Jedi2

less cowbell, more 'neau

  • joined Jun 18, 2009
  • last login Aug 20, 2014
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There's nothing to see here! Move along!
My "total homerism" score ranks second only to 33MorneauMVP!

A Fan Of...

  • MLB Minnesota Twins
  • NFL Minnesota Vikings
  • NHL Minnesota Wild
  • Soccer Viking F.K. Stavanger
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  • Winter Olympics CCCP
  • Wrestling The Crusher
  • Fantasy Swedish Bikini Team
Recent Activity
Ummm........ no..........?
Commented on Minnesota Twins Vs Cleveland Indians Aug 19 on Aug 19 2014, 10:06p - 1 reply
less fastball, more Slowey?
Commented on Minnesota Twins Vs Cleveland Indians Aug 19 on Aug 19 2014, 9:33p - 1 reply
need some more hits and runs guys.....
Commented on Minnesota Twins Vs Cleveland Indians Aug 19 on Aug 19 2014, 9:31p - 1 reply
I'm rec'ing this gamethread before it sells out and goes mainstream.
Commented on Minnesota Twins Vs Cleveland Indians Aug 19 on Aug 19 2014, 9:26p - 1 reply
"Luckily, he is not stiff and unbending as you are."
Commented on The Return of Joe Mauer on Aug 19 2014, 9:20p
He's no Morneau, but whatever.
Commented on The Return of Joe Mauer on Aug 18 2014, 10:47p - 1 reply
His work here is done!
Commented on Game 123: Royals @ Twins on Aug 18 2014, 10:44p - 1 reply
It's a playoff beard
Commented on Game 123: Royals @ Twins on Aug 18 2014, 10:40p - 1 reply
Well that's a shame
Commented on Royals 12, Twins 6: Mauer, Vargas, Arcia homer, but Milone implodes in home debut on Aug 18 2014, 1:02a
The entire fanpost section has been taken over by spam.
Commented on If It's Friday, That Means The Twins Rally Fell Just Short; Royals Win, 6-5 on Aug 16 2014, 2:42p - 2 replies
30 Helens agree
Commented on Twenty-Five Shortstops on Aug 16 2014, 1:59a
Dammit
Commented on If It's Friday, That Means The Twins Rally Fell Just Short; Royals Win, 6-5 on Aug 16 2014, 12:31a
Anyone who would (whatever that chin gesture is called) Tigers fans
Commented on Breakfast & Baseball: Buxton, Mauer, Gibson, Hughes, and more on Aug 15 2014, 11:51a
I knew we should've traded Buxton while he still had value.
Commented on Breakfast & Baseball: Buxton, Mauer, Gibson, Hughes, and more on Aug 14 2014, 4:01p
I read Mauer's part in an 8-bit video game robot's voice
Commented on Joe Mauer Imposter Slugs Twins Past Astros 3-1 on Aug 13 2014, 10:24p - 1 reply
Oh, OK.
Commented on The importance of foundation on Aug 13 2014, 4:46p - 2 replies
Good lord
Commented on Twins Are Learning From Their Mistakes... Or Are They? on Aug 13 2014, 4:40p
What?
Commented on The importance of foundation on Aug 13 2014, 4:31p - 1 reply
I've always thought the best approach
Commented on Twenty-Five Shortstops on Aug 13 2014, 2:51a
Looks more like Oswaldo is about to jab imaginary brooch pins in his eyes.
Commented on Astros 10, Twins 4: Chris Carter crushes Minnesota on Aug 13 2014, 2:23a - 1 reply
The so-called "Apple Geniuses"
Commented on Recap: Superman Returns! Twins Win 4-2 on Aug 13 2014, 2:17a
His Soundcloud account
Commented on Game 118: Twins at Astros on Aug 12 2014, 11:15p - 2 replies
Well at least we aren't the Astr[sees score]OH CRAP!
Commented on Game 118: Twins at Astros on Aug 12 2014, 10:27p
*Sigh*
Commented on Twins to activate Joe Mauer today (and other notes) on Aug 11 2014, 8:10p
I will never have hopes or dreams again.
Commented on Twins hand out 11 walks en route to 9-4 loss on Aug 10 2014, 11:12p - 2 replies
Way to give up on Hammer like that, zertz.
Commented on Twins trade Kevin Correia to Dodgers, recall Tommy Milone on Aug 10 2014, 11:01p
Excellent.
Commented on Twins trade Kevin Correia to Dodgers, recall Tommy Milone on Aug 10 2014, 11:00p
Offense, pitching and defense
Commented on What do the 2015 Twins need most? on Aug 10 2014, 10:46p - 2 replies
He used to be a Twins at one time, IIRC.
Commented on Game 115: Twins at Athletics on Aug 9 2014, 11:31p - 1 reply
Hmmm...
Commented on Game 115: Twins at Athletics on Aug 9 2014, 10:32p - 1 reply
Well, it's not March and this isn't Ft Myers
Commented on Game 115: Twins at Athletics on Aug 9 2014, 10:24p - 1 reply
I got dibs on Trevor Maybe........Maybe not
Commented on Game 115: Twins at Athletics on Aug 9 2014, 10:22p
Did Trevor May win the baseballs yet?
Commented on Game 115: Twins at Athletics on Aug 9 2014, 9:10p
Annual regional insurance convention is in town
Commented on Game 115: Twins at Athletics on Aug 9 2014, 9:08p
The Twins rally's two are weapons surprise and fear
Commented on Twins Rally Falls Just Short (Again), A's Win 6-5 on Aug 9 2014, 9:05p
The Twins rally chief weapon is surprise
Commented on Twins Rally Falls Just Short (Again), A's Win 6-5 on Aug 9 2014, 9:03p - 1 reply
Why bring ladies' private parts into this?
Commented on Oakland 3, Minnesota 0: Twins Can't Figure Out A's Pitching on Aug 9 2014, 8:57p
Accoustics
Commented on Oakland 3, Minnesota 0: Twins Can't Figure Out A's Pitching on Aug 9 2014, 8:54p
Well that sucked.
Commented on Game 113: Minnesota Twins at Oakland Athletics on Aug 8 2014, 12:50a
EEGIDP
Commented on Game 113: Minnesota Twins at Oakland Athletics on Aug 8 2014, 12:30a
Quintomer
Commented on Game 113: Minnesota Twins at Oakland Athletics on Aug 8 2014, 12:28a
Nice trap
Commented on Game 113: Minnesota Twins at Oakland Athletics on Aug 8 2014, 12:23a
IBB Moss, hitting .250
Commented on Game 113: Minnesota Twins at Oakland Athletics on Aug 8 2014, 12:22a - 1 reply
Worst crayons ever.
Commented on Game 113: Minnesota Twins at Oakland Athletics on Aug 8 2014, 12:07a - 2 replies
Fun Fact:
Commented on Game 113: Minnesota Twins at Oakland Athletics on Aug 7 2014, 10:23p - 4 replies
Vargas! :)
Commented on The ways in which Kennys Vargas is not like David Ortiz on Aug 7 2014, 9:15p
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