mollcutpurse

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Aleksey Alekseyevich held Andrey Karlovich down in a crushing lock and, having smashed him in the mug, let him go.

Andrey Karlovich, pale with fury, flung himself at Aleksey Alekseyevich and banged him in the teeth.

Aleksey Alekseyevich, not expecting such a swift onslaught, collapsed on the floor, whereupon Andrey Karlovich sat astride him, pulled his set of dentures from his mouth and gave Aleksey Alekseyevich such a going over with them that Aleksey Alekseyevich rose from the floor with his face completely mutilated and his nostril ripped open. Holding his face in his hands, Aleksey Alekseyevich ran off.

Whereas Andrey Karlovich gave his dentures a rub, inserted them in his mouth with a click of the teeth and, having satisfied himself as to the replacement of his dentures, he took stock of his surroundings and, not seeing Aleksey Alekseyevich, set off in search of him. -- Daniil Kharms, The Story of the Fighting Men