SB Nation User Blog: moni

mother just hit me with cooking pan. we hud the yelling. said I will merry Amurikan girl, not...

moni — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 07:25:40 -0000

mother just hit me with cooking pan. we hud the yelling. said I will merry Amurikan girl, not ukraine. did not know teweting so expaneishve

Kyrylo Fesenko (THE_BEST_FES) on Twitter

yeah i know many of you are on twitter already so this is for those that are not.

Masha's website

moni — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 10:48:09 -0000

Masha's website

sample of her new single on the website...and a bunch of other stuff

The Downbeat - 6 July 2009 - The BBJ is on Vacation Edition

moni — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 09:28:19 -0000

The Downbeat - 6 July 2009 - The BBJ is on Vacation Edition

We all know about Karl's offensive records, and we all know that Stock is the all-time leader in steals. But did you know that Karl is ranked 10th all-time in steals (9th when he retired; Jason Kidd has since surpassed him)? Does that make you miss him: a) more; b) less; c) the same; d) I don't miss him; e) Who? I'm really young.
Do players get T'd up/fined/suspended for punching their own teammate? What happens the first time the Lickers play the Blazers next season, and the following ensues: 1) Ron Ron yells that he'll take Roy because Kobe's not good enough to guard him; 2) Kobe [attempts to] deck(s) Ron Ron; 3) Ron Ron drags Kobe into the stands, pours beer on him, and takes him out; 4) Vanessa screams obscenities while swinging her purse at Ron Ron's head (and J-Slo, who's at home, grabs a notepad to jot down all these new words he's never heard before)?
If you could pick any Jazz player (or coach) to be your BFF, who would it be and why?
A little insight into what makes AK, AK: http://www.powerinyou.org/ambassadors/focus.html?ambassador=38
I hereby order, I mean, ask everyone nicely to log in and comment more. I realize that it's a holiday over there in the US of A, but I'm left crestfallen and full of despair when I hit refresh (every five minutes) and there are no new comments, anywhere.

Jazz players as South Park characters there are more here--including dead-on scott, phil, snyder...

moni — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 00:29:53 -0000

Jazz players as South Park characters

there are more here--including dead-on scott, phil, snyder and gira

Meanwhile, Millsap's representative has set the starting salary he will seek at equal to — if not m...

moni — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 12:58:33 -0000

Meanwhile, Millsap's representative has set the starting salary he will seek at equal to — if not more than — the sort of money New York Knicks soon-to-be restricted free agent David Lee's camp might attempt to command.

That, suggest both multiple agents and a New York Newsday report, would be a multi-year deal beginning at $10 million per season.

http://www.deseretnews.com/article/705313348/Utah-Jazz-Up-next-is-free-agent-frenzy.html

Jimmy Kimmel Live - Team Mating Game with Amare/Grant Hill vs. Dahntay Jones/Birdman. who would...

moni — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 00:54:42 -0000

Jimmy Kimmel Live - Team Mating Game with Amare/Grant Hill vs. Dahntay Jones/Birdman.

who would be the best jazz pairing? ak and memo? dwill and cj? jerry and phil? boozer and pelinka?

NBA Utah Jazz basketball player Deron Williams, left and Real Madrid's U.S. player Louis Bullock...

moni — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 00:52:06 -0000

NBA Utah Jazz basketball player Deron Williams, left and Real Madrid's U.S. player Louis Bullock hold up a Real Madrid vest during a news conference in Madrid, Tuesday June 2, 2009. Real Madrid will play Utah Jazz in the NBA Europe Live 2009 tour in the fall.

Ranking Every Player in the History of the Utah Jazz

moni — Tue, 26 May 2009 13:34:02 -0000

Ranking Every Player in the History of the Utah Jazz

This past season was the 35th in the history of the Jazz. In honor of this anniversary, The Salt Lake City Tribune spent the season counting down the top players in the history of the franchise. Each morning another player from Jazz history would be profiled and as I read these stories over breakfast I wondered: What would this list look like if we ranked each player in terms of Wins Produced?

Ronnie Price interview on 1280

moni — Sun, 24 May 2009 09:58:46 -0000

Ronnie Price interview on 1280

we've been talking a lot about memo, boozer, and kk, but i really hope that ronnie p is back next year. total class act and great attitude.

Today is the one-year anniversary…

moni — Thu, 07 May 2009 08:03:37 -0000

...of the day that I signed up for SLC Dunk (I’m not exactly sure what SLC Dunk’s founding date is so I have to go with my sign-up date).

The first time I ever came across a sbnation site was during the '07 Playoffs. As I read through a couple of posts and scrolled through a game thread on "Golden State of Mind," my craving for a Jazz site like GSoM increased, second by second.

Before SLC Dunk, there were maybe only one or two places to go for Jazz discussion. Without naming names, these sites were places where intelligence and rational thinking were (and are) avoided like the plague, and every opinion-based post is barraged with "Your an idiot, and you’re mother’s an idiot" responses (lest anyone think I’m an idiot, the typos were intentional). I’m not sure which is worse—reading a site filled with other teams’ trolls, or reading a site filled with your own team's trolls.

Anyway, this site and its smart, funny, non-trolly members have been a godsend to me, and I’m sorry if I’m personally responsible for such a high percentage of the allotted bandwidth usage, if indeed there is a limit (I just can’t help logging on 100 times a day). So in short, this has just been a long-winded way for me to express my super super appreciation to BBJ for providing this space for Jazz fans.