: Strife on Aug 19 2014, 3:21p
more stuff here (read the top comment too)
Commented on 8/19 Afternoon OT: Strife on Aug 19 2014, 3:09p
i vote the second one
Commented on 8/19 Afternoon OT: Strife on Aug 19 2014, 3:08p - 1 reply
just keep reading
Commented on 8/19 Afternoon OT: Strife on Aug 19 2014, 3:05p
watch the video for all of it basically (well, why it's important)
Commented on 8/19 Afternoon OT: Strife on Aug 19 2014, 3:05p - 1 reply
did you read all the acts?
Commented on 8/19 Afternoon OT: Strife on Aug 19 2014, 3:02p - 3 replies
do you know what we are talking about?
Commented on 8/19 Afternoon OT: Strife on Aug 19 2014, 3:00p - 4 replies
my brother wants to go to (one) game there
Commented on 8/19 Afternoon OT: Strife on Aug 19 2014, 2:57p - 2 replies
eh i didnt find it hilarious
Commented on 8/19 Afternoon OT: Strife on Aug 19 2014, 2:56p - 2 replies
it is great
Commented on 8/19 OT: Sinatra Doctrine on Aug 19 2014, 2:43p
what a concept!
Commented on 8/19 OT: Sinatra Doctrine on Aug 19 2014, 2:30p
shit
Commented on 8/19 OT: Sinatra Doctrine on Aug 19 2014, 2:29p - 1 reply
eh Phil Fish is generally a tremendous asshole
Commented on 8/19 OT: Sinatra Doctrine on Aug 19 2014, 2:26p - 1 reply
Internet Aristocrat is shitting on *everyone* lol
Commented on 8/19 OT: Sinatra Doctrine on Aug 19 2014, 2:24p
that sucks
Commented on 8/19 OT: Sinatra Doctrine on Aug 19 2014, 2:21p
hahahahahaha
Commented on 8/19 OT: Sinatra Doctrine on Aug 19 2014, 2:21p
even kills pastebin?
Commented on 8/19 OT: Sinatra Doctrine on Aug 19 2014, 2:20p - 1 reply
Internet Aristocrat shitting all over Phil Fish is hilarious
Commented on 8/19 OT: Sinatra Doctrine on Aug 19 2014, 2:19p - 1 reply
No Subject
Commented on 8/19 OT: Sinatra Doctrine on Aug 19 2014, 2:19p - 1 reply
the phil fish insanity is hilarious
Commented on 8/19 OT: Sinatra Doctrine on Aug 19 2014, 2:17p - 1 reply
look at more photos
Commented on 8/19 OT: Sinatra Doctrine on Aug 19 2014, 2:17p - 1 reply
yessir
Commented on 8/19 OT: Sinatra Doctrine on Aug 19 2014, 2:16p
she did this too lol
Commented on 8/19 OT: Sinatra Doctrine on Aug 19 2014, 2:16p - 2 replies
youtube
Commented on 8/19 OT: Sinatra Doctrine on Aug 19 2014, 2:12p - 2 replies
she is a video game developer
Commented on 8/19 OT: Sinatra Doctrine on Aug 19 2014, 2:09p - 1 reply
that is the theory, yeah
Commented on 8/19 OT: Sinatra Doctrine on Aug 19 2014, 2:07p - 1 reply
i came across it recently
Commented on 8/19 OT: Sinatra Doctrine on Aug 19 2014, 2:06p - 1 reply
No Subject
Commented on 8/19 OT: Sinatra Doctrine on Aug 19 2014, 2:05p - 1 reply
releasing personal information of someone else
Commented on 8/19 OT: Sinatra Doctrine on Aug 19 2014, 2:02p - 1 reply
try this
Commented on 8/19 OT: Sinatra Doctrine on Aug 19 2014, 1:55p
No Subject
Commented on 8/19 OT: Sinatra Doctrine on Aug 19 2014, 1:52p - 2 replies
xx
Commented on 8/19 OT: Sinatra Doctrine on Aug 19 2014, 1:52p
from what i can tell she comes across like a crazy person
Commented on 8/19 OT: Sinatra Doctrine on Aug 19 2014, 1:50p - 2 replies
her reaction is funny
Commented on 8/19 OT: Sinatra Doctrine on Aug 19 2014, 1:49p
No Subject
Commented on 8/19 OT: Sinatra Doctrine on Aug 19 2014, 1:48p - 1 reply
basically
Commented on 8/19 OT: Sinatra Doctrine on Aug 19 2014, 1:45p - 2 replies
oh dude, some of them are probably way bigger than LSB
Commented on 8/19 OT: Sinatra Doctrine on Aug 19 2014, 1:44p - 2 replies
honestly
Commented on 8/19 OT: Sinatra Doctrine on Aug 19 2014, 1:43p - 2 replies
this Zoe Quinn shit is some of the most insane stuff i have seen on the internet in a long time.
Commented on 8/19 OT: Sinatra Doctrine on Aug 19 2014, 1:35p - 6 replies
i thought we only had a total of 8 in the league?
Commented on 8/19 OT: Sinatra Doctrine on Aug 19 2014, 12:47p - 1 reply
xx
Commented on 8/19 OT: Sinatra Doctrine on Aug 19 2014, 12:26p - 3 replies
lets not go TOO far there
Commented on 8/19 OT: Sinatra Doctrine on Aug 19 2014, 12:14p
losing Wittek hurts for that reason
Commented on 8/19 OT: Sinatra Doctrine on Aug 19 2014, 12:12p
just a bit soon there
Commented on 8/19 OT: Sinatra Doctrine on Aug 19 2014, 12:11p - 1 reply
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