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football season is over
by lt.winslow on Jan 3, 2011 1:20 PM EST
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no more games. no more bombs. no more head shaking. no more fun. no more staring down receivers. 39. that is a lot. a few more than we needed or wanted. maddening. frustrating. we are always bitchy. no fun -- for anybody. 39. we have gotten greedy. we must act our age. relax -- this won't hurt.
R.I.P. - The Jacory Harris era (2008-2010)
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breaking down today's matchups
by lt.winslow on Dec 31, 2010 11:36 AM EST
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in our unending quest to provide you with the very best "coverage" around, we've taken the liberty of breaking down the important matchups to look out for during today's miami/ notre dame game. in depth analysis, after the jump.
common sense dictates that once the twitter ban fell...
by lt.winslow on Dec 28, 2010 6:28 PM EST
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the ban on firearms wasn't far behind.
apparently al golden wasn't bullshitting when he said that he intends to restore miami back to being "the U".
slow, subtle nod in mario cristobal's direction.
by lt.winslow on Dec 27, 2010 12:20 PM EST
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he may be 'across the ocean over there', but he still family.
and all of us at the seventh floor, are proud of him. bro. [video here]
last reminder.
by lt.winslow on Dec 22, 2010 3:36 PM EST
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we politely remind those of you attending the 7-5 bowl next friday... that rearranging the pickets in your D-Fence sign into the shape of a scissor-lift, is frowned upon.
video courtesy of our incorrigible friends over at rakontur
what we know thus far
by lt.winslow on Dec 13, 2010 10:58 AM EST
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at a minimum, it appears that miami's record setting streak of eleventeen hundred and eighty five consecutive defensive plays running the exact same 4-3 base cover two defense, is about to come to an end. so we got that going for us.
what? i'm fine.
by lt.winslow on Dec 1, 2010 6:31 PM EST
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seriously. i don't even know what you're talking about. everything's fine.
pace yourselves.
by lt.winslow on Dec 1, 2010 12:47 PM EST
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deep breaths. it's not time just yet.
this will only hurt for a minute
by lt.winslow on Nov 3, 2010 11:54 AM EDT
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it'll only sting for a second. just squeeze my hand and look away. good job. here's a lollipop.
All I know is that the guys we won with... It was a breed that I've never, ever seen before. You got beat up if you didn't run well enough in the offseason conditioning. You got whooped.It was not acceptable to bring the team down. The team was held to a certain standard. Even with talented guys like EJ, Reggie Wayne and Santana Moss, those guys ran 110 meter in 11 seconds and they did twenty of them in a row. And if you were the fat kid that couldn't make your time at 18, you got pummeled in the locker room, because you cost everybody else the coach's faith in you...
big ups to friend of the program jorge sedano, & in-house internet magician tgb
no words to describe it. poetry! so beautiful. i had no idea.
by lt.winslow on Oct 8, 2010 4:38 PM EDT
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courtesy of our friends over at Rakontur
The 'Noles put this video together prior to the 1988 season and their match-up with the Miami Hurricanes. FSU entered the season ranked #1, which the 'Canes took as an insult because they won the national championship the prior year. They were already upset that FSU was ranked ahead of them, and they got even more pissed off when Jimmy Johnson played this video for them. The 'Canes went on the win the game 31-0.
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4 days
by lt.winslow on Oct 6, 2010 11:39 AM EDT
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you'd think at some point, that gif would get old.
but you'd be wrong.
"hurricanes" coach delivers forearm shiver to opposing coach's head
the leg bone's connected to the... knee bone.
by lt.winslow on Sep 24, 2010 9:28 AM EDT
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remember kids! football is a violent, violent, violent, violent game! played by very large black men who are bigger, faster, stronger and ridiculously more athletic than pretty much everyone you know! happy friday!
off topic: miami heat's nba finals victory celebration on hold
by lt.winslow on Sep 21, 2010 4:12 PM EDT
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as you may have heard, the miami heat and the city of miami are were planning a massive block party in downtown miami on october 29th (miami's home opener against orlando) to celebrate the heat's triumphant victory in the 2011 nba finals.
turns out, the block party is likely a no go because, get this, the miami-dade police department doesn't want to provide free security.
according to miami's cbs4 news:
"Plans for a huge, downtown celebration on the Miami Heat's opening home night may have been put on hold amid concerns over a planned protest by police and worries about crowd control. The plan was to shut down Biscayne Boulevard for two blocks in front of the American Airlines Arena and put on a bash for thousands of revelers... Miami Mayor Tomas Regalado had talked up the party last week, but told a downtown development task force on Monday that "there are some concerns" now about the party being staged...
An aide to the mayor said the team is concerned about access and safety for paying fans attending the game, including a "huge number" of new season ticket holders... The Mayor's uncertain assessment of the party's future came shortly after the union representing Miami police officers vowed a "massive" protest at the event and advised its members not to sign up to work the celebration."We're going to be out there in force demonstrating on opening day," said Fraternal Order of Police (FOP) President, Sgt. Armando Aguilar. "What I've told our employees was to not volunteer for the Heat game so that they can assist us in the demonstration."
The police union is angry over pay cuts imposed on police officers by the city to help close a gaping budget deficit. "They are going to spend whatever it takes to have this huge party opening night for the Heat, but at the same time they're cutting our salaries and cutting our benefits," the union president said. Mayor Regalado said police plans for a protest figured in his re-thinking the party's viability. "It's part of the concern, because we need to have off-duty police, and if they don't work, we can't have a party," Regalado said. The police union vowed to protest any celebration using tax dollars, even on a limited basis. "We'll be there," the FOP's Aguilar said, promising a demonstration by cops against what he called a "slap in the face" from the city."
not for nothing, but that's kind of a bitch move. seriously, the miami-dade pd should show up to work every day for free. honestly, if you asked me "hey, wanna go get all roided up & go run around town driving like a f**king asshole, pulling guns on people, shake some people down, kill some homeless people, kill some witnesses, plant some guns on people, rape some chicks, rob some drug dealers like my name was omar and arrest some innocent black guys for dwb, i'd probably pay you for the opportunity.
but no. they can't be bothered to donate a few hours of their precious time to work for free so that the rest of us can celebrate the miami heat's glorious victory in the 2011 nba finals.
thanks a lot guys
who's got a twitter account and likes to use the "n" word??
by lt.winslow on Sep 20, 2010 7:12 PM EDT
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as if you needed another reason to love clinton portis
quad hill gets his jay mariotti on, tonight in vegas
by lt.winslow on Sep 15, 2010 7:19 PM EDT
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former university of miami tailback quadtrine hill looks to bring his professional boxing record to 2-0 tonight in vegas. the fight will be televised via ppv. quad won his professional boxing debut back in february, via 1st rd knockout. we expect much of the same tonight.
regrettably, there will be no live twitter updates on tonight's fight from Mahoney Hall.
on behalf of the entire U family, we wish quad the best.
this is what happens when you turn the ball over 4 times
by lt.winslow on Sep 14, 2010 2:43 PM EDT
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miami head football coach and all around hnic randy shannon has had about enough of this twitter nonsense. word has come down from on high, that as of 2:30p today tomorrow, all UM football player's twitter accounts must be deactivated.
for the most part, they appear to be taking it in stride
when asked for comment, travis benjamin simply gave a confused look. it was later revealed that t-ben misread coach shannon's instructions and deleted his facebook account instead.
clinton portis reminds us why everyone else is just competing to be our second favorite
by lt.winslow on Sep 14, 2010 11:43 AM EDT
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"You know man, I think you put women reporters in the locker room in positions to see guys walking around naked, and you sit in the locker room with 53 guys, and all of the sudden you see a nice woman in the locker room, I think men are gonna tend to turn and look and want to say something to that woman. For the woman, I think they make it so much that you can't interact and you can't be involved with athletes, you can't talk to these guys, you can't interact with these guys.
"And I mean, you put a woman and you give her a choice of 53 athletes, somebody got to be appealing to her. You know, somebody got to spark her interest, or she's gonna wantsomebody. I don't know what kind of woman won't, if you get to go and look at 53 men's packages. And you're just sitting here, saying 'Oh, none of this is attractive to me.' I know you're doing a job, but at the same time, the same way I'm gonna cut my eye if I see somebody worth talking to, I'm sure they do the same thing."
via dc sports blog
oh! oh! lets talk about the '03 fiesta bowl some more
by lt.winslow on Sep 10, 2010 11:12 AM EDT
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alright people. some of you are not gonna like this. well... we only have 12 readers, so about 10 of you are not gonna like this. it's probably going to be unpleasant to hear. it may even upset some of you. regardless. it needs to be said, and its after the jump...
miami/ ohio state preview
by lt.winslow on Sep 8, 2010 2:42 PM EDT
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in our unending quest to give you the very best miami hurricanes coverage, we at the seventh floor have spent the past few weeks polling some of the greatest minds in the country to get their opinion on what we should expect on saturday in columbus.
not to brag, but we went the extra mile for you guys on this one. we criss-crossed the country tracking down the absolute best and brightest society has to offer: astronauts, economists, historians, the people from the rand institute, the guys who built that hadron collider thing that's going to tear a hole in the universe, the indian math geeks who develop the formulas for determining which mortgages go into the mezzanine tranch of a synthetic cdo, quantum physicists, neuro-surgeons, literary scholars, and 2 of the 4 surviving cast members of "growing pains", all of whom gave us, more or less, the same answer.
martin ukpai respectfully declines sean spence's offer
bro. miami fans are just like that sometimes bro.
by lt.winslow on Sep 3, 2010 10:26 AM EDT
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as promised. more, better highlights from last night's UM/ FAMU game
still recovering. more, better highlights up soon.
by lt.winslow on Sep 3, 2010 10:17 AM EDT
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