
mechanical turk
Jul 02, 2009 Jun 01, 2012 6 2881
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Commented Maybe Adam Dunn will do some neat stuff. on Gamethread: Perfect 10? on South Side Sox - 06/02/12 8:24 PM EDT
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Commented Back to back to back to back to back to back walks would do the trick here. on Gamethread: Perfect 10? on South Side Sox - 06/02/12 8:17 PM EDT
Commented The game will not be lasting that long. on Gamethread: Perfect 10? on South Side Sox - 06/02/12 7:55 PM EDT
Commented He's the only reliever left. on Gamethread: Perfect 10? on South Side Sox - 06/02/12 7:49 PM EDT
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Commented The White Sox are just 3 walks and a HBP away from winning this thing. on Gamethread: Perfect 10? on South Side Sox - 06/02/12 7:41 PM EDT
Commented If the White Sox can avoid making an out in this inning they have a good shot at this thing. on Gamethread: Perfect 10? on South Side Sox - 06/02/12 7:27 PM EDT
Commented There's an easy way to absolve yourself of your sins, O-Dog. on Gamethread: Perfect 10? on South Side Sox - 06/02/12 7:25 PM EDT
Commented I'd love to give you some props but that's basically true of any Tank matchup. on Gamethread: Perfect 10? on South Side Sox - 06/02/12 7:15 PM EDT
Commented It's ok guys, AJ is coming up. on Gamethread: Perfect 10? on South Side Sox - 06/02/12 7:08 PM EDT
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Commented Mr. and Mrs. Bacon look on intently on Gamethread: Perfect 10? on South Side Sox - 06/02/12 6:35 PM EDT
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Commented Driving in the man from third with less than two out is crucial. Nice to see the Sox execute. on Gamethread: Perfect 10? on South Side Sox - 06/02/12 4:39 PM EDT
Commented I did some math on a napkin that I fully intended to post, and thank you for reminding me. on White Sox 7, Mariners 4; Sox blow lead but take it right back for 9th straight win on South Side Sox - 06/02/12 2:48 PM EDT
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Commented They're not exactly D Rays Bay over there, are they. on White Sox 7, Mariners 4; Sox blow lead but take it right back for 9th straight win on South Side Sox - 06/02/12 8:13 AM EDT
Commented Bacon's first multi homer game in the majors comes against king Felix, not bad. on Gamethread: Watch your back on South Side Sox - 06/01/12 9:36 PM EDT
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Commented Nothing Keith Law has seen has changed Keith Law's mind about what Keith Law thinks. on This Date in White Sox History: June 1, 1937 on South Side Sox - 06/01/12 5:10 PM EDT
Commented I've always said, if you're going to lie to someone, start out with something big, and there it is, right in the subject line. on The stupidity of purposefully hitting batters on South Side Sox - 06/01/12 1:50 PM EDT
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Commented That's a complicated question, and I'm going to make an attempt at an "answer" but I'm not sure how good it will be. on What to do with Brent Morel? on South Side Sox - 05/31/12 11:30 AM EDT
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Commented Impressive. on What to do with Brent Morel? on South Side Sox - 05/31/12 11:15 AM EDT
Commented I always enjoy watching you call other people idiots, so long as I'm not the idiot. on The stupidity of purposefully hitting batters on South Side Sox - 05/31/12 12:16 AM EDT
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Commented No one's called him that since his freshman year at clown college. on Gamethread: Godzilla pornography on South Side Sox - 05/29/12 8:54 PM EDT
Commented at what point on White Sox heating up at home on South Side Sox - 05/25/12 10:27 AM EDT
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Commented Morneau looks like he should be a character on Frasier. on Gamethread: Is a series victory against an AL Central opponent too much to ask? on South Side Sox - 05/24/12 11:24 PM EDT
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Commented It's astonishing how many runs we let these bums score. on Gamethread: Is a series victory against an AL Central opponent too much to ask? on South Side Sox - 05/24/12 11:22 PM EDT
Commented What about on Gamethread: Is a series victory against an AL Central opponent too much to ask? on South Side Sox - 05/24/12 11:04 PM EDT
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Commented There's no man in town half as manly. on Gamethread: Is a series victory against an AL Central opponent too much to ask? on South Side Sox - 05/24/12 11:01 PM EDT
Commented They would be plain. on Gamethread: Is a series victory against an AL Central opponent too much to ask? on South Side Sox - 05/24/12 10:54 PM EDT
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Commented They would have got it if the officiating crew hadn't intervened. on Gamethread: Is a series victory against an AL Central opponent too much to ask? on South Side Sox - 05/24/12 9:48 PM EDT
Commented The Sox are just setting up the ol' two out quadruple play. on Gamethread: Is a series victory against an AL Central opponent too much to ask? on South Side Sox - 05/24/12 9:45 PM EDT
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Commented They are incapable of shame. on Gamethread: Is a series victory against an AL Central opponent too much to ask? on South Side Sox - 05/24/12 9:43 PM EDT
Commented There are no winners or losers here. on Gamethread: Is a series victory against an AL Central opponent too much to ask? on South Side Sox - 05/24/12 9:25 PM EDT
Commented Not every city, just the ones with golf courses. on Gamethread: Is a series victory against an AL Central opponent too much to ask? on South Side Sox - 05/24/12 9:23 PM EDT
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Commented Nice to see Humber getting his revenge, finally. on Gamethread: Is a series victory against an AL Central opponent too much to ask? on South Side Sox - 05/24/12 9:21 PM EDT
Commented He's called one home run, the Sox have hit one home run, I fail to see the issue. on Gamethread: Is a series victory against an AL Central opponent too much to ask? on South Side Sox - 05/24/12 9:13 PM EDT
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Commented I hope that's the winning run and Kustok asks Paulie what was going through his head. on Gamethread: Is a series victory against an AL Central opponent too much to ask? on South Side Sox - 05/24/12 9:09 PM EDT
Commented Shit, brain, get it together! You're makin' me look bad! on Gamethread: How a resurrection really feels on South Side Sox - 05/23/12 10:22 PM EDT
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Commented Hope we can count on Jim to be thorough in his recap. on Gamethread: How a resurrection really feels on South Side Sox - 05/23/12 10:01 PM EDT
Commented I just got to start keeping track of the game. on Gamethread: How a resurrection really feels on South Side Sox - 05/23/12 9:58 PM EDT
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Commented There's an obscure rule that lets players pulled when down 7+ runs re-enter the game at a later time. on Gamethread: The first PJ in Chicago since 'My Boys' was canceled on South Side Sox - 05/22/12 10:30 PM EDT
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Commented I think guys are just making outs because they know it means they'll be in line for the walkoff. on Gamethread: The first PJ in Chicago since 'My Boys' was canceled on South Side Sox - 05/22/12 10:26 PM EDT
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Commented You guys read Posnanski, right? on Gamethread: The first PJ in Chicago since 'My Boys' was canceled on South Side Sox - 05/22/12 10:24 PM EDT
Commented I thought that was just the game, thanks for the heads up. on Gamethread: The first PJ in Chicago since 'My Boys' was canceled on South Side Sox - 05/22/12 10:23 PM EDT
Commented Based on the performance of the bullpen so far the Sox offense has this one in the bag. on Gamethread: The first PJ in Chicago since 'My Boys' was canceled on South Side Sox - 05/22/12 10:22 PM EDT
Commented I don't like reading negative type comments so I generally try not to post them, which can result in brooding silence. on Gamethread: The first PJ in Chicago since 'My Boys' was canceled on South Side Sox - 05/22/12 10:21 PM EDT
Commented If the Sox can hold the Twins here they just need to homer through the lineup to win. on Gamethread: The first PJ in Chicago since 'My Boys' was canceled on South Side Sox - 05/22/12 10:18 PM EDT
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Commented Willingham bats betwixt the twain. on Gamethread: The first PJ in Chicago since 'My Boys' was canceled on South Side Sox - 05/22/12 9:14 PM EDT
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Commented Too many doctors on this site, I can't keep up with all these anatomy jokes. on Gamethread: The first PJ in Chicago since 'My Boys' was canceled on South Side Sox - 05/22/12 9:06 PM EDT
Commented If the White Sox only had more fans there, they'd be winning 16-1 by now. on Gamethread: The first PJ in Chicago since 'My Boys' was canceled on South Side Sox - 05/22/12 9:04 PM EDT
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Commented He's not left handed, he just hits lefty because hockey. on Gamethread: The first PJ in Chicago since 'My Boys' was canceled on South Side Sox - 05/22/12 8:31 PM EDT
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Commented Thank you for noticing. on Gamethread: The first PJ in Chicago since 'My Boys' was canceled on South Side Sox - 05/22/12 8:22 PM EDT
Commented Life? Don't talk to me about life! on Experience a plus at third base, but White Sox willing to train on South Side Sox - 05/22/12 12:16 PM EDT
Commented Young General is from Minnesota, isn't he? on Stuck Between Stations: a Minnesota Twins Preview on South Side Sox - 05/21/12 9:35 PM EDT
Commented They've had the best run differential for a while. on Stuck Between Stations: a Minnesota Twins Preview on South Side Sox - 05/21/12 6:13 PM EDT
Commented This is the darkest timeline. on White Sox 6, Cubs 0: Shutout seals sweep on South Side Sox - 05/21/12 3:40 PM EDT
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Commented Exactly. on Experience a plus at third base, but White Sox willing to train on South Side Sox - 05/21/12 12:40 PM EDT
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Commented At first I thought that read "I like unassuming guys and white power is important." on Experience a plus at third base, but White Sox willing to train on South Side Sox - 05/21/12 12:38 PM EDT
Commented I'm offended that you think dignity can be purchased so easily, on all our behalves. on Experience a plus at third base, but White Sox willing to train on South Side Sox - 05/21/12 12:36 PM EDT
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Commented The whole thing is rigged and I cannot say I approve. on Experience a plus at third base, but White Sox willing to train on South Side Sox - 05/21/12 11:56 AM EDT
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Commented Ah, of course. on Experience a plus at third base, but White Sox willing to train on South Side Sox - 05/21/12 11:55 AM EDT
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Commented I wonder if there's any amount of surliness that can make up for a lack of swarthiness. on Experience a plus at third base, but White Sox willing to train on South Side Sox - 05/21/12 11:41 AM EDT
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Commented Some jokester gave him a Chinese finger trap (possibly racist) before the game. on White Sox 6, Cubs 0: Shutout seals sweep on South Side Sox - 05/20/12 7:08 PM EDT
Commented Has anyone seen this year's ring design? on Gamethread: Bulldog for the broom on South Side Sox - 05/20/12 5:24 PM EDT
Commented TV CAN WAIT, WE'VE GOT BP CROSSTOWN CUP (TM) PHOTOS TO TAKE on Gamethread: Bulldog for the broom on South Side Sox - 05/20/12 5:20 PM EDT
Commented Bacon has never hit two homers in a single MLB game. on Gamethread: Bulldog for the broom on South Side Sox - 05/20/12 5:04 PM EDT
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Commented Let's just agree on whatever that was. on Gamethread: Bulldog for the broom on South Side Sox - 05/20/12 4:58 PM EDT
Commented I'd like the result of this plate appearance to be an uneventful out please. on Gamethread: Bulldog for the broom on South Side Sox - 05/20/12 4:56 PM EDT
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Commented Even if this were a measure of years it'd be an improvement. on Gamethread: Bulldog for the broom on South Side Sox - 05/20/12 4:21 PM EDT
Commented I've been trying to find the news from 2011 about the Sox keeping the BP Crosstown Cup (tm) but I'm not seeing them at the moment. on Gamethread: Bulldog for the broom on South Side Sox - 05/20/12 4:13 PM EDT
Commented "Come to lovely Florida, where Hawk and I will personally hold you up on any golf course you can find." on Gamethread: Bulldog for the broom on South Side Sox - 05/20/12 3:14 PM EDT
Commented At least ONE of these guys is as good as his word. on Gamethread: Bulldog for the broom on South Side Sox - 05/20/12 3:13 PM EDT
Commented Promises were definitely made. on Gamethread: Bulldog for the broom on South Side Sox - 05/20/12 2:55 PM EDT
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Commented I was promised White Sox home runs, and I want my White Sox home runs. on Gamethread: Bulldog for the broom on South Side Sox - 05/20/12 2:37 PM EDT
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Commented If Peavy thinks he can do it, I say we let him do it. on Terrerobytes: White Sox short on bodies on South Side Sox - 05/20/12 1:54 PM EDT
Commented Yeah, must have missed that the first time. on Report: White Sox sign Orlando Hudson on South Side Sox - 05/19/12 6:22 PM EDT
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Commented When I saw this news I thought "it's gotta be a minor league deal, right?" on Report: White Sox sign Orlando Hudson on South Side Sox - 05/19/12 6:08 PM EDT
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Commented Had to respond to the Cubs acquisition of Koyie Hill somehow. on The Chicago White Sox are Community on South Side Sox - 05/19/12 5:59 PM EDT
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Commented Hard to say, you can't count on him to do the right thing. on Gamethread: Let's get this over with on South Side Sox - 05/18/12 3:45 PM EDT
Commented I thought that was it, but last year they gave it to the Sox when they won their third in the series, going ahead either 3-1 or 3-2, I forget which. on Gamethread: Let's get this over with on South Side Sox - 05/18/12 2:59 PM EDT
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Commented Based on last season it seems that a split goes to the previous victor, so the Sox only need three wins to continue their defense of the BP Crosstown Cup (tm). on Gamethread: Let's get this over with on South Side Sox - 05/18/12 2:09 PM EDT
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Commented Ventura gets all his info from SSS. on Brent Morel playing through pain, but not well on South Side Sox - 05/18/12 1:58 PM EDT
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Commented That was my favorite part. on White Sox 6, Angels 1: Gremlins in the outfield on South Side Sox - 05/17/12 10:01 PM EDT
