
mitchfreakingmaier!
Jun 08, 2010 May 19, 2012 56 3903
I was born in Dubuque, IA as a true Hawkeye fan. Saw my first Royals game in 1979 and was hooked. Moved to southern Colorado and became a Braves fan as well. That's what happens when the only thing on cable back in the day worth watching was TBS. I probably doomed our beloved franchise by linking the two teams back then. I now reside in Ozark, MO where I am teaching my kids the finer points of loving a losing baseball team.
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Commented Never on Do the Orioles Offer the Royals Hope? on Royals Review - 05/25/12 9:58 PM EDT
Commented Remember that badass trade where DM made Milwaukee take Yuni? on Do the Orioles Offer the Royals Hope? on Royals Review - 05/25/12 9:56 PM EDT
Commented Awesome on Would You Hire Dayton Moore Again? on Royals Review - 05/21/12 12:40 AM EDT
Commented Good ideas, on Why is our lineup so flawed? on Royals Review - 05/20/12 10:34 AM EDT
Commented BOOM on Royals Defeat Diamondbacks Behind Butler, Moustakas, and Chen on Royals Review - 05/20/12 10:28 AM EDT
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Commented I just assumed you never fought people because you're always wearing sandals. on OT Friday: The first rule of Fight Club is NO FIGHTING on Royals Review - 05/19/12 11:10 AM EDT
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Commented That Michael Bolton kicks ass. on OT Friday: The first rule of Fight Club is NO FIGHTING on Royals Review - 05/19/12 11:00 AM EDT
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Recommended WHY DON'T THEY JUST LEARN TO PITCH WITH THE OTHER ARM! on Royals Review - 05/19/12 9:39 AM EDT
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Commented Even my wife laughed at it. on Mendoza Loses No-Hit Bid in First Inning; Royals Lose 6-4 on Royals Review - 05/19/12 9:32 AM EDT
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Commented Just like Hosmer beig safe at 2nd Tuesday night. on Royals Lose 4-3 in 15 As Broxton Blows Save Chance on Royals Review - 05/17/12 10:05 AM EDT
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Recommended "...you shouldn’t sign Jeff Francoeur."--Lee Judge on Royals Review - 05/17/12 10:02 AM EDT
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Voted for Neither of them on Royals Review - 05/17/12 9:38 AM EDT
Commented on "When a player’s bat is ready for the major leagues, you need to find a place for him." on Royals Review - 05/15/12 4:55 PM EDT
Commented Probably not the worst idea on his end. on "When a player’s bat is ready for the major leagues, you need to find a place for him." on Royals Review - 05/15/12 4:54 PM EDT
Recommended What about Ben Zobrist? on Royals Review - 05/15/12 4:51 PM EDT
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Recommended God damn I can't believe they are jerking Myers around all so Jeff freaking Francouer keeps his spot in RF on Royals Review - 05/15/12 4:40 PM EDT
Commented My favorite part of the big inning is that it ended on a strikeout. on Mazzaro Starts for Royals Tonight - 365 Days After Nightmare Outing on Royals Review - 05/15/12 2:55 PM EDT
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Commented I don't care if the Rangers have scored 72 more runs than the Royals this year. on Mazzaro Starts for Royals Tonight - 365 Days After Nightmare Outing on Royals Review - 05/15/12 2:50 PM EDT
Commented I can't believe they scored a million runs with 2 outs. on Mazzaro Starts for Royals Tonight - 365 Days After Nightmare Outing on Royals Review - 05/15/12 2:47 PM EDT
Recommended I hope he pitches a no-hitter. on Royals Review - 05/15/12 2:46 PM EDT
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Commented I certainly don't think he's the answer on Ryan Verdugo??? on Royals Review - 05/15/12 2:25 PM EDT
Recommended Dayton, you're being weighed in the balance and found wanting on Royals Review - 05/15/12 10:47 AM EDT
Commented I was hoping someone else noticed this. on Rangers Fall to Mighty Royals, Master Chen on Royals Review - 05/15/12 10:06 AM EDT
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Recommended Hosmer hasn't been worth 4 losses. on Royals Review - 05/15/12 10:01 AM EDT
Commented I totally agree with both of you. on Rangers Fall to Mighty Royals, Master Chen on Royals Review - 05/15/12 10:00 AM EDT
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Commented Isn't HOttovy someone that can replace him? on Mijares trade bait? on Royals Review - 05/15/12 9:36 AM EDT
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Recommended LOOGY traded at the deadline on Royals Review - 05/15/12 9:34 AM EDT
Commented Who is now available after being released yesterday. on Mijares trade bait? on Royals Review - 05/15/12 9:34 AM EDT
Commented This... on Rangers Fall to Mighty Royals, Master Chen on Royals Review - 05/14/12 11:37 PM EDT
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Commented Based on your logic on Rangers Fall to Mighty Royals, Master Chen on Royals Review - 05/14/12 11:34 PM EDT
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Recommended He's seen what happens to patient hitters in this org on Royals Review - 05/14/12 4:43 PM EDT





