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mollcutpurse

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Aleksey Alekseyevich held Andrey Karlovich down in a crushing lock and, having smashed him in the mug, let him go.

Andrey Karlovich, pale with fury, flung himself at Aleksey Alekseyevich and banged him in the teeth.

Aleksey Alekseyevich, not expecting such a swift onslaught, collapsed on the floor, whereupon Andrey Karlovich sat astride him, pulled his set of dentures from his mouth and gave Aleksey Alekseyevich such a going over with them that Aleksey Alekseyevich rose from the floor with his face completely mutilated and his nostril ripped open. Holding his face in his hands, Aleksey Alekseyevich ran off.

Whereas Andrey Karlovich gave his dentures a rub, inserted them in his mouth with a click of the teeth and, having satisfied himself as to the replacement of his dentures, he took stock of his surroundings and, not seeing Aleksey Alekseyevich, set off in search of him. -- Daniil Kharms, The Story of the Fighting Men

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look forward to hearing your results/opinion!
Commented on BECW S9E5: GETTING REAL SICK OF YOUR SHIT PFP on Apr 19 2014, 10:55p
#gangstalean
Commented on Showtime Boxing: Bernard Hopkins vs Beibut Shumenov Livethread on Apr 19 2014, 10:53p
w000000t!!!
Commented on Showtime Boxing: Bernard Hopkins vs Beibut Shumenov Livethread on Apr 19 2014, 10:49p - 1 reply
my dinner was steak and cupcakes so hell yeah
Commented on Showtime Boxing: Bernard Hopkins vs Beibut Shumenov Livethread on Apr 19 2014, 10:48p - 1 reply
rec'd
Commented on BECW S9E5: GETTING REAL SICK OF YOUR SHIT PFP on Apr 19 2014, 10:48p
I guess technically it is!
Commented on BECW S9E5: GETTING REAL SICK OF YOUR SHIT PFP on Apr 19 2014, 10:47p
DOMINICAN RUM
Commented on Showtime Boxing: Bernard Hopkins vs Beibut Shumenov Livethread on Apr 19 2014, 10:45p - 3 replies
forreals
Commented on BECW S9E5: GETTING REAL SICK OF YOUR SHIT PFP on Apr 19 2014, 10:45p - 2 replies
that was the goal...
Commented on BECW S9E5: GETTING REAL SICK OF YOUR SHIT PFP on Apr 19 2014, 10:42p - 1 reply
I would go and continue not to watch
Commented on BECW S9E5: GETTING REAL SICK OF YOUR SHIT PFP on Apr 19 2014, 10:40p
just some good-natured ribbing ;)
Commented on BECW S9E5: GETTING REAL SICK OF YOUR SHIT PFP on Apr 19 2014, 10:38p - 1 reply
damn that's Botox old
Commented on BECW S9E5: GETTING REAL SICK OF YOUR SHIT PFP on Apr 19 2014, 10:36p - 2 replies
I KNOW <3
Commented on BECW S9E5: GETTING REAL SICK OF YOUR SHIT PFP on Apr 19 2014, 10:35p
is Cuchifrito or whatever his name is on the team again?
Commented on BECW S9E5: GETTING REAL SICK OF YOUR SHIT PFP on Apr 19 2014, 10:34p - 2 replies
please
Commented on BECW S9E5: GETTING REAL SICK OF YOUR SHIT PFP on Apr 19 2014, 10:33p - 3 replies
dicksy cups, so to speak
Commented on BECW S9E5: GETTING REAL SICK OF YOUR SHIT PFP on Apr 19 2014, 10:31p
YES OMG ME TOO
Commented on BECW S9E5: GETTING REAL SICK OF YOUR SHIT PFP on Apr 19 2014, 10:31p - 1 reply
plus smoggier than LA
Commented on BECW S9E5: GETTING REAL SICK OF YOUR SHIT PFP on Apr 19 2014, 10:28p
that's like what I heard about the Bolivian national football team
Commented on BECW S9E5: GETTING REAL SICK OF YOUR SHIT PFP on Apr 19 2014, 10:27p - 1 reply
Thou Shalt Not Fight Pass is my favorite team name of the season btw
Commented on BECW S9E5: GETTING REAL SICK OF YOUR SHIT PFP on Apr 19 2014, 10:26p - 2 replies
haha wat
Commented on BECW S9E5: GETTING REAL SICK OF YOUR SHIT PFP on Apr 19 2014, 10:25p - 2 replies
sweet
Commented on BECW S9E5: GETTING REAL SICK OF YOUR SHIT PFP on Apr 19 2014, 10:24p - 1 reply
bro!
Commented on BECW S9E5: GETTING REAL SICK OF YOUR SHIT PFP on Apr 19 2014, 10:16p - 1 reply
dat shit 'kraine
Commented on BECW S9E5: GETTING REAL SICK OF YOUR SHIT PFP on Apr 19 2014, 10:16p - 1 reply
LOVE REC.
Commented on BECW S9E5: GETTING REAL SICK OF YOUR SHIT PFP on Apr 19 2014, 10:15p
what about a failed U-KRA-INE chant?
Commented on BECW S9E5: GETTING REAL SICK OF YOUR SHIT PFP on Apr 19 2014, 10:14p - 1 reply
yes but it took six months to heal
Commented on BECW S9E5: GETTING REAL SICK OF YOUR SHIT PFP on Apr 19 2014, 10:13p - 1 reply
Werdum (ahem, Wardoom) also has mad swagger
Commented on BECW S9E5: GETTING REAL SICK OF YOUR SHIT PFP on Apr 19 2014, 10:12p
lololol
Commented on BECW S9E5: GETTING REAL SICK OF YOUR SHIT PFP on Apr 19 2014, 10:11p
"185 k gets you 4 br 2 bath and big ass yard"
Commented on BECW S9E5: GETTING REAL SICK OF YOUR SHIT PFP on Apr 19 2014, 10:10p
tall athletic men then
Commented on BECW S9E5: GETTING REAL SICK OF YOUR SHIT PFP on Apr 19 2014, 10:08p
hey d00d
Commented on BECW S9E5: GETTING REAL SICK OF YOUR SHIT PFP on Apr 19 2014, 10:07p - 1 reply
Sebastiaan Tauran could KO Stefan Struve
Commented on BECW S9E5: GETTING REAL SICK OF YOUR SHIT PFP on Apr 19 2014, 10:06p - 2 replies
that's awesome!
Commented on BECW S9E5: GETTING REAL SICK OF YOUR SHIT PFP on Apr 19 2014, 10:05p - 2 replies
uh Werdum is awesome
Commented on BECW S9E5: GETTING REAL SICK OF YOUR SHIT PFP on Apr 19 2014, 10:04p - 1 reply
is it over?
Commented on BECW S9E5: GETTING REAL SICK OF YOUR SHIT PFP on Apr 19 2014, 10:01p - 5 replies
I, for one, eagerly anticipate the closing act of this drama
Commented on Ronda Rousey rips Cris Cyborg, 'she's not even a woman anymore, she's an it' on Apr 19 2014, 3:44p
why are you acting like these are all the same people?
Commented on Ronda Rousey rips Cris Cyborg, 'she's not even a woman anymore, she's an it' on Apr 19 2014, 3:42p - 1 reply
I... don't understand the comparison you're trying to make here
Commented on Ronda Rousey rips Cris Cyborg, 'she's not even a woman anymore, she's an it' on Apr 19 2014, 3:32p - 1 reply
oh my
Commented on The real meaning of Yoel Romero pooping his pants, and why he's going to do it again on Apr 19 2014, 2:39p
I rec'd it before the gif even finished downloading
Commented on Ronda Rousey rips Cris Cyborg, 'she's not even a woman anymore, she's an it' on Apr 19 2014, 2:32p
I am super not a fan of the "it" nomenclature she's using here
Commented on Ronda Rousey rips Cris Cyborg, 'she's not even a woman anymore, she's an it' on Apr 19 2014, 2:26p - 3 replies
No Subject
Commented on How's Taste My Tweet Tweet? Twitter Hacks, Beef, and Ring Girls on Apr 16 2014, 4:18p - 1 reply
I think the dark hair is not really working for her
Commented on How's Taste My Tweet Tweet? Twitter Hacks, Beef, and Ring Girls on Apr 16 2014, 4:14p
I definitely would find it more believable if the insults had been things like "I know you are but what am I"
Commented on How's Taste My Tweet Tweet? Twitter Hacks, Beef, and Ring Girls on Apr 16 2014, 4:12p
it's hard to tell with Europeans
Commented on Jon Jones, manager deny that he is responsible for homophobic taunts on Instagram on Apr 16 2014, 4:02p
that's what she said
Commented on Jon Jones, manager deny that he is responsible for homophobic taunts on Instagram on Apr 16 2014, 12:40a - 1 reply
well, I'm sure he feels like he escaped
Commented on Jon Jones, manager deny that he is responsible for homophobic taunts on Instagram on Apr 16 2014, 12:34a - 1 reply
I just had the greatest vision of Jon Jones releasing an album with Shaq
Commented on Jon Jones, manager deny that he is responsible for homophobic taunts on Instagram on Apr 16 2014, 12:27a - 3 replies
wait, you hate Lombard because he left his family in Cuba?
Commented on Jon Jones, manager deny that he is responsible for homophobic taunts on Instagram on Apr 16 2014, 12:24a - 1 reply
that is creepy also because it looks like a lion is saying it
Commented on Jon Jones, manager deny that he is responsible for homophobic taunts on Instagram on Apr 16 2014, 12:21a - 3 replies
smack it up, flip it, rub it down
Commented on Joe Rogan believes Ronda Rousey would beat Floyd Mayweather in a fight on Apr 16 2014, 12:12a
you're really grumpy tonight, sklart
Commented on Jon Jones, manager deny that he is responsible for homophobic taunts on Instagram on Apr 16 2014, 12:08a - 1 reply
that would be amazing
Commented on Jon Jones, manager deny that he is responsible for homophobic taunts on Instagram on Apr 16 2014, 12:07a - 1 reply
what if, as a christian, he has a secret sexual fetish about being forgiven for misdeeds
Commented on Jon Jones, manager deny that he is responsible for homophobic taunts on Instagram on Apr 15 2014, 11:56p - 1 reply
Soledad Bravo and Victor Jara
Commented on Jon Jones, manager deny that he is responsible for homophobic taunts on Instagram on Apr 15 2014, 11:55p - 2 replies
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