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knockoutking

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He actually cracks me up when he goes off because I picture him just non-chalantly typing away, then looking at a bird outside his window, smiling, then going back to his message.

All the while everyone reads it and assumes he is so pissed he’s spitting on his monitor as he pounds the keyboard.

by Suicide Prince on Apr 24, 2012 | 2:55 PM
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That's probably exactly what is going on.

by drummermoe on Apr 24, 2012 | 2:56 PM

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I was like, "Are you kidding me?" and he’s like, "Sorry, bro."

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snake charmer told me that if a snake bites you, bite it until it is dead and nothing will happen to you," Mohammed Salmodin told the BBC.

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Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

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Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective"

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"Nice to see you’re capable of posting without using numbers and formulas as a crutch." --- by Josey Wales on Nov 14, 2010 12:42 PM CST

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I never heard of hate on the internet. People have a tendency to get too mad over stuff someone on the internet says, so I like to mess with those people, let them know to take a chillpill -- by Marisa on Jan 23, 2011 11:10 AM CST

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America only exists because of Texas.
by Texas Jihad on Jul 4, 2012

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*~*eXcUsE mY bEaUtY *~*
by Maximilian on Nov 16, 2012 9:30 AM CST

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I have given the Rangers almost a hundred thousands of dollars in my lifetime. I have a right to be pissed and aggravated on how this offseason has went down.

Do not give me this, "the offseason isn’t done yet" crap. The big players are done. This will be a semi rebuilding year with the kids. It just sucks. I will still be sitting in section 326 row 1 like always though.
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by Texasportsfan on Dec 13, 2012 1:53 PM CST

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This is LSB...
People would rather say stupid shit that makes no sense, than admit they they’re wrong. I don’t expect this to be any different.

by BTO on Feb 1, 2013 12:01 PM CST

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are you wearing a toupee?

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