Feynman_215

mechanical turk

  • joined Jul 02, 2009
  • last login Apr 15, 2014
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Yeah, I'd have liked to see him face another four or five batters this inning.
Commented on Gamethread: Verlander vs. Understudy on Apr 22 2014, 8:18p
You've been reading too much gamethread.
Commented on Gamethread: The upper deck is open again on Apr 16 2014, 11:46p
Paulie is just trying to remember which end you hold onto.
Commented on Gamethread: The upper deck is open again on Apr 16 2014, 11:39p - 1 reply
Quick, someone distract him with a burrito
Commented on Gamethread: The upper deck is open again on Apr 16 2014, 11:27p - 1 reply
Yeah but that zubat will be worth it.
Commented on Gamethread: The upper deck is open again on Apr 16 2014, 11:07p - 1 reply
I'm pretty sure the rules would allow Eaton to use a xistera in the field you guys.
Commented on Gamethread: The upper deck is open again on Apr 16 2014, 10:57p - 1 reply
They're on pace to score almost twice as many runs, you've got to expect it to be twice as long.
Commented on Gamethread: The upper deck is open again on Apr 16 2014, 9:06p - 1 reply
I would think bubbles plus beard would be a bad combination but mean toad seems to be doing ok with it.
Commented on Gamethread: The upper deck is open again on Apr 16 2014, 8:59p
If Abreu goes home I bet that ball goes right through the wickets.
Commented on Gamethread: The upper deck is open again on Apr 16 2014, 8:41p
Jokes about a Red Sox first baseman not being able to handle a ball are about as timely and original as Black Sox jokes.
Commented on Gamethread: 42 all over, unless you're talking about the temperature on Apr 15 2014, 11:50p
The pitching coach comes to the mound with a bucket of balls for some reason.
Commented on Gamethread: 42 all over, unless you're talking about the temperature on Apr 15 2014, 11:47p - 1 reply
The juxtaposition between that bat flip and the sprint to first is impressive.
Commented on Gamethread: 42 all over, unless you're talking about the temperature on Apr 15 2014, 11:44p
If that had stayed fair and gone over the wall the Sox might have had something there.
Commented on Gamethread: 42 all over, unless you're talking about the temperature on Apr 15 2014, 11:29p - 3 replies
Yikes. Hope it's not serious and he can rejoin his team to lose the remaining games of this series.
Commented on Gamethread: 42 all over, unless you're talking about the temperature on Apr 15 2014, 11:27p
How about something black, opaque, and with an ABV that's got two digits before the decimal?
Commented on Gamethread: 42 all over, unless you're talking about the temperature on Apr 15 2014, 11:15p - 1 reply
Asus RT-AC66U
Commented on Gamethread: 42 all over, unless you're talking about the temperature on Apr 15 2014, 10:37p - 1 reply
You think he's ever claimed the E stands for Enormous?
Commented on Gamethread: 42 all over, unless you're talking about the temperature on Apr 15 2014, 10:32p - 2 replies
Yep. It's tied,
Commented on Gamethread: 42 all over, unless you're talking about the temperature on Apr 15 2014, 10:10p - 1 reply
The White Sox are going to need to score another run if they want to win this game.
Commented on Gamethread: 42 all over, unless you're talking about the temperature on Apr 15 2014, 10:08p - 1 reply
You can't see his face! That could be anyone.
Commented on Gamethread: 42 all over, unless you're talking about the temperature on Apr 15 2014, 8:57p
Uh Bad Boys II?
Commented on Gamethread: 42 all over, unless you're talking about the temperature on Apr 15 2014, 8:56p
I think the rules say that we can send Abreu back up because of that call earlier, just squeeze him in right here.
Commented on Gamethread: 42 all over, unless you're talking about the temperature on Apr 15 2014, 8:54p
It's not too late for the umps to wipe an out off the board and give the good Sox their run back.
Commented on Gamethread: 42 all over, unless you're talking about the temperature on Apr 15 2014, 8:48p
Announcers won't go against other announcers, even when they are different Sox.
Commented on Gamethread: 42 all over, unless you're talking about the temperature on Apr 15 2014, 8:46p
I wonder if the delay for the review impacted Peavy at all.
Commented on Gamethread: 42 all over, unless you're talking about the temperature on Apr 15 2014, 8:45p - 1 reply
Abreu beginning to question his decision to come to America, if this is freedom.
Commented on Gamethread: 42 all over, unless you're talking about the temperature on Apr 15 2014, 8:43p
He was just looking for an excuse to rub his index finger and thumb together.
Commented on Gamethread: 42 all over, unless you're talking about the temperature on Apr 15 2014, 8:38p
I liked how he made a wanking gesture and then flipped off the crowd.
Commented on Gamethread: 42 all over, unless you're talking about the temperature on Apr 15 2014, 8:31p - 1 reply
These new guys all suck.
Commented on Gamethread: 42 all over, unless you're talking about the temperature on Apr 15 2014, 8:23p
Ice, I guess?
Commented on Gamethread: 42 all over, unless you're talking about the temperature on Apr 15 2014, 8:22p - 2 replies
The upper deck is closed for fans' safety.
Commented on Gamethread: 42 all over, unless you're talking about the temperature on Apr 15 2014, 8:16p - 1 reply
Now would be a good time to not give up more runs before the game is stopped.
Commented on Gamethread: Quintana vs Kluber to see who climbs over .500 mark on Apr 13 2014, 5:54p
A good play for the mean toad.
Commented on Gamethread: Quintana vs Kluber to see who climbs over .500 mark on Apr 13 2014, 4:07p
They're going to end up ruling Tank out, aren't they.
Commented on Gamethread: Quintana vs Kluber to see who climbs over .500 mark on Apr 13 2014, 3:58p - 1 reply
Hopefully the Sox will be able to get their offense up to average levels today.
Commented on Gamethread: Quintana vs Kluber to see who climbs over .500 mark on Apr 13 2014, 3:25p
The start of this game is delayed and from the looks of the radar it might be tough to get it in.
Commented on Gamethread: Quintana vs Kluber to see who climbs over .500 mark on Apr 13 2014, 1:52p - 1 reply
Abreu already has a different handshake for everyone in the dugout.
Commented on Gamethread: Avi Maria on Apr 10 2014, 10:01p
The White Sox are going to need more runs if they want to win, assuming they're going to give up two more runs in this game.
Commented on Gamethread: Avi Maria on Apr 10 2014, 9:41p
Solid name but I take it Dr. Sphincter Rumpczek has been taken?
Commented on Gamethread: It's Coors time somewhere on Apr 9 2014, 10:05p
They ran a story about that on the second day of the season, deadspin commenters don't know too much that doesn't make deadspin.
Commented on White Sox 15, Rockies 3: These aren't last year's Sox on Apr 9 2014, 9:52p
That first set of signs was confusing, but I guess it was just over my head.
Commented on Gamethread: Mile-high no-decision on Apr 8 2014, 11:40p
The White Sox scored their 13th run of the season on September 28th last year.
Commented on Gamethread: Mile-high no-decision on Apr 8 2014, 11:16p - 1 reply
It's too bad Abreu won't be playing in a lively ballpark at any point during this summer you guys.
Commented on Gamethread: Mile-high no-decision on Apr 8 2014, 11:10p - 1 reply
Come on Eaton let's see some hustle back to the dugout.
Commented on Gamethread: Mile-high no-decision on Apr 8 2014, 11:06p
Short arms on that one.
Commented on Gamethread: Mile-high no-decision on Apr 8 2014, 11:01p
The Sox have scored all but one of their runs via the long ball tonight, and that trend would continue if they hit a home run here.
Commented on Gamethread: Mile-high no-decision on Apr 8 2014, 10:47p - 1 reply
I appreciate Abreu's consideration of our analysis and swift response.
Commented on Gamethread: Mile-high no-decision on Apr 8 2014, 10:46p
If he can hit like that when he's drunk more power to him, I say.
Commented on Gamethread: Mile-high no-decision on Apr 8 2014, 10:45p
The more pitches you see, the longer your at bat becomes.
Commented on Gamethread: Mile-high no-decision on Apr 8 2014, 10:43p
INSUFFICIENT DATA FOR MEANINGFUL ANSWER
Commented on Gamethread: Mile-high no-decision on Apr 8 2014, 10:12p
Sooner or later Eaton is going to crawl under a barbed wire fence on his way to making a catch.
Commented on Gamethread: Mile-high no-decision on Apr 8 2014, 10:10p - 1 reply
Let's not jump to conclusions.
Commented on Gamethread: Mile-high no-decision on Apr 8 2014, 10:06p - 1 reply
A home run here could help the Sox increase their lead.
Commented on Gamethread: Mile-high no-decision on Apr 8 2014, 9:59p - 2 replies
Yeah, if two bases could be had for an out on a regular basis I'd be calling for them left and right.
Commented on Gamethread: Mile-high no-decision on Apr 8 2014, 9:33p
"high" and "deep"
Commented on Gamethread: Mile-high no-decision on Apr 8 2014, 9:29p - 2 replies
Can't believe Robin isn't challenging that foul call.
Commented on Gamethread: Mile-high no-decision on Apr 8 2014, 9:26p
Two bases advanced outweighs an out in win expectancy as long as it isn't the third out, in just about every situation I think.
Commented on Gamethread: Mile-high no-decision on Apr 8 2014, 9:25p - 2 replies
Challenge it!
Commented on Gamethread: Mile-high no-decision on Apr 8 2014, 9:24p
While we're moving people someone should move a team to Tampa.
Commented on Rockies 8, White Sox 1: Paulino pounded in season's first rout on Apr 8 2014, 7:56p - 1 reply
Damn, and just when we knocked their lead down to six.
Commented on Gamethread: Watching pitchers hit on Apr 7 2014, 11:14p
Which inning do they take pity on us and let the score closen up a little? 8th?
Commented on Gamethread: Watching pitchers hit on Apr 7 2014, 10:29p
Couldn't hurt to tag everyone in the Rockies dugout after every play. You never know.
Commented on Gamethread: Watching pitchers hit on Apr 7 2014, 9:42p - 3 replies
If the runners had gone and they had somehow overturned the play, De Aza was ready to get that out at home.
Commented on Gamethread: Watching pitchers hit on Apr 7 2014, 9:39p - 2 replies
Corn on the cob is one of their favorite things to eat.
Commented on White Sox 5, Royals 1: Chris Sale doesn't blink on Apr 6 2014, 10:01p
When he was throwing at Infante I noticed Sale looked kinda like he had just been demoted to the pen.
Commented on White Sox 5, Royals 1: Chris Sale doesn't blink on Apr 6 2014, 6:36p
Per the plunk signal on twitter Abreu is already the 263rd most plunked White Sox of all time.
Commented on Gamethread: Condor kick on Apr 6 2014, 3:36p
For a second I thought Eaton was going to kick him to see if he was still alive.
Commented on Gamethread: Condor kick on Apr 6 2014, 3:11p
Eaton could have dived for that one.
Commented on Gamethread: Condor kick on Apr 6 2014, 2:21p
Robin looks kinda dopey in that sweatshirt.
Commented on Gamethread: Chen brings changes on Apr 5 2014, 4:53p
It would be a stretch to overturn that one no matter what the call was.
Commented on Gamethread: Chen brings changes on Apr 5 2014, 4:49p
But Konerko has a talisman!
Commented on Gamethread: Chen brings changes on Apr 5 2014, 4:37p - 1 reply
Remember when Carlos Santana turned that triple play?
Commented on Gamethread: Chen brings changes on Apr 5 2014, 4:35p
The tasering of plate discipline.
Commented on Gamethread: Chen brings changes on Apr 5 2014, 4:34p
I wonder what Alex Rios is doing right now.
Commented on Gamethread: Chen brings changes on Apr 5 2014, 4:33p - 1 reply
Eaton did a nice job of not somersaulting during that catch.
Commented on Gamethread: Chen brings changes on Apr 5 2014, 3:48p
German cars have a reputation for good build quality but high prices.
Commented on White Sox 7, Twins 6 (11 innings): Walk-off Wild Pitch Offense on Apr 2 2014, 10:38p
does anyone else wonder how many bacon on a sticks everyone in the condor's nest would have to eat before they could use the baconless bacon sticks to fashion a crude but life sized replica of a condor with chris sales head
Commented on Gamethread: On with the business on Mar 31 2014, 6:54p
I'd like to see it plotted vs time as well vs coments.
Commented on Twain Waiting in Pain: A Minnesota Twins Preview on Mar 30 2014, 8:30p - 1 reply
I heard that the Jerry Owens sausage has been training with an olympic sprinting sausage during the offseason with promising results.
Commented on Your 2014 White Sox racers - Hawk, Stone, Farmer, and DJ on Mar 26 2014, 11:32p - 2 replies
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