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mike.obremski

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In 1981 a crack commando was conceived. In September this man promptly escaped from a maximum security womb to the New Jersey underground. Today,
still wanted by the government, he survives as a soldier of fortune. If you have a problem - if no one else can help - and if you can find him - maybe you can hire: Mike Obremski.

I also like sushi. And writing. And the ocean. And Captain Crunch.

A Fan Of...

  • MLB New York Mets
  • NFL Philadelphia Eagles
  • NCAAF Michigan Wolverines
  • NCAAB Michigan Wolverines
  • FIFA United States
  • MLS Portland Timbers
  • General Indy Eleven
  • Golf Fred Couples
  • Boxing Lennox Lewis
Recent Activity
Yes!!
Commented on Portland Timbers at Montreal Impact Match Thread [5:00] on Jul 28 2014, 3:34p
All you need to know..
Commented on Portland Timbers at Montreal Impact Match Thread [5:00] on Jul 28 2014, 3:32p
for Diego Valeri
Voted on Jul 28 2014, 3:29p
He did catch a boot in the face for his troubles.
Commented on Portland Timbers at Montreal Impact Match Thread [5:00] on Jul 27 2014, 9:50p
I'm so glad Zemanski has recovered from his concussion
Commented on Portland Timbers at Montreal Impact Match Thread [5:00] on Jul 27 2014, 9:48p - 2 replies
But Ben Spencer is a stud.
Commented on Portland Timbers at Montreal Impact Match Thread [5:00] on Jul 27 2014, 9:43p - 1 reply
...Unfortuantely
Commented on Portland Timbers at Montreal Impact Match Thread [5:00] on Jul 27 2014, 9:43p - 1 reply
They keep acquiring midfielders
Commented on Portland Timbers at Montreal Impact Match Thread [5:00] on Jul 27 2014, 9:41p - 2 replies
It's the National Team curse.
Commented on Portland Timbers at Montreal Impact Match Thread [5:00] on Jul 27 2014, 9:39p - 1 reply
The "I'm an idiot" formation.
Commented on Portland Timbers at Montreal Impact Match Thread [5:00] on Jul 27 2014, 9:38p - 1 reply
I'm pretty sure he hated him last year as well
Commented on Portland Timbers at Montreal Impact Match Thread [5:00] on Jul 27 2014, 9:37p
Hey,
Commented on Portland Timbers at Montreal Impact Match Thread [5:00] on Jul 27 2014, 9:36p - 2 replies
Tirer
Commented on Portland Timbers at Montreal Impact Match Thread [5:00] on Jul 27 2014, 9:35p - 1 reply
This is the correct answer.
Commented on Portland Timbers at Montreal Impact Match Thread [5:00] on Jul 27 2014, 9:35p
Fat AND stupid?
Commented on Portland Timbers at Montreal Impact Match Thread [5:00] on Jul 27 2014, 9:35p - 1 reply
I'd imagine that Valeri and Will don't get along very well.
Commented on Portland Timbers at Montreal Impact Match Thread [5:00] on Jul 27 2014, 9:31p - 3 replies
True.
Commented on Portland Timbers at Montreal Impact Match Thread [5:00] on Jul 27 2014, 9:30p
PERFECT slide tackle.
Commented on Portland Timbers at Montreal Impact Match Thread [5:00] on Jul 27 2014, 9:20p
This.
Commented on Portland Timbers at Montreal Impact Match Thread [5:00] on Jul 27 2014, 9:19p
Huh?
Commented on Portland Timbers at Montreal Impact Match Thread [5:00] on Jul 27 2014, 9:17p
2 Timbers and 5 Impact players?
Commented on Portland Timbers at Montreal Impact Match Thread [5:00] on Jul 27 2014, 9:15p
Because they are empty.
Commented on Portland Timbers at Montreal Impact Match Thread [5:00] on Jul 27 2014, 9:12p - 1 reply
True.
Commented on Portland Timbers at Montreal Impact Match Thread [5:00] on Jul 27 2014, 8:54p
+1
Commented on Portland Timbers at Montreal Impact Match Thread [5:00] on Jul 27 2014, 8:53p
He was playing as such
Commented on Portland Timbers at Montreal Impact Match Thread [5:00] on Jul 27 2014, 8:53p
He's been so good as well..
Commented on Portland Timbers at Montreal Impact Match Thread [5:00] on Jul 27 2014, 8:52p - 1 reply
Probably just had them in the wrong pocket.
Commented on Portland Timbers at Montreal Impact Match Thread [5:00] on Jul 27 2014, 8:49p
When he gets his citizenship he'll suddenly get a TON of calls.
Commented on Portland Timbers at Montreal Impact Match Thread [5:00] on Jul 27 2014, 8:44p
Nagbe could easily become the best player in this league.
Commented on Portland Timbers at Montreal Impact Match Thread [5:00] on Jul 27 2014, 8:42p - 2 replies
It's okay guys.
Commented on Portland Timbers at Montreal Impact Match Thread [5:00] on Jul 27 2014, 8:39p
YES!!!!
Commented on Portland Timbers at Montreal Impact Match Thread [5:00] on Jul 27 2014, 8:33p
I hate that my MLS live is behind you.
Commented on Portland Timbers at Montreal Impact Match Thread [5:00] on Jul 27 2014, 8:26p
It was bound to happen.
Commented on Portland Timbers at Montreal Impact Match Thread [5:00] on Jul 27 2014, 8:23p
That's why he's the perfect super sub
Commented on Portland Timbers at Montreal Impact Match Thread [5:00] on Jul 27 2014, 8:20p - 3 replies
Should be back next weekend.
Commented on Portland Timbers at Montreal Impact Match Thread [5:00] on Jul 27 2014, 8:18p
Valeri took the free kick(as he should)
Commented on Portland Timbers at Montreal Impact Match Thread [5:00] on Jul 27 2014, 8:13p - 1 reply
WHY DOES JOHNSON TAKE THOSE!?!
Commented on Portland Timbers at Montreal Impact Match Thread [5:00] on Jul 27 2014, 8:11p - 1 reply
for FC Bayern Munich by 4 or more
Voted on Jul 25 2014, 7:18p
Bu..bu...but
Commented on Portland Timbers vs. Montreal Impact Preview Interview on Jul 25 2014, 7:18p
for No
Voted on Jul 22 2014, 12:09a
You meant to say the Diegos deserve the spots, right?
Commented on Two Portland Timbers Make Caleb Porter's 2014 MLS All-Star Team on Jul 20 2014, 4:49p
Looks more like someone beyond frustrated.
Commented on Game Flow: Portland Wins, Finally! on Jul 20 2014, 4:44p - 1 reply
We should get Chara a golden bucket
Commented on Portland Timbers Man of the Match: A Direct Hand on Jul 20 2014, 12:01p
for Diego Valeri
Voted on Jul 20 2014, 12:00p
Mostly spot on with all accounts
Commented on Game Flow: Portland Wins, Finally! on Jul 20 2014, 11:06a - 2 replies
I'd assume there's some
Commented on Two Portland Timbers Make Caleb Porter's 2014 MLS All-Star Team on Jul 20 2014, 11:00a
MLS all star game really doesn't mean anything.
Commented on Two Portland Timbers Make Caleb Porter's 2014 MLS All-Star Team on Jul 20 2014, 10:59a
Comments like this
Commented on Two Portland Timbers Make Caleb Porter's 2014 MLS All-Star Team on Jul 20 2014, 10:53a - 1 reply
#3
Commented on Portland Timbers vs. Colorado Rapids Match Thread [8:00] on Jul 19 2014, 1:34a - 1 reply
I don't know.
Commented on Portland Timbers vs. Colorado Rapids Match Thread [8:00] on Jul 19 2014, 1:31a - 2 replies
For who?
Commented on Portland Timbers vs. Colorado Rapids Match Thread [8:00] on Jul 18 2014, 11:57p
Adis going to get one tonight.
Commented on Portland Timbers vs. Colorado Rapids Match Thread [8:00] on Jul 18 2014, 11:54p - 1 reply
Should've been a cross in the middle.
Commented on Portland Timbers vs. Colorado Rapids Match Thread [8:00] on Jul 18 2014, 11:52p
Good shot Will.
Commented on Portland Timbers vs. Colorado Rapids Match Thread [8:00] on Jul 18 2014, 11:47p
He was the only one doing anything.
Commented on Portland Timbers vs. Colorado Rapids Match Thread [8:00] on Jul 18 2014, 11:42p - 1 reply
Liam winks a lot
Commented on Portland Timbers vs. Colorado Rapids Match Thread [8:00] on Jul 18 2014, 11:20p - 2 replies
He's got some swag to him.
Commented on Portland Timbers vs. Colorado Rapids Match Thread [8:00] on Jul 18 2014, 11:14p - 1 reply
Brown-Nagbe in a foot race
Commented on Portland Timbers vs. Colorado Rapids Match Thread [8:00] on Jul 18 2014, 11:11p - 1 reply
Unless something bad happens, won't see Papa
Commented on Portland Timbers vs. Colorado Rapids Match Thread [8:00] on Jul 18 2014, 10:51p
Paul Pabst is REALLY excited about experiencing this game.
Commented on Portland Timbers vs. Colorado Rapids Match Thread [8:00] on Jul 18 2014, 10:43p - 1 reply
Weber, McSh!tty, Papa, Rod, AlHassan, Maxi, Gata
Commented on Portland Timbers vs. Colorado Rapids Match Thread [8:00] on Jul 18 2014, 10:40p - 1 reply
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