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loadtimes

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Yeah, This Is News: 2/13/14

We review the news we missed from the last week. Our top story: big controversial disaster apocalypse in Monument Park.

Yankees GIFs: 2009 World Series, Game 2

Remember those two or three postseason games in which A.J. Burnett went out there and threw grenades? This was one of them. Good times.

Yankees GIFs: Who is Joe Tacopina?

Our GIF correspondents risk life and limb to investigate A-Rod's mysterious—read: amazing—attorney.

Yankees GIFs: Important people behaving strangely

Why does team president Randy Levine do the things he does? Why does Alex Rodriguez do the things he does? Our team of GIF scientists investigates.

Yankees GIFs: Looking forward to Carlos Beltran

We survey the career of recent Yankees hired gun Carlos Beltran through a series of GIFs. See him slide, jump, throw, laugh, and be offended by Craig Sager's face.

Remembering Robinson Cano: A history in 24 GIFs

We remember Robinson Cano in one giant GIF bomb.

What to expect when expecting Jacoby Ellsbury

Madness ensues as team president Randy Levine loads contracts into a pitching machine and fires them down onto humanity from his private jet, injuring seven but signing two.

What to expect when you’re expecting Brian McCann

Hank Steinbrenner just birthed the first big boom bang contract of the Yankees' offseason. So what do they have to look forward to from their sparkly new catcher?

Yankees GIFs: Moments from the 2009 WS, Game 1

The GIFs don't stop in the offseason! Our trek backwards into reverse time continues. See here, the last time this team won anything.

Yankees GIFs: A verdict on Alex Rodriguez

With the meaty bit of Alex Rodriguez's arbitration hearing ahead of us, I ask the question that nobody else has been foolish enough to ask: why not just render a verdict by looking at some GIFs?

Yankees GIFs: How not to perfect game

Perfect games are great and all but, come on, they're so hard to do! Too unattainable, I say. Stick to what you know and don't dream too much. Remember: screwing up in the field is much, much easier.

Yankees GIFs: David Cone's perfect game

Sure, there's no baseball going on right now—but we have a bevy of classic games we can enshrine in GIF form! We begin our time travel with this showing of absolute dominance from one David Cone.

Yankees GIFs: All A-Rod, All the time

As the embattled third baseman enters Arbitration Station, we investigate his on-field conduct in a series of GIFs.

Yankees GIFs: Anger and despair edition

The season may be over, but GIFs never die. Get all cheered up with these displays of incompetence and insanity. We feature insanely bad fielding, insanely good fielding, the sensational fat...

Yankees GIFs: Searching for a playoff hero edition

Every playoff run needs a good hero. Who will our hero be? Our crack team of GIF scientists offer you a variety of options: is it Alfonso Soriano? Chris Stewart? Or can it -- would it -- should it...

Yankees GIFs: Player reactions edition

Playoff races can be tense times for the mind, body and soul. How are the players on the field feeling? Our crack team of GIF animators investigates. Within we find that Mo is appalled, Andy...

Swing and a GIF: Matrix fielding, Girardi's binder

If you're looking for out-and-out dysfunction, you've come to the right place. Within we find grown men fighting each other, fielding disasters, sheer unadulterated confusion, and judgmental Paul...

Week in GIFs: Nova twerking; A-Rod misbehaving

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Given the weight of the evidence, how is it possible that man is capable of playing ball? Within we find one athlete twerking while others struggle defensively. Meanwhile, a manager laughs off good...

Communiqué from the High Embassy of Planet GIF

Following the shelling of one Hiroki Kuroda last night, the world of GIF dispatched me a message across the wires in the hope that, in some way, shape or form, even if minor and not actually...

Sending a Space Probe to the World of GIF

Following the heinous acts perpetrated against my beloved Alex Rodriguez in Sunday's Yankees-Red Sox matchup, loadtimes was buoyed into hastily publishing another round of animated image files...

Spectacular Tour Through the World of GIF

Following my new-found ability to create GIFs, I have six GIFs for you. Let's not dilly-dally around: 1. I Like Mike Dissatisfied with the current state of GIFs for Trout's super catch off...

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