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(cue wild cheering, dancing in the streets, Brian Gionta singing "Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead") So, here we are then. Nine months and nearly thirty fanposts since my rampant attention-seeking urge...

Being a recent convert to this wonderful sport of ours, I never got to see the giants of yesteryear play.. but I've made it a mission to seek them and their exploits out. Steve Larmer, Wendel...

Some of you may have come across this interesting side-story to the current CBA Negotiations (or complete lack of same). Elsewhere in Toronto, Colin Campbell (remember him?) is hosting a Rules...

The wonderful Stacie made one of these last year.. but things change fast in the world of Social Media.. so here's an updated list of SCH Twitter users.. I won't put anyone on the list without...

Good evening, Wild pals.. spotted this article on the Puck Daddy Headlines today.. written by (I believe) a Flames fan. Now, ignoring the attention-grabbing headline and all.. I actually found a...

While most of the Hockey World's attention is focussed on laughing at Scott Howson and following Shane Doan as he kicks the tires of every team in the East, in Toronto the negotiations for the next...

In which a Hawks fan makes nice with Canucks fans over shared annoyance of a (former) Boston player. In related news: the Mayans still have five months to be proven right.

And so we enter yet another week that promises to be as full of ennui and langour as the last, at least as far as the Hawks and Hockey are concerned. I'm afraid I blew my entire off-season...

As we all drift quietly along, trapped in these summer doldrums, I've been racking my brains trying to come up with something to inspire at least a gentle breeze if not St Elmo's Fire (no, not...

An Open Letter from (under) the Desk of mmD

For those who shun ver Twitter, here's the Funniest Man In Hockey (next to Scott Howson's hilarious GM impersonation) and his 140 character commentary on last nights proceedings

(This was originally posted as an entry to a Hockey Wilderness First Round Prediction Competition. However they have a rule that says Europeans aren't actually allowed to win. Apparently Don Cherry...

Sadly, due to such things as Geographical Constraints, "Rules" and my Complete Lack Of Knowledge, there is no way that my entry into this competition is anything but a futile gesture, doomed to...

warning: for those looking for mmD "Hilarity"* , this is a 'Serious', if OT post. Well, England just qualified for the QF of Euro 2012.. as Group Winners no less. For mmD it's just another floating...

Well, the Hockey is over now.. another Season is home and hosed and all that remains, before the endless Draft and Free Agency wittering, is to dish out the individual player awards to deserving...

Hello, all. Pang Pang here again. mmD has gone out glumly to buy razors so me and the other monkeys, Ning-Nong and Boom-Boom (the ones who do all the REAL work around here) decided to sit down and...

So, the identity of the Blackhawks' first round opponents has been revealed: the Men Of Four Feathers will be going head to head with the Dogs Of The Desert. With reports coming in that...

Hello, my friends. This is Marian Hossa, here to tell all of my good friends about the happy times we have had at the United Center this year. Woop! It has been the Kennywood Rollercoaster, has it...

Good evening.. I'd like to remind all of you that our Third Line Center has some "Interesting" issues when it comes to the taking of human lif.. ann.. aaaaghhh..hunnghh... St. Louis ...

It's that wonderful time of the year when people the whole world round come together to celebrate Ireland and its proud traditions of Learning and Culture by drinking too much green Guinness and...

Well, it's been quite the season, hasn't it? One of the more unexpected developments has been the arrival into the Hawks family of several new faces, either through trades or by bus from Rockford....

So it ends. Right before the Trade Deadline Big John Scott moved faster than he ever has in his entire life as he was traded to the New York Rangers for a bag of pucks Fifth Round Draft Pick. This...

(Ho-ho.. bet THAT got your attention, eh, HFBUZZLEVEL pals? This is an example of what my friends who "know" about computing call "Virolgical Marketplacing", where you say something sensational...

Well, we've had a good run.. I've measured out my days in GDTs and PGTs.. been there Atop the Sugar Pile, there for the DLRs and also the Fffffffucks and Ffffffights. Not kiddding, I'm going to...

Warning: This is not comedy, or at least not intentionally. I'm going to take a look at the rest of the Regular Season and assess the potential bumps in the road. I may even throw in a tiny bit of...

As the Trade Deadline approaches GMs all over the league are either attempting to add the final pieces to their Playoff push, thinking ahead to next year or desperately looking to unload dead wood...

.. Alright If I Use Your Teeth To Help?" A "Love" Letter to The Vancouver Canucks from the Chicago Blackhawks. (Need I add that this is all entirely in jest?)

So, the Ice-Capades Trip is upon us.. nine Road games for the Hawks, featuring our Friends in Vancouver, a first trip To Alberta of the season (Got that? Right? That other trip you think happened...

Memes: a fancy new way of saying "Running Joke". SCH is riddled with them, some timeless, some less so. Of course, in the process of this entire blog's steady retreat from conversing in anything...