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Pats Pulpit Cheerleaders


So the Patriots had 300 women show up to try out for the Cheering squad.  I am very curious about the job benefits.  Does anyone know do they make a good living, do they get health benefits, PTO ect?  I also wonder how long the average stay on the squad is.  Did anyone see the season highlight clip show and the segment on the players checking out the cheerleaders, that was pretty funny.

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Pats Pulpit Wes Gone???

So this is a reach but is it possible that Wes Welker thinks that he is already gone???  As of yesterday Wes changed the name of his charitable foundation from the 83 foundation to the Wes Welker foundation.  So I was thinking maybe he is worried about the future of the number on his jersey.  If he remains a Pat he will certainly be 83 but if he thinks he is going somewhere else he may not get his number.  So is he planning ahead or is it just he simply wants his name on his organization?

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Pats Pulpit Wes Welker

This is pretty funny up to 2:45 mark so if you don't have a whole 4:30 to spare try just the beginning.   I think he express well what we all feel and the accent is perfect.  I have got to agree with this guy about Pollard too.  What is this guy from?  I feel like I have seen him before.

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Pats Pulpit Who Will Replace Troy Brown (aka the Naked Patriot)?

I'm not worried about who is going to wave their hand in the end zone indicating a fair catch or who is going to fill in at cornerback if things get really dismal. I am worried about who is going to be naked in the locker room. Troy Brown never failed to pop up on Mohegan Sun Sports Tonight, New England Tailgate, PVN or the local WHDH with less than the average amount of clothing. Sometimes it was just one or two pieces missing but I am pretty sure I have seen the scrambled pixels over Troy's pigskin on at least one occasion.

As a woman I have never been able to hang out in a locker room naked or even close to naked. Sorry to disappoint the men but women's locker rooms do not look like a "Vivid Video" set. It is more like a who's who of who you don't want to see naked. Women are too insecure, even the hot ones, to walk around a locker room showing full frontal, especially if it's on fire. Add cameras, reporters, coaches, and god forbid Felger, and any woman would want to be covered fashionably with perfect lighting.

Troy is not the only New England Patriot to show some sweaty pec, furry shoulders or perky nipples (thank you Wes Welker), but Troy was a naked guy you could count on. Troy was consistently naked on camera after every game, practice, preseason, postseason, every season.

As a new season of Patriots football has started I'm watching all the shows looking to see who will fill these cleats. I'm asking myself, "Who will take on pivotal position?" No one seems ready to take on the reigns of naked guy; no one has emerged as a frontal runner. This is a commitment and will take a lot of hard work. Troy never once looked uncomfortable and that is a skill.I have seen a shirtless Laurence Maroney and Brandon Meriweather, but not consistently and not with the confident stance that Troy had.

Like many other women out there I have my hopes and dreams of who will become the Naked Patriot, but deep down I know it will not be who you think, or who you want, but you will learn to love him and his important roll on the team.

The worst-case scenario is that no one stands in the circle listening to a Bellichick post-game monotone speech wearing only what appears to be a washcloth hanging on a doorknob. I know as a fan I would be very happy if Troy was brought back, even if only to wave that one hand for a fair catch. Then I would know on post-game coverage I would be getting some Brown nudity, and the team would be complete for the 2009 season.

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