SB Nation User Blog: mauichuck

Cliff Lee dazzles in duel of ex-Indians

mauichuck — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 05:11:53 -0000

Cliff Lee dazzles in duel of ex-Indians

I know that Paul Hoynes is never quoted in seriousness on this site, but I really like this little write up. And as you can all imagine, I'm beside myself with joy over Cliff's performance against the New York Douche Noozles and Cazzi Culone. If it couldn't be the Tribe exploding the Steinbrenner Spawn's balloon this is the next best thing.

Rooting Interest

mauichuck — Sun, 04 Oct 2009 05:08:43 -0000

So here we are, the first week of October, at least 30 games under .500 and guaranteed to finish 20 games out of first place in the – ugh – AL Central. To us old timers this feels very familiar.

But now the play-offs are upon us and we need to ask the question: who are you rooting for to win it all? Lots of ex-Indians out there to provide a modicum of rooting interest for Tribe fans: CC on the Yankees, Manny, Casey, Thome, and Ronnie on the Dodgers, Pavano with the Twins, Vic with the BoSox, Cliff and BenFran with the Phillies (and Victorino too!), DeRosa and Ludwick (OK that’s a stretch) with the Cards, Maicer Izturis – another stretch – with the Angels, Raffie B– along with Dan O’Dowd - with the Rockies, so there’s plenty of reasons to root for one team or another. Or root against ‘em for that matter.

So here’s what I wanna know: who you pullin’ for and why?

Poll

Who you rooting for?

BoSox

6 votes

Twins

28 votes

Tigers

2 votes

Angels

6 votes

Dodgers

25 votes

Rockies

39 votes

Cards

25 votes

Phillies

24 votes

Whoever's playin' the Yankees

52 votes

207 votes | Poll has closed

Whither the Tribe, a Poll

mauichuck — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 00:29:10 -0000

Just how bad is the current Indian’s team? I put it at the bottom of all Cleveland baseball teams for the last 50 years – and that’s bad, real bad. In fact the only Cleveland team that was clearly worse than the current bunch would be the ’99 Cleveland Spiders. Other than that collection of stiffs, this team can compete with any other Indians team in total ineptness.

Now you can disagree with me here as to whether this is the worst club in 50 years – I think it’s futile, but you can give it a shot – but here’s my point. The last two truly awful Cleveland teams – ’85 and ’91 – were better baseball clubs than the Indians as currently constituted. The ’85 club was just a little dip in the Tribe’s ongoing journey of Horribleness only to be followed by a struggle for mediocrity The ’91 club though had the seeds of a Juggernaut growing below the surface. Belle, Baerga and (Sandy) Alomar were already on the big club, Thome had been called up for a cuppa coffee, the sainted Hank Peters was about to draft the savant know as Manny Ramirez and Hart was a step away from two of the biggest talent heists in club history – Taubensee for Lofton, followed by Fermin for Omar. In other words many of the pieces needed to produce one of the longest runs in Cleveland history were in place or on the way. But still it took three more years for the Tribe to compete for a Championship.

Now I recognize that the AL Central was measurably stronger than the current division. And I know that the ’93 Indians had to deal with the sudden, unexpected loss of three of its players but still. Given were we’re at and what we have, I think we’ll be lucky if it takes just three more years to assemble the talent needed to get back into the play-offs.

I’d like to know what the rest of the LGTers think.

Poll

When will the Tribe compete for a pennant?

2010

21 votes

2011

74 votes

2012

43 votes

2013

14 votes

Not in mauichuck's lifetime

36 votes

188 votes | Poll has closed

The Most Overrated Player in Baseball

mauichuck — Fri, 01 May 2009 04:07:41 -0000

The Most Overrated Player in Baseball

A little harsh, and it hurts to hear it, but Grady's not exactly setting the world on fire.

Sirius XM Radio May File for Bankruptcy

mauichuck — Mon, 16 Feb 2009 01:28:46 -0000

Sirius XM Radio May File for Bankruptcy

I hate it when real life sticks its nose into my fantasy world, but here it is. I don't get XM out here but you guys back on Earth may lose your ability to listen to Hammy on XM in the very near future. Alas!

Texeira Scent two Yankess

mauichuck — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 17:31:33 -0000

Texeira Scent two Yankess

Picked up my local paper this morning and saw this headline at the top of the Sports Page. Had me going for a minute.

Schilling Takes a Shot at Manny

mauichuck — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 12:58:57 -0000

Schilling Takes a Shot at Manny

Normally I'd discount much of what Schilling has to say here, but it looks like Merloni is co-signing for Curt. Manny - what a doofus.

The other interesting thing in here is that Curt says we - that's we the fan I guess - only hear/know about 10-20% of what's actually going on in the club house. Sounds about right.

Paul Hoynes' Analyzes What Went Wrong and How to Fix It

mauichuck — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 12:04:32 -0000

Paul Hoynes' Analyzes What Went Wrong and How to Fix It

Wow, I'm in violent agreement with every point Hoynes makes. When did he get so smart?

It's All Over

mauichuck — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 18:01:07 -0000

It's All Over

I can't imagine why nobody beat me to this one. Even the always optomistic Terry Pluto is calling it a season.

A Trip to The House That Ruth Built

mauichuck — Wed, 07 May 2008 12:48:20 -0000

Well I finally made it to Yankee Stadium last night. Took New Jersey Transit up from Princeton Junction to Penn Station and then the "D" Train to Fordham Rd., got off at 181st St. and walked about 10 blocks to Mario’s on Arthur Ave. Met up with Gradysmanlady and a couple of his buddies – ate a little pasta and drank a little vino. All a perfect prelude to a perfect night. GML's a pretty good dude, and for some unknown reason the baseball god’s elected to put us right behind one another waaaaay up in the upper deck. Unfortunately my buddy from Philly was having a hard time – cuz of his knees – making it all the way up to the Himalayan reaches of the stadium so we caged a coupla seats near some NYC secretarial types and their Manhattan real estate agent goomba – he spent most of the game trying to impress the young things with how much he knew about Manhattan real estate – whatta maroon. Later JulioBernarzard showed up after the sixth and we watched most of the remainder of the game together.

Anyway suffice it to say that watching Delucci hit that three run pinch- hit shot offa Chamberlain in the eighth was awful sweet. You could feel the air go outta the stadium as it cleared the fences. We were sitting with about half a dozen or so other Tribe fans from Connecticut. We were all screaming and yelling and high-fiving one another amidst a throng of Yankee partisans – all of which gave us their best version of the ol’ stink-eye. But so what? The Tribe had just taken the lead over the vaunted Yankees offa the unhittable Mr. Chamberlain. What could possibly be better – other than listening to about 2 or 300 other Tribe fans screaming their joy at the Yankee’s misfortune? Like the noted fourteenth century B.C. philosopher Conan the Barbarian usta say, "Good is crushing your enemies, seeing them driven before you and listening to the lamentations of their women". Truer words were never spoken.

Some observations:

Fausto is having trouble locating the plate – duh. And it’s not just that batters are laying off the low stuff. He has stretches were he can’t locate the plate side-to-side or up and down. But then he throws that heater up there at 96 and all seems right. I think he just needs a little work on the side with the pitching coach.
Marte’s a player. There I said it. His defense is excellent. That tag he made in the bottom of the fifth – on Abreu, I think – was an old school veteran play. He stood stone still acting like nothing was happening until, at the last instant he caught the ball and tagged out the runner. Very impressive. He also looked like he had an idea at the plate. The boy at least looks like a hitter, which is more than I can say for most of the line-up.
Hafner looks ab – so – lute – lee lost at the plate. It looks like he’s guessing on every pitch. I don’t know if his stance is too wide, or if he’s over-striding or what, but until he starts to recognize pitches he’s gonna struggle.
Jamie Carroll on the other hand looks like he knows what he's doing with a bat. He takes good swings at good pitches and plays a pretty decent second base – not a good as Asdrubal – but pretty decent. Which is why I think that Cabrera is gonna end up in Buffalo soon. There’s no need to keep him up in the majors and having him struggle when there’s a good replacement available.
Garko, Peralta and Shoppach all look a little confused at the plate. And yes I know Peralta hit that homer. But still they look tentative. These guys will come around but it’s gonna take some work.
Gotta love Raffie L – wicked delivery makes his stuff look harder than it is. Same with Jensen Lewis – if he had a more conventional delivery he’d be getting killed. As it is the hitters are having a tough time finding his stuff.
Alert the media! Yankee fans are a bunch of douche nozzles. I must admit we were treated politely by almost all of the NY fans but in the end their baseball knowledge, for the most part is limited to, "well we’ve won 26 WS, so this year’s team is gonna be great too". I had one older fan tell me that the Tribe hasn’t had a good pitcher since Sam McDowell. Evidently last year’s Cy Young results haven’t been announced yet in Gotham.

I always have big fun at the ballpark – always. But last night was special. Got to meet some of my LGT colleagues, watch the current Yankee HoF designate blow-up and listen to Yankee fans kvetch and flop around – perfect. And, oh yeah, LeStunod choked big time with the game on the line. Two for eighteen indeed!

Well, that might be my last visit to old Yankee Stadium – unless of course those dipwads some how buy a seat at this year’s play-offs. In which case I’ll be back to watch the Tribe pound them into sawdust and break a few balls.