Commented Well, I'm running it quite seriously with a team and will likely place in the top 75... on A Reminder on Second City Hockey - 03/20/10 8:35 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented Too close to the Shamrock Shuffle (tomorrow) on A Reminder on Second City Hockey - 03/20/10 12:11 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented You guys always have this shit when I can't (read: shouldn't) attend. on A Reminder on Second City Hockey - 03/19/10 8:23 PM EDT (2 replies)

Commented Pocket change? Hardly. on Wiz Suspended 8 Games on Second City Hockey - 03/18/10 7:33 PM EDT (2 replies)

Commented I still wish Eager would've fed Wiz his own dick. on Wiz Suspended 8 Games on Second City Hockey - 03/18/10 7:31 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented Holy shit, that's a lot of agreement. on We Can't Fight Them All Off: Hawks 2 - Ducks & Refs 4 on Second City Hockey - 03/18/10 2:17 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented I hope I see that Harvard guy from Good Will Hunting. on I Am The Terror That Flaps In The Night: Blackhawks At Ducks: Preview, Game Thread, Members... on Second City Hockey - 03/17/10 11:53 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented EMAILD on I Am The Terror That Flaps In The Night: Blackhawks At Ducks: Preview, Game Thread, Members... on Second City Hockey - 03/17/10 11:52 PM EDT

Commented HAWKS NEED AN ENFORCER TRADE KANE FOR PARROS on I Am The Terror That Flaps In The Night: Blackhawks At Ducks: Preview, Game Thread, Members... on Second City Hockey - 03/17/10 11:51 PM EDT (3 replies)

Commented Well, I ran barefoot yesterday and I'm running the Boston Marathon next month. on I Am The Terror That Flaps In The Night: Blackhawks At Ducks: Preview, Game Thread, Members... on Second City Hockey - 03/17/10 11:50 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented About a year ago I was just about Kane's size. on I Am The Terror That Flaps In The Night: Blackhawks At Ducks: Preview, Game Thread, Members... on Second City Hockey - 03/17/10 11:50 PM EDT

Commented Oopsies! on I Am The Terror That Flaps In The Night: Blackhawks At Ducks: Preview, Game Thread, Members... on Second City Hockey - 03/17/10 11:49 PM EDT

Commented Dude, Stephen Hawking isn't commissioner if a sports league. on I Am The Terror That Flaps In The Night: Blackhawks At Ducks: Preview, Game Thread, Members... on Second City Hockey - 03/17/10 11:49 PM EDT (2 replies)

Commented Sometimes. Other times I'm Kenyan. on I Am The Terror That Flaps In The Night: Blackhawks At Ducks: Preview, Game Thread, Members... on Second City Hockey - 03/17/10 11:48 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented yo dawg I'm 5'9" 155 on I Am The Terror That Flaps In The Night: Blackhawks At Ducks: Preview, Game Thread, Members... on Second City Hockey - 03/17/10 11:46 PM EDT (2 replies)

Commented I came back just to say this. on I Am The Terror That Flaps In The Night: Blackhawks At Ducks: Preview, Game Thread, Members... on Second City Hockey - 03/17/10 11:19 PM EDT

Commented I really hope Eager feeds Wiz his own dick when that scumfuck is out of the box. on I Am The Terror That Flaps In The Night: Blackhawks At Ducks: Preview, Game Thread, Members... on Second City Hockey - 03/17/10 11:16 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented What Killion training in the Orient may or may not look like: on Live From The Five Hole - Episode 2 on Second City Hockey - 03/17/10 9:05 AM EDT

Voted for Brent Metcalf on Black Heart Gold Pants - 03/16/10 6:18 PM EDT

Commented 2 posts does seem about right on Two Bits Of News on Second City Hockey - 03/16/10 10:26 AM EDT (1 reply)

Commented Then leave. on A Plea on Second City Hockey - 03/16/10 10:24 AM EDT

Commented Watching that makes me very, very angry. on Brian Campbell Likely Out For Remainder Of Regular Season on Second City Hockey - 03/15/10 5:37 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented Deadspin has never been an authority on anything other than dick jokes. on Terrible Call Gets Ovechkin Ejected (Says Deadspin) on Second City Hockey - 03/15/10 5:19 PM EDT

Commented Get your fat ass back, Buff. on I Know It Sounds Funny But I Just Can't Stand The Pain - Caps @ Hawks Preview, Thread,... on Second City Hockey - 03/14/10 3:07 PM EDT

Commented It works better if you don't post links in the subject line on I Know It Sounds Funny But I Just Can't Stand The Pain - Caps @ Hawks Preview, Thread,... on Second City Hockey - 03/14/10 2:26 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented YOU GUYS, on I Know It Sounds Funny But I Just Can't Stand The Pain - Caps @ Hawks Preview, Thread,... on Second City Hockey - 03/14/10 2:17 PM EDT (3 replies)

Commented I have a hard time believing Ovechkin intends to injure anyone. Maybe Crosby. on I Know It Sounds Funny But I Just Can't Stand The Pain - Caps @ Hawks Preview, Thread,... on Second City Hockey - 03/14/10 1:34 PM EDT

Commented I'm wondering what Caps fans are saying about that hit/this coverage... on I Know It Sounds Funny But I Just Can't Stand The Pain - Caps @ Hawks Preview, Thread,... on Second City Hockey - 03/14/10 1:32 PM EDT (5 replies)

Commented I don't know, but this guy is insufferable. on I Know It Sounds Funny But I Just Can't Stand The Pain - Caps @ Hawks Preview, Thread,... on Second City Hockey - 03/14/10 1:29 PM EDT

Commented From the side, Milbury? on I Know It Sounds Funny But I Just Can't Stand The Pain - Caps @ Hawks Preview, Thread,... on Second City Hockey - 03/14/10 1:27 PM EDT (3 replies)

Commented Milbury is worse than this Arby's "kaboom" guy. on I Know It Sounds Funny But I Just Can't Stand The Pain - Caps @ Hawks Preview, Thread,... on Second City Hockey - 03/14/10 1:26 PM EDT

Commented What'd you search for? on I Know It Sounds Funny But I Just Can't Stand The Pain - Caps @ Hawks Preview, Thread,... on Second City Hockey - 03/14/10 1:25 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented Here's the rest that I've made on I Know It Sounds Funny But I Just Can't Stand The Pain - Caps @ Hawks Preview, Thread,... on Second City Hockey - 03/14/10 1:25 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented He just repeated that line too. on I Know It Sounds Funny But I Just Can't Stand The Pain - Caps @ Hawks Preview, Thread,... on Second City Hockey - 03/14/10 1:23 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented credit where credit is due, etc. on I Know It Sounds Funny But I Just Can't Stand The Pain - Caps @ Hawks Preview, Thread,... on Second City Hockey - 03/14/10 1:23 PM EDT (2 replies)

Commented That's my handywork, you sumbitch. on I Know It Sounds Funny But I Just Can't Stand The Pain - Caps @ Hawks Preview, Thread,... on Second City Hockey - 03/14/10 1:22 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented I thought you said this was going to be sans namecalling? on Past the name calling, why Huet must be on the bench on Second City Hockey - 03/14/10 9:22 AM EDT

Commented Evidently so is the page you attempted to link to. on I'll Dive On This Grenade... on Second City Hockey - 03/06/10 11:40 PM EST (1 reply)

Commented It's still there? on I'll Dive On This Grenade... on Second City Hockey - 03/06/10 11:40 PM EST

Commented I lived last night, too! on I'll Dive On This Grenade... on Second City Hockey - 03/06/10 9:06 PM EST (1 reply)

Commented I mentioned those pics to her, but she didn't know about them. on I'll Dive On This Grenade... on Second City Hockey - 03/06/10 9:06 PM EST (1 reply)

Commented As far as I know. I've never been there. on I'll Dive On This Grenade... on Second City Hockey - 03/06/10 9:05 PM EST (1 reply)

Commented As opposed to those games when he's on someone else's game? on I'll Dive On This Grenade... on Second City Hockey - 03/06/10 8:58 PM EST (1 reply)

Commented In other news: on I'll Dive On This Grenade... on Second City Hockey - 03/06/10 8:56 PM EST (1 reply)

Recommended Brent Seabrook Vs. Andrew Alberts. Alberts gets offended when Seabrook drops the hammer on Mason... on Second City Hockey - 03/06/10 4:19 PM EST

Commented great reference to edited-for-TV Lebowski on Brent Seabrook Vs. Andrew Alberts. Alberts gets offended when Seabrook drops the hammer on Mason... on Second City Hockey - 03/06/10 4:19 PM EST

Commented Equivalence, no. on If You Want Blood, You Got It: Canucks at Hawks Preview/Thread/Wine Tasting on Second City Hockey - 03/06/10 4:15 PM EST (1 reply)

Commented YOU GUYS on If You Want Blood, You Got It: Canucks at Hawks Preview/Thread/Wine Tasting on Second City Hockey - 03/05/10 11:31 PM EST (2 replies)

Commented I have black friends that refer to one another using a certain word that begins with the letter 'n'. on If You Want Blood, You Got It: Canucks at Hawks Preview/Thread/Wine Tasting on Second City Hockey - 03/05/10 11:29 PM EST (2 replies)

Commented The whistlers are evidently on meth tonight. on If You Want Blood, You Got It: Canucks at Hawks Preview/Thread/Wine Tasting on Second City Hockey - 03/05/10 10:17 PM EST (1 reply)

Commented Burrows is a really good agitator. on If You Want Blood, You Got It: Canucks at Hawks Preview/Thread/Wine Tasting on Second City Hockey - 03/05/10 10:14 PM EST (2 replies)

Commented Well...? on If You Want Blood, You Got It: Canucks at Hawks Preview/Thread/Wine Tasting on Second City Hockey - 03/05/10 10:12 PM EST

Commented HORSE UH on If You Want Blood, You Got It: Canucks at Hawks Preview/Thread/Wine Tasting on Second City Hockey - 03/05/10 10:12 PM EST

Commented BINNY'S BEVERAGE FUCK on If You Want Blood, You Got It: Canucks at Hawks Preview/Thread/Wine Tasting on Second City Hockey - 03/05/10 10:08 PM EST (1 reply)

Commented I mean, I don't get the term cocksmoker. on If You Want Blood, You Got It: Canucks at Hawks Preview/Thread/Wine Tasting on Second City Hockey - 03/05/10 10:05 PM EST (1 reply)

Commented Would you say that this type of situation excites you? on If You Want Blood, You Got It: Canucks at Hawks Preview/Thread/Wine Tasting on Second City Hockey - 03/05/10 10:04 PM EST (1 reply)

Commented What is your ideal level of pressure, missy? on If You Want Blood, You Got It: Canucks at Hawks Preview/Thread/Wine Tasting on Second City Hockey - 03/05/10 10:02 PM EST (1 reply)

Commented Well, my fingertips don't literally have bowels, and I suppose the words don't literally flow from them. on If You Want Blood, You Got It: Canucks at Hawks Preview/Thread/Wine Tasting on Second City Hockey - 03/05/10 10:01 PM EST (1 reply)

Commented No, I just have exceptional typing abilities and a lot of words spewing forth from the bowels of my fingertips. on If You Want Blood, You Got It: Canucks at Hawks Preview/Thread/Wine Tasting on Second City Hockey - 03/05/10 9:58 PM EST (2 replies)

Commented Y HELO THAR on If You Want Blood, You Got It: Canucks at Hawks Preview/Thread/Wine Tasting on Second City Hockey - 03/05/10 9:56 PM EST

Commented Only about 10% of people with Tourette syndrome have verbal tics. on If You Want Blood, You Got It: Canucks at Hawks Preview/Thread/Wine Tasting on Second City Hockey - 03/05/10 9:56 PM EST (2 replies)

Commented Thank you, kind sir! on If You Want Blood, You Got It: Canucks at Hawks Preview/Thread/Wine Tasting on Second City Hockey - 03/05/10 9:55 PM EST

Commented I don't know why it looks like that. on If You Want Blood, You Got It: Canucks at Hawks Preview/Thread/Wine Tasting on Second City Hockey - 03/05/10 9:54 PM EST (2 replies)

Commented I also clicked on your profile to see your avatar picture, because in the really small version it looks like you are an ugly girl. on If You Want Blood, You Got It: Canucks at Hawks Preview/Thread/Wine Tasting on Second City Hockey - 03/05/10 9:52 PM EST (1 reply)

Commented We are such an ironic group tonight. on If You Want Blood, You Got It: Canucks at Hawks Preview/Thread/Wine Tasting on Second City Hockey - 03/05/10 9:52 PM EST

Commented Did you see what happened there? on If You Want Blood, You Got It: Canucks at Hawks Preview/Thread/Wine Tasting on Second City Hockey - 03/05/10 9:50 PM EST (2 replies)

Commented To of there biggest are injured on If You Want Blood, You Got It: Canucks at Hawks Preview/Thread/Wine Tasting on Second City Hockey - 03/05/10 9:50 PM EST

Commented If you spend enough time around high school students, you eventually develop the ability to think like them. on If You Want Blood, You Got It: Canucks at Hawks Preview/Thread/Wine Tasting on Second City Hockey - 03/05/10 9:49 PM EST (2 replies)

Commented I literally just lol'd on If You Want Blood, You Got It: Canucks at Hawks Preview/Thread/Wine Tasting on Second City Hockey - 03/05/10 9:48 PM EST

Commented No no, this rule only applies, like I said, to fail-caliber writers. on If You Want Blood, You Got It: Canucks at Hawks Preview/Thread/Wine Tasting on Second City Hockey - 03/05/10 9:46 PM EST (1 reply)

Commented Did you guys even fucking realize that on If You Want Blood, You Got It: Canucks at Hawks Preview/Thread/Wine Tasting on Second City Hockey - 03/05/10 9:44 PM EST (2 replies)

Commented It's okay. We love you and your awful team. on If You Want Blood, You Got It: Canucks at Hawks Preview/Thread/Wine Tasting on Second City Hockey - 03/05/10 9:42 PM EST (1 reply)

Commented No, Stephen Colbert really did do a bit on it. I'm not joking. on If You Want Blood, You Got It: Canucks at Hawks Preview/Thread/Wine Tasting on Second City Hockey - 03/05/10 9:41 PM EST

Commented If you're a fail-caliber writer, then you need to tag your posts with the tone you're attempting to create. on If You Want Blood, You Got It: Canucks at Hawks Preview/Thread/Wine Tasting on Second City Hockey - 03/05/10 9:41 PM EST (3 replies)

Commented That's the joke. And Sarah Palin is fucking retarded. Colbert did a whole thing on it. on If You Want Blood, You Got It: Canucks at Hawks Preview/Thread/Wine Tasting on Second City Hockey - 03/05/10 9:39 PM EST (2 replies)

Commented I am the very personification of irony. on If You Want Blood, You Got It: Canucks at Hawks Preview/Thread/Wine Tasting on Second City Hockey - 03/05/10 9:38 PM EST

Commented Answer: How not to reply when fans of other teams come to Second City Hockey? on If You Want Blood, You Got It: Canucks at Hawks Preview/Thread/Wine Tasting on Second City Hockey - 03/05/10 9:37 PM EST (3 replies)

Commented Would you prefer "a fairly malevolent slapping motion with his wooden cane?" on If You Want Blood, You Got It: Canucks at Hawks Preview/Thread/Wine Tasting on Second City Hockey - 03/05/10 9:36 PM EST (2 replies)

Commented You moron. Don't you listen to Sarah Palin? on If You Want Blood, You Got It: Canucks at Hawks Preview/Thread/Wine Tasting on Second City Hockey - 03/05/10 9:36 PM EST (1 reply)

Commented Do you remember my St. Patrick's Day special gameday beers last year? on If You Want Blood, You Got It: Canucks at Hawks Preview/Thread/Wine Tasting on Second City Hockey - 03/05/10 9:35 PM EST (1 reply)