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Aleksey Alekseyevich held Andrey Karlovich down in a crushing lock and, having smashed him in the mug, let him go.

Andrey Karlovich, pale with fury, flung himself at Aleksey Alekseyevich and banged him in the teeth.

Aleksey Alekseyevich, not expecting such a swift onslaught, collapsed on the floor, whereupon Andrey Karlovich sat astride him, pulled his set of dentures from his mouth and gave Aleksey Alekseyevich such a going over with them that Aleksey Alekseyevich rose from the floor with his face completely mutilated and his nostril ripped open. Holding his face in his hands, Aleksey Alekseyevich ran off.

Whereas Andrey Karlovich gave his dentures a rub, inserted them in his mouth with a click of the teeth and, having satisfied himself as to the replacement of his dentures, he took stock of his surroundings and, not seeing Aleksey Alekseyevich, set off in search of him. -- Daniil Kharms, The Story of the Fighting Men

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seriously
Commented on UFC president Dana White responds to GQ article calling him one of the sleaziest people in sports on Aug 28 2014, 6:43p - 2 replies
why do you think I am saying they're obligated?
Commented on UFC president Dana White responds to GQ article calling him one of the sleaziest people in sports on Aug 28 2014, 6:43p - 2 replies
I think they should be making more than minimum wage
Commented on UFC president Dana White responds to GQ article calling him one of the sleaziest people in sports on Aug 28 2014, 6:15p - 1 reply
just to clarify: by guys at the top, I don't mean any fighters
Commented on UFC president Dana White responds to GQ article calling him one of the sleaziest people in sports on Aug 28 2014, 5:47p
I feel like I'm taking crazy pills
Commented on UFC president Dana White responds to GQ article calling him one of the sleaziest people in sports on Aug 28 2014, 5:45p - 2 replies
I don't think anyone's going to call you a socialist or a communist for that
Commented on UFC president Dana White responds to GQ article calling him one of the sleaziest people in sports on Aug 28 2014, 5:38p - 3 replies
seriously
Commented on Demian Maia hospitalized with bone infection, requires six-week antibiotics treatment through IVs on Aug 28 2014, 12:57p
jesus, 6 weeks of antibiotics?
Commented on Demian Maia hospitalized with bone infection, requires six-week antibiotics treatment through IVs on Aug 28 2014, 12:39p - 1 reply
I find it uncomfortably hilarious to refer to the roster as a 'stable'
Commented on UFC moving to unannounced blood and urine drug testing 'hopefully in the next three or four months' on Aug 27 2014, 11:24p - 1 reply
well, given the gaming community's freakishly disproportionate reactions to Anita Sarkeesian
Commented on GQ magazine ranks Dana White the eighth sleaziest figure in sports on Aug 27 2014, 11:20p - 1 reply
example of a good naked pose for a man
Commented on Everything That's Wrong With The TUF 20 Commercial. on Aug 27 2014, 11:18p - 1 reply
I think it's probably much nicer to work for ExxonMobil, Halliburton, and Bank of America though
Commented on GQ magazine ranks Dana White the eighth sleaziest figure in sports on Aug 27 2014, 11:10p - 2 replies
you have a way higher standard for sleazy than I do
Commented on GQ magazine ranks Dana White the eighth sleaziest figure in sports on Aug 27 2014, 10:52p - 2 replies
EA's fucking horrible though
Commented on GQ magazine ranks Dana White the eighth sleaziest figure in sports on Aug 27 2014, 10:48p - 4 replies
I don't know about all the hate for Baszler here or elsewhere, but
Commented on Shayna Baszler: 'Green' Bethe Correia knows just enough grappling to make it easy for me on Aug 27 2014, 11:23a - 2 replies
god, in addition to being a sadistic batterer he's also boring as shit
Commented on Ken Shamrock has ‘issues’ with War Machine after the fighter took his 17-year-old daughter to Mexico and left her stranded on Aug 22 2014, 12:31p
haha, so true
Commented on Sucking a little less: Emmy winner Anthony Bourdain on his Brazilian Jiu-jitsu addiction, his new book and wondering how fat Guy Fieri needs to be on Aug 22 2014, 11:58a
have you spent much time around professional fighters?
Commented on PEDs: The BElite Poll - What % of Current Active MALE UFC Fighters has (at least once in their life) used PEDs? on Aug 22 2014, 11:37a - 2 replies
No Subject
Commented on Donald Cerrone says teammate Alistair Overeem ‘doesn't try and hurt anyone’ on Aug 22 2014, 3:22a
Invicta wasn't doing exclusive contracts before
Commented on Talita Nogueira becomes the latest addition to Bellator’s newly relaunched featherweight division on Aug 21 2014, 10:26p
duh, it's #science
Commented on Increasing Your Training Efficiency: Wrestle-Jitsu's Take on Training on Aug 21 2014, 7:55p
Meninatauro is almost funny if you can understand Portuguese
Commented on Talita Nogueira becomes the latest addition to Bellator’s newly relaunched featherweight division on Aug 21 2014, 7:54p - 3 replies
people often describe people of color as "well spoken" like they are surprised
Commented on Interview: Tyron Woodley on Ferguson turmoil, vows positive response for home town on Aug 21 2014, 4:14p - 1 reply
how long has he been doing this?
Commented on Donald Cerrone says teammate Alistair Overeem ‘doesn't try and hurt anyone’ on Aug 21 2014, 4:10p - 2 replies
No Subject
Commented on Interview: Tyron Woodley on Ferguson turmoil, vows positive response for home town on Aug 21 2014, 10:13a - 1 reply
me? i'd probably jump in the car and drive away rather than shoot someone a bunch of times
Commented on Interview: Tyron Woodley on Ferguson turmoil, vows positive response for home town on Aug 21 2014, 12:08a - 1 reply
hm, I guess I understand that
Commented on Interview: Tyron Woodley on Ferguson turmoil, vows positive response for home town on Aug 20 2014, 10:38p
that's interesting
Commented on Interview: Tyron Woodley on Ferguson turmoil, vows positive response for home town on Aug 20 2014, 10:35p - 1 reply
you think the cops got it right by killing him?
Commented on Interview: Tyron Woodley on Ferguson turmoil, vows positive response for home town on Aug 20 2014, 10:31p - 1 reply
I'm not being deliberately obtuse...
Commented on Interview: Tyron Woodley on Ferguson turmoil, vows positive response for home town on Aug 20 2014, 10:29p - 2 replies
if you're talking about Belly, you're going to be challenged to a game of horseshoes by DEO
Commented on Interview: Tyron Woodley on Ferguson turmoil, vows positive response for home town on Aug 20 2014, 10:09p - 2 replies
oh lord
Commented on Koppenhaver's attorney makes a statement: 'My client is not a monster' on Aug 20 2014, 8:39p
what if he could literally generate wars though
Commented on Koppenhaver's attorney makes a statement: 'My client is not a monster' on Aug 20 2014, 8:24p - 1 reply
ok but who cares if someone makes fun of WM for his name?
Commented on Koppenhaver's attorney makes a statement: 'My client is not a monster' on Aug 20 2014, 8:23p - 2 replies
that would be a super silly thing to get banned for
Commented on Koppenhaver's attorney makes a statement: 'My client is not a monster' on Aug 20 2014, 7:49p - 1 reply
yes I mind
Commented on Koppenhaver's attorney makes a statement: 'My client is not a monster' on Aug 20 2014, 7:40p - 2 replies
keep in mind he hangs out with Floyd Mayweather too
Commented on Koppenhaver's attorney makes a statement: 'My client is not a monster' on Aug 20 2014, 7:39p - 1 reply
thanks for saying this
Commented on Interview: Tyron Woodley on Ferguson turmoil, vows positive response for home town on Aug 20 2014, 7:36p - 1 reply
being a lawyer got him into this karate magazine
Commented on Koppenhaver's attorney makes a statement: 'My client is not a monster' on Aug 20 2014, 6:26p
all she said in her statement is that he moved out of her home after he broke up with her in May
Commented on Koppenhaver's attorney makes a statement: 'My client is not a monster' on Aug 20 2014, 6:20p - 1 reply
Gossip Girl
Commented on Chuck Zito says he'd do the same thing as War Machine, then apologizes and frames self as defender of women on Aug 20 2014, 2:47p - 1 reply
probably not as weighty as an Arlovski Truth
Commented on Chuck Zito says he'd do the same thing as War Machine, then apologizes and frames self as defender of women on Aug 20 2014, 1:00p - 1 reply
well, I don't have any science or statistics to back it up, 60% would be great
Commented on PEDs: The BElite Poll - What % of Current Active MALE UFC Fighters has (at least once in their life) used PEDs? on Aug 20 2014, 12:29p
UFOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH'd
Commented on Andrei Arlovski: I know that Overeem injured Jon Jones simply because he injures everyone with whom he trains on Aug 20 2014, 12:24p
so that's his dark place
Commented on Andrei Arlovski: I know that Overeem injured Jon Jones simply because he injures everyone with whom he trains on Aug 20 2014, 12:24p - 1 reply
man, even comment sections for Jascha Heifetz are bad on youtube
Commented on Chuck Zito says he'd do the same thing as War Machine, then apologizes and frames self as defender of women on Aug 20 2014, 12:13p - 3 replies
makes the ref in the bowtie look more boss
Commented on Chuck Zito says he'd do the same thing as War Machine, then apologizes and frames self as defender of women on Aug 20 2014, 12:08p - 1 reply
damn, I hope those aliens have a burn unit available for DG2828
Commented on Andrei Arlovski: I know that Overeem injured Jon Jones simply because he injures everyone with whom he trains on Aug 20 2014, 12:01p - 1 reply
maybe she was the biggest fan
Commented on Andrei Arlovski: I know that Overeem injured Jon Jones simply because he injures everyone with whom he trains on Aug 20 2014, 10:28a - 1 reply
my memory is fuzzy and I'm too lazy to look this up
Commented on PEDs: The BElite Poll - What % of Current Active MALE UFC Fighters has (at least once in their life) used PEDs? on Aug 20 2014, 9:54a - 1 reply
lolwat
Commented on Andrei Arlovski: I know that Overeem injured Jon Jones simply because he injures everyone with whom he trains on Aug 19 2014, 11:34p
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