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mattybobo

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Oh wait, who are you talking about? I thought it was about Descalso cause I can't turn the game one right now and my kids distracting me from Gameday
Commented on Cardinals at Brewers gamethread 4/16 on Apr 16 2014, 2:45p
"Hit towards third base, and the ball gets past a willful shared delusion of the third baseman's fielding competence for a single!"
Commented on Cardinals at Brewers gamethread 4/16 on Apr 16 2014, 2:43p - 1 reply
Not only did I forget about the day game
Commented on Cardinals at Brewers gamethread 4/16 on Apr 16 2014, 2:36p
Heh
Commented on 2014 Draft Preview, Lucky Thirteen: Going Sinister on Apr 16 2014, 2:33p - 1 reply
I mean, regardless of what people think about his opinions, and even though I really like the guy (his eulogy of Musial was awesome in my opinion)
Commented on 2014 Draft Preview, Lucky Thirteen: Going Sinister on Apr 16 2014, 2:02p - 1 reply
The real problem is that sports talk people, like other famous people, like to think they have special insight into Big Issues and need to talk about those Issues sometimes
Commented on 2014 Draft Preview, Lucky Thirteen: Going Sinister on Apr 16 2014, 2:01p - 1 reply
Yup
Commented on 2014 Draft Preview, Lucky Thirteen: Going Sinister on Apr 16 2014, 2:00p
That should be a Godzilla villain
Commented on 2014 Draft Preview, Lucky Thirteen: Going Sinister on Apr 16 2014, 1:58p
I'm just jealous of hyphenated-Americans
Commented on 2014 Draft Preview, Lucky Thirteen: Going Sinister on Apr 16 2014, 1:58p - 1 reply
I mean, if we're going to worry about labels for people I say hyphenate the crap out of it until it just becomes silly.
Commented on 2014 Draft Preview, Lucky Thirteen: Going Sinister on Apr 16 2014, 12:21p - 3 replies
How about Afro-Latino-American
Commented on 2014 Draft Preview, Lucky Thirteen: Going Sinister on Apr 16 2014, 12:20p - 1 reply
Maybe he's talking about Bizarro Marquis
Commented on 2014 Draft Preview, Lucky Thirteen: Going Sinister on Apr 16 2014, 12:01p
My only problem with this article is that the play-by-play in the Aiken video isn't Japanese
Commented on 2014 Draft Preview, Lucky Thirteen: Going Sinister on Apr 16 2014, 11:46a
Well
Commented on Cardinals at Brewers gamethread 4/15 on Apr 15 2014, 10:59p - 1 reply
I thought it was a slider or something but then I saw the mph
Commented on Cardinals at Brewers gamethread 4/15 on Apr 15 2014, 10:05p - 1 reply
Oh shoot I hope our pitchers washed all that salt and gunk from the terrible weather over the off-season
Commented on Is St. Louis Cardinals manager Mike Matheny over-using Carlos Martinez & Trevor Rosenthal? on Apr 15 2014, 5:58p
My guess is Ellis
Commented on Is St. Louis Cardinals manager Mike Matheny over-using Carlos Martinez & Trevor Rosenthal? on Apr 15 2014, 5:07p - 1 reply
He did have good FIP/xFIP though!
Commented on Is St. Louis Cardinals manager Mike Matheny over-using Carlos Martinez & Trevor Rosenthal? on Apr 15 2014, 5:06p
Those ten good innings he had with us made quite the impression
Commented on Is St. Louis Cardinals manager Mike Matheny over-using Carlos Martinez & Trevor Rosenthal? on Apr 15 2014, 4:15p - 1 reply
That's what I always assumed
Commented on 2014 St. Louis Cardinals Minor League Preview: Peoria Chiefs (A) on Apr 15 2014, 2:56p - 1 reply
Serious clothing question
Commented on 2014 St. Louis Cardinals Minor League Preview: Peoria Chiefs (A) on Apr 15 2014, 2:46p - 2 replies
A thrifster?
Commented on 2014 St. Louis Cardinals Minor League Preview: Peoria Chiefs (A) on Apr 15 2014, 2:45p
Funny how success changes perceptions
Commented on Cards at Brewers Recap 4/14: Lynn and Martinez dominate Brewers in 4-0 win on Apr 15 2014, 2:44p
Stan would send him a box of cigars or something after the game to say sorry
Commented on 2014 St. Louis Cardinals Minor League Preview: Peoria Chiefs (A) on Apr 15 2014, 2:31p
Haha
Commented on Cards at Brewers Recap 4/14: Lynn and Martinez dominate Brewers in 4-0 win on Apr 15 2014, 2:29p - 1 reply
And do they shoot fireworks at the other team's fans?
Commented on 2014 St. Louis Cardinals Minor League Preview: Peoria Chiefs (A) on Apr 15 2014, 2:26p
He came back from like, five injuries
Commented on 2014 St. Louis Cardinals Minor League Preview: Peoria Chiefs (A) on Apr 15 2014, 2:23p
Jeez
Commented on 2014 St. Louis Cardinals Minor League Preview: Peoria Chiefs (A) on Apr 15 2014, 2:21p
Was it Tavarez who likened signing with the Marlins to settling for a rather unattractive person at a bar when one is drunk and/or desperate?
Commented on Cards at Brewers Recap 4/14: Lynn and Martinez dominate Brewers in 4-0 win on Apr 15 2014, 2:15p - 1 reply
Kelly: "That's boring. When I pitch, how about we just don't let anybody who gets on base actually score."
Commented on 2014 St. Louis Cardinals Minor League Preview: Peoria Chiefs (A) on Apr 15 2014, 12:01p
We should have a ceremonial apotheosis of Divus Yadius Molinae
Commented on 2014 St. Louis Cardinals Minor League Preview: Peoria Chiefs (A) on Apr 15 2014, 11:29a
Ah, cool
Commented on St. Louis Cardinals Daily Farm Report: Three hits for McElroy, five walks from Reyes, and a rainout in Memphis on Apr 15 2014, 11:08a
Is pure velocity a component at all, I wonder?
Commented on St. Louis Cardinals Daily Farm Report: Three hits for McElroy, five walks from Reyes, and a rainout in Memphis on Apr 15 2014, 10:50a - 1 reply
A blue brim and red lid?
Commented on Cards at Brewers Recap 4/14: Lynn and Martinez dominate Brewers in 4-0 win on Apr 15 2014, 10:49a - 1 reply
Cue Al talking about this is great for Lynn who can now throw TEH SINKER MOAR because it's better when you're a little tired
Commented on Cards at Brewers Recap 4/14: Lynn and Martinez dominate Brewers in 4-0 win on Apr 15 2014, 10:38a
ATG that is
Commented on Cardinals at Brewers gamethread 4/14 on Apr 14 2014, 9:39p
There have been several pretty bad calls all night
Commented on Cardinals at Brewers gamethread 4/14 on Apr 14 2014, 9:39p - 2 replies
Call on Lynn seemed borderline to me too
Commented on Cardinals at Brewers gamethread 4/14 on Apr 14 2014, 9:31p
Good lord that was some terrible umpiring just now.
Commented on Cardinals at Brewers gamethread 4/14 on Apr 14 2014, 9:30p
Yeah, it's about being "illegitimate" in that it doesn't fit nicely into accepted categories
Commented on What's the deal with St. Louis Cardinals closer Trevor Rosenthal's fastball velocity? on Apr 14 2014, 5:06p - 1 reply
And furthermore, that romanticized notion of Elvish elemental techniques is merely an invention of the ignorant Victorian-era magical pseudo-scholars!
Commented on What's the deal with St. Louis Cardinals closer Trevor Rosenthal's fastball velocity? on Apr 14 2014, 4:56p
Probably tells jokes at the other swords' expense
Commented on What's the deal with St. Louis Cardinals closer Trevor Rosenthal's fastball velocity? on Apr 14 2014, 4:31p - 1 reply
Gosh, everyone knows Magic Missile didn't see widespread use in the field until the latter half of the fourteenth century!
Commented on What's the deal with St. Louis Cardinals closer Trevor Rosenthal's fastball velocity? on Apr 14 2014, 4:30p - 1 reply
I mean, D&D or whoever can use whatever it wants and everything's cool
Commented on What's the deal with St. Louis Cardinals closer Trevor Rosenthal's fastball velocity? on Apr 14 2014, 4:28p - 1 reply
Ahhh
Commented on What's the deal with St. Louis Cardinals closer Trevor Rosenthal's fastball velocity? on Apr 14 2014, 4:27p - 1 reply
The term bastard sword doesn't really mean "big ole sword"
Commented on What's the deal with St. Louis Cardinals closer Trevor Rosenthal's fastball velocity? on Apr 14 2014, 4:25p - 1 reply
Basically this chart is wrong
Commented on What's the deal with St. Louis Cardinals closer Trevor Rosenthal's fastball velocity? on Apr 14 2014, 4:25p - 2 replies
I think that's still wrong though
Commented on What's the deal with St. Louis Cardinals closer Trevor Rosenthal's fastball velocity? on Apr 14 2014, 4:23p - 2 replies
VI NUMERUS GRAVIS EST
Commented on What's the deal with St. Louis Cardinals closer Trevor Rosenthal's fastball velocity? on Apr 14 2014, 3:35p
Carpenterus can really wear down opposing retiarii
Commented on What's the deal with St. Louis Cardinals closer Trevor Rosenthal's fastball velocity? on Apr 14 2014, 3:16p - 1 reply
I've kinda sorta been thinking about putting my other foot into said bandwagon for a long time
Commented on Daily Farm Report: Ramsey homers again, a rough day for Cory Jones, and Lee Stoppelman continues to be un-Stoppelike on Apr 14 2014, 11:47a
I dunno, I don't think this is a very good picture of him
Commented on Cubs @ Cardinals Recap 4/13: Cardinals persevere through rain delay, defeat Cubs 6-4 on Apr 13 2014, 9:58p - 3 replies
Tanner cshcepperz
Commented on Cubs @ Cardinals Recap 4/13: Cardinals persevere through rain delay, defeat Cubs 6-4 on Apr 13 2014, 9:27p - 1 reply
You'd think during that rain delay they could have used the extra time to give Vince Coleman a job.
Commented on Cardinals vs Cubs gamethread 4/13 on Apr 13 2014, 4:15p - 1 reply
A good hockey game is pretty amazing live yeah
Commented on *Interview with Anthony Ray (plus signed batting gloves giveaway!) on Apr 13 2014, 2:26p
Fangraphs still has Valera under "Breyvil" instead of "Breyvic"
Commented on *Interview with Anthony Ray (plus signed batting gloves giveaway!) on Apr 13 2014, 2:26p
So, Fangraphs has him listed as "Ronard Castillo"
Commented on *Interview with Anthony Ray (plus signed batting gloves giveaway!) on Apr 13 2014, 12:59p - 1 reply
So there was a lot of offense in that game
Commented on *Interview with Anthony Ray (plus signed batting gloves giveaway!) on Apr 13 2014, 12:57p - 1 reply
Download Heart Bleed fix here!!!
Commented on *Interview with Anthony Ray (plus signed batting gloves giveaway!) on Apr 13 2014, 12:01p
Are you there, VEB? It's me, mattybobo.
Commented on *Interview with Anthony Ray (plus signed batting gloves giveaway!) on Apr 13 2014, 10:50a - 1 reply
MOAR PITCHERS
Commented on *St. Louis Cardinals Minor League Preview: Palm Beach Cardinals (A+) on Apr 12 2014, 10:23p
For some reason Fangraphs still has Valera as Breyvil, not Breyvic
Commented on *St. Louis Cardinals Minor League Preview: Palm Beach Cardinals (A+) on Apr 12 2014, 4:42p
Kelly really sprinted through that inning
Commented on Cardinals vs Cubs gamethread 4/11 on Apr 11 2014, 8:22p - 1 reply
German
Commented on *Interview with Tyrell Jenkins (plus signed hat giveaway!) on Apr 11 2014, 8:19p - 1 reply
Isn't that like, identical to his career xFIP?
Commented on *Interview with Tyrell Jenkins (plus signed hat giveaway!) on Apr 11 2014, 8:16p
I like Rainbow's "Since You've Been Gone"
Commented on *Interview with Tyrell Jenkins (plus signed hat giveaway!) on Apr 11 2014, 8:14p
Creole jambalaya has tomato in it, cajun or "brown" jambalaya doesn't (again, maybe I'm totally wrong with this, apologies if I've greatly offended the Gods of Cuisine)
Commented on *Interview with Tyrell Jenkins (plus signed hat giveaway!) on Apr 11 2014, 11:42a
Someone can correct me if this is too simplistic
Commented on *Interview with Tyrell Jenkins (plus signed hat giveaway!) on Apr 11 2014, 11:41a - 2 replies
Is that a box of Chicken McNuggets in your onesie, Tyrell, or are you just happy
Commented on *Interview with Tyrell Jenkins (plus signed hat giveaway!) on Apr 11 2014, 11:00a
baskinmyglory
Commented on *Early Reports on Lance Lynn against left-handed hitters on Apr 10 2014, 11:01p - 1 reply
Well I mean it fits him well (note: I have no idea if that's true)
Commented on *Early Reports on Lance Lynn against left-handed hitters on Apr 10 2014, 11:00p
I believe you might be suffering from a baseball media form of Stockholm syndrome
Commented on *Early Reports on Lance Lynn against left-handed hitters on Apr 10 2014, 10:47p - 1 reply
Yeah, it's terrible
Commented on *Early Reports on Lance Lynn against left-handed hitters on Apr 10 2014, 10:46p
Islands in the stream
Commented on *Early Reports on Lance Lynn against left-handed hitters on Apr 10 2014, 10:10p - 1 reply
Man, I always forget about the leukemia thing
Commented on *Early Reports on Lance Lynn against left-handed hitters on Apr 10 2014, 10:08p
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