Lots of polls featuring some variant of "Punch Twist in the face." Why so violent, people? I am compelled to remind you of how good we have it with our Marshawnthusiast fearless leader rodeo clown hypertrichosis...ist.

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I've got wedding fever, and the only prescription is more Princess Bride quotes. After attending two December weddings, and taking on bridesmaid duty for two more in May, I've been busy: Indian food, Bible verses, Vegas celebrations, and long-lost Thai relatives.

Mawwage, that bwessed awangement, that dweam wifin a dweam...

After the jump: a description of a Hindu wedding in Bengal (E. India, unaffected by the North vs South debate).

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Berkeley High School, class of 2000, is meeting up on Monday night to discuss how exactly we've made the world into a better place. I, for one, have made the immense contribution of posting this DBD. See, as a faithful CGB reader - gunning to break 500 comments some time in 2011! - I sometimes get the feeling that Twist would prefer someone, anyone, to post the damn thing. So, Twist, this is my Christmas present to you. If it ain't all that great, consider it payback for your fear-mongering text "I got arrested ... in a golf cart! LOL"

After the jump: high school memories that make me feel old.

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Posted on behalf of a friend who lurks on CGB, hasn't opened an SBN account, and loves to brag that he was born 10 days after The Play. My first FanPost, even if it's written by someone else -- I'll call him Nonymous Bear.

When I told him to open his own account, he said, "This is the only rant I will be giving because after I give it, all other Cal fans will agree with me and we will present a united front and help lead Cal to glory." All righty then.

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