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mike.obremski

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In 1981 a crack commando was conceived. In September this man promptly escaped from a maximum security womb to the New Jersey underground. Today,
still wanted by the government, he survives as a soldier of fortune. If you have a problem - if no one else can help - and if you can find him - maybe you can hire: Mike Obremski.

I also like sushi. And writing. And the ocean. And Captain Crunch.

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  • MLB New York Mets
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  • Boxing Lennox Lewis
Recent Activity
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Voted on Jul 22 2014, 12:09a
You meant to say the Diegos deserve the spots, right?
Commented on Two Portland Timbers Make Caleb Porter's 2014 MLS All-Star Team on Jul 20 2014, 4:49p
Looks more like someone beyond frustrated.
Commented on Game Flow: Portland Wins, Finally! on Jul 20 2014, 4:44p - 1 reply
We should get Chara a golden bucket
Commented on Portland Timbers Man of the Match: A Direct Hand on Jul 20 2014, 12:01p
for Diego Valeri
Voted on Jul 20 2014, 12:00p
Mostly spot on with all accounts
Commented on Game Flow: Portland Wins, Finally! on Jul 20 2014, 11:06a - 2 replies
I'd assume there's some
Commented on Two Portland Timbers Make Caleb Porter's 2014 MLS All-Star Team on Jul 20 2014, 11:00a
MLS all star game really doesn't mean anything.
Commented on Two Portland Timbers Make Caleb Porter's 2014 MLS All-Star Team on Jul 20 2014, 10:59a
Comments like this
Commented on Two Portland Timbers Make Caleb Porter's 2014 MLS All-Star Team on Jul 20 2014, 10:53a - 1 reply
#3
Commented on Portland Timbers vs. Colorado Rapids Match Thread [8:00] on Jul 19 2014, 1:34a - 1 reply
I don't know.
Commented on Portland Timbers vs. Colorado Rapids Match Thread [8:00] on Jul 19 2014, 1:31a - 2 replies
For who?
Commented on Portland Timbers vs. Colorado Rapids Match Thread [8:00] on Jul 18 2014, 11:57p
Adis going to get one tonight.
Commented on Portland Timbers vs. Colorado Rapids Match Thread [8:00] on Jul 18 2014, 11:54p - 1 reply
Should've been a cross in the middle.
Commented on Portland Timbers vs. Colorado Rapids Match Thread [8:00] on Jul 18 2014, 11:52p
Good shot Will.
Commented on Portland Timbers vs. Colorado Rapids Match Thread [8:00] on Jul 18 2014, 11:47p
He was the only one doing anything.
Commented on Portland Timbers vs. Colorado Rapids Match Thread [8:00] on Jul 18 2014, 11:42p - 1 reply
Liam winks a lot
Commented on Portland Timbers vs. Colorado Rapids Match Thread [8:00] on Jul 18 2014, 11:20p - 2 replies
He's got some swag to him.
Commented on Portland Timbers vs. Colorado Rapids Match Thread [8:00] on Jul 18 2014, 11:14p - 1 reply
Brown-Nagbe in a foot race
Commented on Portland Timbers vs. Colorado Rapids Match Thread [8:00] on Jul 18 2014, 11:11p - 1 reply
Unless something bad happens, won't see Papa
Commented on Portland Timbers vs. Colorado Rapids Match Thread [8:00] on Jul 18 2014, 10:51p
Paul Pabst is REALLY excited about experiencing this game.
Commented on Portland Timbers vs. Colorado Rapids Match Thread [8:00] on Jul 18 2014, 10:43p - 1 reply
Weber, McSh!tty, Papa, Rod, AlHassan, Maxi, Gata
Commented on Portland Timbers vs. Colorado Rapids Match Thread [8:00] on Jul 18 2014, 10:40p - 1 reply
Maybe this is the game he figures it out......
Commented on Portland Timbers vs. Colorado Rapids Match Thread [8:00] on Jul 18 2014, 10:27p - 1 reply
With Danny Boy!!!!!
Commented on Portland Timbers vs. Colorado Rapids Match Thread [8:00] on Jul 18 2014, 10:26p
We should totally build a wall.
Commented on Portland Timbers at Seattle Sounders Match Thread [7:00] on Jul 15 2014, 12:19a
Well
Commented on Portland Timbers at Seattle Sounders Match Thread [7:00] on Jul 14 2014, 12:35a
What approach?
Commented on Portland Timbers at Seattle Sounders Match Thread [7:00] on Jul 14 2014, 12:34a - 1 reply
Oh yay!
Commented on Portland Timbers at Seattle Sounders Match Thread [7:00] on Jul 14 2014, 12:32a - 3 replies
Don't forget
Commented on Portland Timbers at Seattle Sounders Match Thread [7:00] on Jul 14 2014, 12:31a
At least
Commented on Portland Timbers at Seattle Sounders Match Thread [7:00] on Jul 14 2014, 12:29a
Good news guys
Commented on Portland Timbers at Seattle Sounders Match Thread [7:00] on Jul 14 2014, 12:27a - 3 replies
It's a Scooby Doo caper.
Commented on Portland Timbers at Seattle Sounders Match Thread [7:00] on Jul 14 2014, 12:26a - 3 replies
That might be an insult to goldfish.
Commented on Portland Timbers at Seattle Sounders Match Thread [7:00] on Jul 14 2014, 12:25a
I wouldn't want Will Johnson on the Indy 11 right now
Commented on Portland Timbers at Seattle Sounders Match Thread [7:00] on Jul 14 2014, 12:24a - 1 reply
That's just dumb
Commented on Portland Timbers at Seattle Sounders Match Thread [7:00] on Jul 14 2014, 12:23a
ESC really is terrible.
Commented on Portland Timbers at Seattle Sounders Match Thread [7:00] on Jul 14 2014, 12:23a - 1 reply
Adi would make a really good figure skater.
Commented on Portland Timbers at Seattle Sounders Match Thread [7:00] on Jul 14 2014, 12:22a
He'd look much better in an Orlando City jersey.
Commented on Portland Timbers at Seattle Sounders Match Thread [7:00] on Jul 14 2014, 12:20a
Nah,
Commented on Portland Timbers at Seattle Sounders Match Thread [7:00] on Jul 14 2014, 12:19a
Me too...
Commented on Portland Timbers at Seattle Sounders Match Thread [7:00] on Jul 14 2014, 12:18a - 1 reply
It was nice of McKenzie to slow that ball down for Poops.
Commented on Portland Timbers at Seattle Sounders Match Thread [7:00] on Jul 14 2014, 12:13a
He has the Wallace syndrome from last year with Costa Rica.
Commented on Portland Timbers at Seattle Sounders Match Thread [7:00] on Jul 14 2014, 12:12a
Still hurt.
Commented on Portland Timbers at Seattle Sounders Match Thread [7:00] on Jul 14 2014, 12:06a
Uhm...
Commented on Portland Timbers at Seattle Sounders Match Thread [7:00] on Jul 14 2014, 12:04a
DAMMIT RASHAUN....EVERY TIME
Commented on Portland Timbers at Seattle Sounders Match Thread [7:00] on Jul 14 2014, 12:03a
If we waste a protection slot on Will Johnson
Commented on Portland Timbers at Seattle Sounders Match Thread [7:00] on Jul 14 2014, 12:02a - 2 replies
Will Johnson keeps Dempsey on side.
Commented on Portland Timbers at Seattle Sounders Match Thread [7:00] on Jul 14 2014, 12:00a
Bad words Clint
Commented on Portland Timbers at Seattle Sounders Match Thread [7:00] on Jul 14 2014, 12:00a
#ZAKOUT
Commented on Portland Timbers at Seattle Sounders Match Thread [7:00] on Jul 13 2014, 11:49p
I'll keep saying it.
Commented on Portland Timbers at Seattle Sounders Match Thread [7:00] on Jul 13 2014, 11:48p
No offense
Commented on Portland Timbers at Seattle Sounders Match Thread [7:00] on Jul 13 2014, 11:47p - 1 reply
Gotta check the wind, humidity, tilt and spin of the earth, where the cameras are and how many guys are between you and the goal.
Commented on Portland Timbers at Seattle Sounders Match Thread [7:00] on Jul 13 2014, 11:45p
O'ROURKE WILL NEVER BREAK!!!!
Commented on Portland Timbers at Seattle Sounders Match Thread [7:00] on Jul 13 2014, 11:45p
"Sh!tty,crappy, poopy" isn't good enough?
Commented on Portland Timbers at Seattle Sounders Match Thread [7:00] on Jul 13 2014, 11:43p
Crap.
Commented on Portland Timbers at Seattle Sounders Match Thread [7:00] on Jul 13 2014, 11:40p
It's those fancy, schmancy Gatorade things.
Commented on Portland Timbers at Seattle Sounders Match Thread [7:00] on Jul 13 2014, 11:37p
It's hard to mark people AND yell at your teammate.
Commented on Portland Timbers at Seattle Sounders Match Thread [7:00] on Jul 13 2014, 11:36p
Gata on for Zak, RW on for JJ
Commented on Portland Timbers at Seattle Sounders Match Thread [7:00] on Jul 13 2014, 11:35p
I think they may have also mentioned
Commented on Portland Timbers at Seattle Sounders Match Thread [7:00] on Jul 13 2014, 11:26p - 1 reply
Wait..
Commented on Portland Timbers at Seattle Sounders Match Thread [7:00] on Jul 13 2014, 11:23p - 2 replies
Well, that was terrible
Commented on Portland Timbers at Seattle Sounders Match Thread [7:00] on Jul 13 2014, 11:17p
Did Zakuani just foul himself?
Commented on Portland Timbers at Seattle Sounders Match Thread [7:00] on Jul 13 2014, 11:14p - 2 replies
I thought so
Commented on Portland Timbers at Seattle Sounders Match Thread [7:00] on Jul 13 2014, 11:13p
Speaking of...
Commented on Portland Timbers at Seattle Sounders Match Thread [7:00] on Jul 13 2014, 11:13p - 3 replies
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