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Aleksey Alekseyevich held Andrey Karlovich down in a crushing lock and, having smashed him in the mug, let him go.

Andrey Karlovich, pale with fury, flung himself at Aleksey Alekseyevich and banged him in the teeth.

Aleksey Alekseyevich, not expecting such a swift onslaught, collapsed on the floor, whereupon Andrey Karlovich sat astride him, pulled his set of dentures from his mouth and gave Aleksey Alekseyevich such a going over with them that Aleksey Alekseyevich rose from the floor with his face completely mutilated and his nostril ripped open. Holding his face in his hands, Aleksey Alekseyevich ran off.

Whereas Andrey Karlovich gave his dentures a rub, inserted them in his mouth with a click of the teeth and, having satisfied himself as to the replacement of his dentures, he took stock of his surroundings and, not seeing Aleksey Alekseyevich, set off in search of him. -- Daniil Kharms, The Story of the Fighting Men

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which schools?
Commented on Rickson Gracie: Brazilian jiu-jitsu only martial art that ‘translates in real life’ on Jul 31 2014, 6:49p - 2 replies
I think combat sambo guys are more show than tell
Commented on Rickson Gracie: Brazilian jiu-jitsu only martial art that ‘translates in real life’ on Jul 31 2014, 4:38p
No Subject
Commented on Rickson Gracie: Brazilian jiu-jitsu only martial art that ‘translates in real life’ on Jul 31 2014, 4:34p
oh my god how many hours did he have to practice that
Commented on Rickson Gracie: Brazilian jiu-jitsu only martial art that ‘translates in real life’ on Jul 31 2014, 4:32p - 1 reply
wouldn't it be great if real police were as harmless as the PC police?
Commented on Royce Gracie is ‘not against’ WMMA even though he likes his ‘girls delicate’ on Jul 31 2014, 4:27p - 1 reply
I'm sure Warbreezy would be happy to send you an autographed copy
Commented on Royce Gracie is ‘not against’ WMMA even though he likes his ‘girls delicate’ on Jul 31 2014, 4:26p
I can't tell if the cow-eyes or the gloves make this the best
Commented on Belfort responds to Rockhold, critics: 'A lot of guys they are just mama’s boys with powder in their butts' on Jul 31 2014, 9:02a - 1 reply
AMAZING
Commented on Belfort responds to Rockhold, critics: 'A lot of guys they are just mama’s boys with powder in their butts' on Jul 31 2014, 8:56a
omg Cub Swanson is adorable
Commented on How's Taste My Tweet Tweet? Rockhold vs. Bisping vs. Sylvia, Plus several other twitter beef on Jul 30 2014, 5:51p
omg
Commented on Anderson Silva vs. Nick Diaz official for UFC 183 on January 31st on Jul 29 2014, 7:43p
we had a thread about this once many years ago
Commented on Are you a combat sports hipster? on Jul 29 2014, 12:19a - 1 reply
I thought they were on a trampoline at first
Commented on Nick Diaz has re-signed with the UFC on Jul 24 2014, 11:38p
I came here just to look at this gif surrounded by dat sweet sweet green
Commented on Nick Diaz has re-signed with the UFC on Jul 24 2014, 11:27p
GSP-level diplomacy
Commented on Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson offers his thoughts on the potential Ronda Rousey vs. Gina Carano fight on Jul 24 2014, 2:38p - 1 reply
GSP's rashguard is awesome
Commented on How's Taste My Tweet Tweet? ESPYs, Cat fights, and Sensei Seagal Sexuality on Jul 23 2014, 8:01p
if it's basically your full-time job I can see why you would use your leisure time to do other stuff
Commented on Now Floyd Mayweather knows who Ronda Rousey is on Jul 18 2014, 10:13a - 2 replies
god, imagine if people used shitty men's fights on prelims to determine whether men deserved to be in the UFC
Commented on SMITH VS. DUKE - Was WMMA ready for the big leagues? on Jul 17 2014, 7:32p - 2 replies
understandable
Commented on Mark Bocek on training with a female Olympic medalist in wrestling: 'It feels like wrestling with a 12 year old' on Jul 17 2014, 7:28p
she tested positive for fertility drugs
Commented on Mark Bocek on training with a female Olympic medalist in wrestling: 'It feels like wrestling with a 12 year old' on Jul 17 2014, 3:29p - 1 reply
yeah, it can be weird
Commented on Mark Bocek on training with a female Olympic medalist in wrestling: 'It feels like wrestling with a 12 year old' on Jul 17 2014, 3:27p - 1 reply
he's actually a runway model
Commented on Mark Bocek on training with a female Olympic medalist in wrestling: 'It feels like wrestling with a 12 year old' on Jul 17 2014, 3:21p - 2 replies
not sure if I take offense
Commented on Mark Bocek on training with a female Olympic medalist in wrestling: 'It feels like wrestling with a 12 year old' on Jul 17 2014, 3:15p
the way he put this is the worst
Commented on Mark Bocek on training with a female Olympic medalist in wrestling: 'It feels like wrestling with a 12 year old' on Jul 17 2014, 3:08p - 3 replies
yes, it's a texture issue tho
Commented on Chad Mendes: Jose Aldo is 'definitely' using performance enhancing drugs on Jul 16 2014, 7:13p - 1 reply
I'm with you
Commented on Chad Mendes: Jose Aldo is 'definitely' using performance enhancing drugs on Jul 16 2014, 4:32p - 2 replies
I'm with you
Commented on Chad Mendes: Jose Aldo is 'definitely' using performance enhancing drugs on Jul 16 2014, 4:32p - 1 reply
WHO ARE THEY, WHERE ARE THEY
Commented on Tyrone Spong: Israel is ‘wiping out Palestine’ on Jul 15 2014, 9:31p
I don't think they have a solution
Commented on Tyrone Spong: Israel is ‘wiping out Palestine’ on Jul 15 2014, 9:27p - 1 reply
I'll steal yo' honey like I stole yo' bike
Commented on Floyd Mayweather Jr. on UFC star Ronda Rousey: 'I don't know who he is' on Jul 15 2014, 6:35p - 1 reply
I didn't even know you had this theory
Commented on Floyd Mayweather Jr. on UFC star Ronda Rousey: 'I don't know who he is' on Jul 15 2014, 5:55p - 3 replies
I understand the point you are repeatedly trying to make
Commented on Tyrone Spong: Israel is ‘wiping out Palestine’ on Jul 15 2014, 4:02p - 2 replies
politics aside, that Iron Dome shit is amazing
Commented on Tyrone Spong: Israel is ‘wiping out Palestine’ on Jul 15 2014, 3:58p - 1 reply
well to be fair he was basically in the middle of nowhere
Commented on Tyrone Spong: Israel is ‘wiping out Palestine’ on Jul 15 2014, 3:53p - 2 replies
I tried, and it is a bit like limiting myself to one bite of steak
Commented on Tyrone Spong: Israel is ‘wiping out Palestine’ on Jul 15 2014, 3:47p - 2 replies
he didn't say they haven't been harmed
Commented on Tyrone Spong: Israel is ‘wiping out Palestine’ on Jul 15 2014, 3:33p
I legit saw a white belt trying to do this in training yesterday
Commented on Countdown to Metamoris: Chael Sonnen vs. Andre Galvao on Jul 15 2014, 9:18a - 3 replies
haha the JT Torres scene is the best
Commented on Countdown to Metamoris: Chael Sonnen vs. Andre Galvao on Jul 14 2014, 8:12p - 1 reply
I'm just happy there's a potential challenger willing to talk to cameras
Commented on Video: Newly signed UFC fighter Holly Holm talks about 'beatable' Ronda Rousey on Jul 14 2014, 6:34p - 1 reply
I wish she would switch camps
Commented on Video: Newly signed UFC fighter Holly Holm talks about 'beatable' Ronda Rousey on Jul 14 2014, 6:30p
ew
Commented on BJJ world champion Talita Nogueira in talks with the UFC, says maybe she’ll defeat Rousey with an armbar on Jul 13 2014, 1:53p
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