Commented Bottom of the 9th is all I got time for! on Gamethread: Perfect 10? on South Side Sox - 06/02/12 7:25 PM EDT

Commented When you tap the head, it stays put and everyone else's head bobbles. on Gamethread: Perfect 10? on South Side Sox - 06/02/12 7:24 PM EDT

Commented Oh god, don't let this game go to extras. on Gamethread: Perfect 10? on South Side Sox - 06/02/12 7:15 PM EDT

Commented BOOM! on Gamethread: Perfect 10? on South Side Sox - 06/02/12 7:15 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented I wish Hawk would not fucking dwell on leadoff walks for 20 minutes every time one scores. on Gamethread: Perfect 10? on South Side Sox - 06/02/12 7:04 PM EDT

Commented Wow. on Gamethread: Perfect 10? on South Side Sox - 06/02/12 7:03 PM EDT

Commented Glad to see the bullpen fuck things up again. on Gamethread: Perfect 10? on South Side Sox - 06/02/12 7:00 PM EDT

Commented I disagree. on Gamethread: Perfect 10? on South Side Sox - 06/02/12 6:58 PM EDT

Recommended Better than sitting on a computer like mikecws91 is doing. on South Side Sox - 06/02/12 6:57 PM EDT

Commented Steve: Ryan is a good bunter. on Gamethread: Perfect 10? on South Side Sox - 06/02/12 6:57 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented For real. on Gamethread: Perfect 10? on South Side Sox - 06/02/12 6:51 PM EDT

Commented Wow, chased a fastball that missed by a foot and a half. on Gamethread: Perfect 10? on South Side Sox - 06/02/12 6:48 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented Dayum, 100 on the gun. on Gamethread: Perfect 10? on South Side Sox - 06/02/12 6:46 PM EDT

Commented I like jogs on Gamethread: Perfect 10? on South Side Sox - 06/02/12 6:45 PM EDT

Commented Yup. Ball four was strike three. on Gamethread: Perfect 10? on South Side Sox - 06/02/12 6:44 PM EDT

Commented Wow, I thought that was gonna get the call. on Gamethread: Perfect 10? on South Side Sox - 06/02/12 6:43 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented It's getting there. on Gamethread: Perfect 10? on South Side Sox - 06/02/12 6:34 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented Hawk's laughing says, "God I wish I could say something about this humpty-dumpty motherfucker." on Gamethread: Perfect 10? on South Side Sox - 06/02/12 6:19 PM EDT

Commented That wasn't actually a balk? on Gamethread: Perfect 10? on South Side Sox - 06/02/12 6:18 PM EDT

Commented Whoa, did first base umpire Joe West just call a balk on a White Sox pitcher? on Gamethread: Perfect 10? on South Side Sox - 06/02/12 6:18 PM EDT (2 replies)

Recommended The Seamen are pulling their furbush on South Side Sox - 06/02/12 6:18 PM EDT

Recommended my follow-up rap tape on South Side Sox - 06/02/12 6:10 PM EDT

Recommended That out unpacked my sack. on South Side Sox - 06/02/12 6:07 PM EDT

Recommended Cinch it up and rub one out if you sacs are packed. on South Side Sox - 06/02/12 6:07 PM EDT

Commented Hawk just said "Sacks packed with seamen." on Gamethread: Perfect 10? on South Side Sox - 06/02/12 6:05 PM EDT

Commented Time to become a man, Hector. on Gamethread: Perfect 10? on South Side Sox - 06/02/12 6:03 PM EDT

Commented Hawk just said his first overall pick in an all-time fantasy draft would be Cy Young. on Gamethread: Perfect 10? on South Side Sox - 06/02/12 5:45 PM EDT (10 replies)

Commented Clearly he never played with Ron Santo. on Gamethread: Perfect 10? on South Side Sox - 06/02/12 5:41 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented His mom was probably listening to the game on Gamethread: Perfect 10? on South Side Sox - 06/02/12 5:36 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented Ryan sure carried that bat a long way. on Gamethread: Perfect 10? on South Side Sox - 06/02/12 5:12 PM EDT

Commented Small hairless balls. on Gamethread: Perfect 10? on South Side Sox - 06/02/12 5:09 PM EDT

Commented Jesus Christ Gavin. on Gamethread: Perfect 10? on South Side Sox - 06/02/12 5:09 PM EDT

Commented You don't run on Ale-Alejandro. on Gamethread: Perfect 10? on South Side Sox - 06/02/12 5:05 PM EDT

Commented Glad Robin let De Aza swing away there. on Gamethread: Perfect 10? on South Side Sox - 06/02/12 4:59 PM EDT

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Commented Hawk thinks he COULD have if some team had just given him a chance to keep playing. on Profiling the Past: Magglio Ordonez on South Side Sox - 06/02/12 1:28 PM EDT (3 replies)

Recommended You know what else stands out? on South Side Sox - 06/02/12 1:14 PM EDT

Recommended Baahahaha, I don't even care if idaman. on South Side Sox - 06/02/12 1:25 AM EDT

Commented And not an Andrew McCutchen jersey on Plumbing the White Sox outfield depth on South Side Sox - 05/31/12 12:51 PM EDT (1 reply)

Recommended so you hope an irish person is dead. on South Side Sox - 05/31/12 12:50 PM EDT

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Commented FVP. on The stupidity of purposefully hitting batters on South Side Sox - 05/31/12 4:02 AM EDT

Recommended both computer labs have been warned. on South Side Sox - 05/31/12 3:55 AM EDT

Commented Why yes. on The stupidity of purposefully hitting batters on South Side Sox - 05/30/12 10:10 PM EDT (2 replies)

Recommended first win while in first in almost two years on South Side Sox - 05/30/12 6:16 PM EDT

Recommended Buggery! on South Side Sox - 05/30/12 4:11 PM EDT

Commented SWEEP! on Gamethread: Today's word of wisdom is 'sweep' on South Side Sox - 05/30/12 4:09 PM EDT

Recommended Sometimes called an Assdribble Cabrera on South Side Sox - 05/30/12 3:46 PM EDT

Commented Sale. on Gamethread: Today's word of wisdom is 'sweep' on South Side Sox - 05/30/12 3:30 PM EDT

Recommended he definitely needs to be struck there on South Side Sox - 05/30/12 3:24 PM EDT

Recommended Went over to check out Wegner's Wiki page. on South Side Sox - 05/30/12 3:23 PM EDT

Commented Vizquel. on Gamethread: Today's word of wisdom is 'sweep' on South Side Sox - 05/30/12 3:17 PM EDT (1 reply)

Recommended Feelings? on South Side Sox - 05/30/12 2:58 PM EDT

Recommended Classic Wimpy moment on South Side Sox - 05/30/12 2:56 PM EDT

Commented I'm listening to the TB radio call. on Gamethread: Today's word of wisdom is 'sweep' on South Side Sox - 05/30/12 2:45 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented I don't see why the Sox were retaliating in the first place. on Gamethread: Today's word of wisdom is 'sweep' on South Side Sox - 05/30/12 2:22 PM EDT (2 replies)

Recommended Luke Scott's sideburns harken back to a simpler and more racist time in this country that he would have thoroughly enjoyed. on South Side Sox - 05/30/12 2:15 PM EDT

Recommended I refuse to believe that ball went over the fence until I see Luke Scott's long-form MLB contract on South Side Sox - 05/30/12 2:15 PM EDT

Recommended Well they could if you went to more games. on South Side Sox - 05/30/12 2:13 PM EDT

Commented Mariners really wanted him. on What to do with Brent Morel? on South Side Sox - 05/30/12 2:10 PM EDT

Recommended unless tp's mother lives down there. on South Side Sox - 05/30/12 5:37 AM EDT

Recommended i'd rec the research, but don't want to look like i rec'd the stat. on South Side Sox - 05/30/12 5:36 AM EDT

Recommended Its over 50! Hurrah! When is the last time you saw that? on South Side Sox - 05/30/12 5:35 AM EDT

Recommended is billy listed now? say it ain't so, bm. on South Side Sox - 05/30/12 5:31 AM EDT

Recommended Of all things, it was a freak airplane crash on South Side Sox - 05/29/12 10:07 PM EDT

Commented 35 dongs in one year is a pretty torrid pace. on Gamethread: Godzilla pornography on South Side Sox - 05/29/12 10:05 PM EDT (3 replies)

Commented It's been his signature move for at least a year now. on Gamethread: Godzilla pornography on South Side Sox - 05/29/12 10:04 PM EDT

Commented Just dropping by. I'll leave this here. on Gamethread: Godzilla pornography on South Side Sox - 05/29/12 9:59 PM EDT

Commented Common thread: on These aren't your 2011 White Sox on South Side Sox - 05/29/12 6:01 PM EDT

Commented Someone on Fangraphs made a GIF of B.J. Upton after he struck out against Sale. on These aren't your 2011 White Sox on South Side Sox - 05/29/12 5:55 PM EDT (4 replies)

Recommended earned 34 million from sox on South Side Sox - 05/29/12 5:29 PM EDT

Commented Hence, Juan Pierre continues to find employment. on These aren't your 2011 White Sox on South Side Sox - 05/29/12 2:07 PM EDT (1 reply)

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Commented I think if the club is clearly in contention, you start to skip a couple of Sale's starts in August and September. on White Sox 2, Rays 1: Sale outduels Moore as Sox win 6th straight on South Side Sox - 05/29/12 3:32 AM EDT

Commented Mike Huff and Frank Thomas are an interesting duo that comes to mind on White Sox 2, Rays 1: Sale outduels Moore as Sox win 6th straight on South Side Sox - 05/29/12 3:26 AM EDT (1 reply)

Commented lawl on Gamethread: Support your troops on South Side Sox - 05/28/12 5:45 PM EDT

Recommended Let me be the first to say today on South Side Sox - 05/28/12 5:43 PM EDT

Commented Sure, but he'd preach that, then turn around and suck some Minnesota D. on White Sox remake themselves at home on South Side Sox - 05/28/12 2:08 PM EDT

Recommended I always knew it was Greg Walker's Fault on South Side Sox - 05/28/12 2:04 PM EDT

Commented I am enjoying that the Sox sweeping their division-leading rivals to move to within 1/2 game is nowhere to be found in the headlines of any major sports outlet. on Gamethread: Drink lots of water on South Side Sox - 05/27/12 5:50 PM EDT (1 reply)