I was trying to play this game with my buddy during the Knicks game, and he could only stand it for about a quarter before he kicked me out of the room. So, now I've come to bug you guys with it.

Everyone's played this game. You're given two choices-- only two-- and you have to chose one.

For example:

Would you rather lose five years of your life (say, die when you're 60 instead of 65) or have the Blazers lose Brandon Roy to a career ending injury?

With the playoffs just starting, would you rather break your own hand or have Brandon break his?

Would you rather lose a toe (Just a useless little one, on the left foot even) or have the Blazers sign Stephon Marbury and name him starter?

This can also be the "What if?" game. Such as:

If you had the opportunity to give Kobe Bryant food poisoning the night before a Blazers-Lakers WCF game 7, and no one would ever find out... would you do it?

If Shaq wanted to join the Blazers for the minimum salary, would you let him on?

If you're wondering if there's a way out of having to chose, imagine the tried and true "if someone put a gun to your head and you HAD to chose one or the other. Then you HAVE to chose.

Post your answers, and post new questions. I've got more dumb questions to post if this thread takes off.