I hate this award. I hate Pepsi. I hate the notion of clutch. I especially hate that this two-year-old award has nothing to do with even the traditional notion of clutch, as it has always just nominated the best players rather than about anything clutch. So, I guess on second thought it does in fact line up with my notion of clutch, since clutch is just the best player.

Anyway, that's not the point. Vote for Greinke.

Why are they introducing the Yankees with the Star Wars main theme? Is this their response to Baltimore introducing them with the Evil Empire theme? But why something so trite and boring? Why not something cool like Tchaikovsky's Symphony No. 4 or Shostakovich's Leningrad?

Also, can someone tell me what is so beautiful about a building like Yankee Stadium? Or do I have to be there? Citi Field looked cooler than this.

All I've got is questions.

Lookout Landing remembers their fond past by watching our fond present.

I've never been more annoyed at this weasel of a man. And that's saying something.

Mr. Power Trip wants to do everything to Alex Rodriguez to punishment. Oh by the way, he hates Bonds.

Hey, guys, pleeeease remember me as the commissioner who hates steroids!

Is not even A-rod, the player who never had a controversy in his life, free from such mess?

"Citigroup Inc. is exploring the possibility of backing out of a nearly $400 million marketing deal"

ahahaha, you think so? Also:

"It was the primary sponsor of the Rose Bowl last month, and is the sponsor of the 2010 BCS National Championship Game."

The new key to getting traded to a contender: be really, really bad at what you do so that you get run out of town.

Surprise! It's Butler. I wonder how high Teahen is.

As we've all commiserated with each other, Baseball Tonight is an awful experience if you don't want to sit through ten minutes of "analysis" after a Mets game highlight that consists of ex-players fumbling around trying to explain why firing a manager didn't actually change anything. It's especially bad for us Royals fans, so I've taken to watching MLB wraps on their website. Watch the first 30 seconds of yesterday's game. It seems the Royals even bores them.