SB Nation User Blog: mazoboom

Vote Greinke for Pepsi Clutch Performer of April

mazoboom — Sat, 02 May 2009 22:47:14 -0000

Vote Greinke for Pepsi Clutch Performer of April

I hate this award. I hate Pepsi. I hate the notion of clutch. I especially hate that this two-year-old award has nothing to do with even the traditional notion of clutch, as it has always just nominated the best players rather than about anything clutch. So, I guess on second thought it does in fact line up with my notion of clutch, since clutch is just the best player.

Anyway, that's not the point. Vote for Greinke.

Yankee opening day. I guess MLBN is still a little biased.

mazoboom — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 17:04:27 -0000

Yankee opening day. I guess MLBN is still a little biased.

Why are they introducing the Yankees with the Star Wars main theme? Is this their response to Baltimore introducing them with the Evil Empire theme? But why something so trite and boring? Why not something cool like Tchaikovsky's Symphony No. 4 or Shostakovich's Leningrad?

Also, can someone tell me what is so beautiful about a building like Yankee Stadium? Or do I have to be there? Citi Field looked cooler than this.

All I've got is questions.

Willie Outfielder is Good

mazoboom — Sun, 12 Apr 2009 21:08:31 -0000

Willie Outfielder is Good

Lookout Landing remembers their fond past by watching our fond present.

Selig the Hypocrite

mazoboom — Thu, 12 Feb 2009 11:58:43 -0000

Selig the Hypocrite

I've never been more annoyed at this weasel of a man. And that's saying something.

Mr. Power Trip wants to do everything to Alex Rodriguez to punishment. Oh by the way, he hates Bonds.

Hey, guys, pleeeease remember me as the commissioner who hates steroids!

A-Rod destroys our national innoncence.

mazoboom — Sat, 07 Feb 2009 16:03:04 -0000

A-Rod destroys our national innoncence.

Is not even A-rod, the player who never had a controversy in his life, free from such mess?

Bank rethinking Mets deal

mazoboom — Tue, 03 Feb 2009 19:04:43 -0000

Bank rethinking Mets deal

"Citigroup Inc. is exploring the possibility of backing out of a nearly $400 million marketing deal"

ahahaha, you think so? Also:

"It was the primary sponsor of the Rose Bowl last month, and is the sponsor of the 2010 BCS National Championship Game."

Berroa makes playoffs before Royals

mazoboom — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 21:37:39 -0000

Berroa makes playoffs before Royals

The new key to getting traded to a contender: be really, really bad at what you do so that you get run out of town.

MLB is cheating for the benefit of the Cubs again.

mazoboom — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 21:34:56 -0000

MLB is cheating for the benefit of the Cubs again.

2nd worst baserunner.

mazoboom — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 08:58:19 -0000

2nd worst baserunner.

Surprise! It's Butler. I wonder how high Teahen is.

WHOOP!

mazoboom — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 21:48:44 -0000

WHOOP!

As we've all commiserated with each other, Baseball Tonight is an awful experience if you don't want to sit through ten minutes of "analysis" after a Mets game highlight that consists of ex-players fumbling around trying to explain why firing a manager didn't actually change anything. It's especially bad for us Royals fans, so I've taken to watching MLB wraps on their website. Watch the first 30 seconds of yesterday's game. It seems the Royals even bores them.