
a fan of
Oakland Athletics
Duke Blue Devils
RSSUser Blog
2009 Poetic Interlude #4: PECOTA
I met him in a clubhouse down in Old Oakland
Where if the players aren't in pain they've got exotic diseases like ebola
e-b-o-l-a ebola
He walked down to first every time he had a chance
I asked him about his "projection" and then the Voice of God said PECOTA
P-E-C-O-T-A PECOTA P-E-C-O-T-A PECOTA
[Original lyrics here. OK, yeah, I've finally officially crossed over into Weird Al territory. So be it.]
[Full Poetic Interlude after the jump.]
13 comments | 4 recs
T-minus 59 minutes and counting: Open pitchers-and-catchers-report thread
It's almost here. Yes, we're on the verge of Spring Training. P's and C's report to Papago at 10 a.m. Duke, Dana, Gio, Ziggy. Mazzaro, Anderson, Cahill. Wuertz and Springer. Zooks, Bowen, Powell.
Of course
you want something. You must have
hopes, wishes, dreams.

68 comments | 0 recs
DLD 021309: I suggest you humans should keep your egos in check
They are currently working to see if monkeys can recognize the concept of zero.
Project for the day: casting AN: The Movie as a remake of The Usual Suspects. So far, we've got Gabriel Byrne playing oaktoon/madmongoose/windyfelix, Benicio Del Toro playing FSU, and Pete Postlethwaite playing PT.
Speaking of oaktoon/madmongoose/windyfelix ... second project for the day: predicting when windyfelix gets banned, and what his next username will be (maybe a poll later).
OK, this is weird: not only is Gwen Knapp making sense, but she and Ratto seem to have some sort of Super Adventure Club-style internecine private debate going on about the psychopharmaceutical industry ...
Speaking of the SAC ... this should be ... fascinating:
David Cronenberg will direct the globetrotting potential franchise-launcher
And this looks ... ugly/fun/reprehensible.
Dump! Dump for your lives!
267 comments | 4 recs
DLD 021009: Linka-Dinka-Doo
Whoa. So, I had the semi-clever notion of using the subtitle "Linka-Dinka-Doo," so I figured, well, Let's wikiup Jimmy Durante. (Yes, I'm advocating using the word "wikiup" as a quasineologistic portmanteau for "look up on wikipedia." Deal with it.)
Wouldn'chaknow -- today is in fact The Schnozzola's birthday! Since (a) I think that's a remarkable little synchronistic coinkydink, and (b) I'm lazy, them's the only links I got.
I'm also declaring this DLD a 'roid-talk-free zone. Yap about A-Rod and Tejada in yesterday's DLD. Commence dumping!

258 comments | 4 recs
If the Slegna sign Dunn, are the A's done?
Ken Rosenthal is reporting that Tony Reagins is possibly interested in signing Bobby Abreu or Adam Dunn.
This concerns me greatly: for all the positive steps taken by the A's this offseason, by all reckonings (quantitative and qualitative) they have only really just drawn even with the Slegna. Beane has once again pushed the team into a position where they project to be competitive, not dominant, with several obvious and deep holes in the roster (shortstop, starting rotation, health status of Chavez and Ellis and Duchscherer).
Now, granted, this Dunn/Abreu-to-the-Slegna development could end up being merely the counter to the A's signing Garrett Anderson. In particular, the logjam of OFs (including the deadweight GMJr contract) on the Slegna roster, Kendrick at 1B, and Vlad's need (though not desire) to DH would seem to mitigate against Reagins inking Dunn.
Yet Dunn would certainly represent an upgrade over any of their OFs except Vlad (and perhaps Hunter) and a direct replacement for Teixeira in their batting lineup, and it's looking more and more likely that he'll be able to be obtained for a modest 1- or 2-year contract. It would certainly be a <i>smart</i> signing for the Slegna, to counter the A's developments while still leaving them financial flexibility to deal with their needs in '10 and beyond.
So my (rhetorical) question is this: If the Slegna were to sign Dunn (or, for that matter, Abreu, though if both are available for roughly equivalent costs I don't see any reason to choose Abreu, but whatev), what, if anything, could Beane do to make up the talent differential?
We've spent the entire winter Slap Chopping all the possible upgrades at SS and SP -- not only is there very little available, but what's available doesn't come close to Dunn's value.
I think a Dunn signing by the Slegna guarantees them the division by a healthy margin (and ensures that Holliday is gone by July 31st). If Beane's serious about contending in '09, he needs to either block Dunn from signing with the Slegna, or trade for JJ Hardy or a frontline SP. Me, I'd advocate packaging Holliday to fill either/both of those needs, and sign Dunn to replace Holliday's projected production, corner defense be damned.
254 comments | 0 recs |
2009 Poetic Interlude #3: 88 Lines About 44 Athletics
[Original lyrics here.]
88 Lines About 44 Athletics
Durazo was the Holy Grail,
he held out for a better pitch.
Emil was a different type,
he's the one who drove runs in.
Barry had a wack curve,
and umps were afraid of a curve like that.
Melhuse earned his paycheck sitting down
where the coaches sat.
[Full Poetic Interlude after the jump.]
45 comments | 1 recs
Is Orlando Hudson a potential solution at SS?
Nico made an intriguing suggestion the other day at the bottom of EddieVegas_NRAF's The bottom of the shortstop barrel post: that the A's should explore signing free-agent second baseman Orlando Hudson, and convert him to shortstop. WaddellCanseco did some yeoman basic research in that exchange (which exchange, I think, may have gotten overlooked at the bottom of that post; hence, my shamelessly ripping it off on a slow-news offseason Saturday elevating their good work to the front page for a thorough discussion).
The upshot is this: Cabrera Hudson (thanks, WC) has an established track record as a genuine, non-Michael Young/Rafael Palmeiro Gold Glove defender at 2B, and is demonstrably capable of putting up a .750-.800 OPS year in and year out that's heavily dependent on a .275-.300 AVG -- in other words, about the same or better batter than Orlando Cabrera, and with better defense -- albeit, of course, at a different position which (a) requires more range and a better arm, and (b) he's never played in the majors or minors.
He's also available, and likely cheap and undervalued. (And, yes, that undervaluing is as a second baseman, not as a shortstop; the position switch, if it worked, would make him less of -- though still likely -- a bargain.)
The biggest issue, to me (and as pointed out by several commenters in the initial thread) would be his range covering ground at SS. By all indications (fan projections plus the fact that he came up in the Blue Jays system playing both 2B and 3B) he has a decent arm -- and, heck, if David Eckstein can be a starting Major League shortstop ...
Personally, I think the idea is worth a shot -- as in, Beane should explore the idea with Hudson and Hudson's agent. Obviously, if Hudson isn't even interested in the plan, then it's a nonstarter. Given the lack of interest in him, though, I would have to think that he'd at least consider it -- not only would it give him a job more quickly for '09-10 (-11?), but it would help position him down the road for more and better offers, as he'd demonstrate the flexibility (psychologically and physically) to play SS, could increase his WAR if he plays competent defense at SS, and would instantly make him one of the leading SSs in the game, given (as we've all seen from beane's fruitless search to replace Crosby) the paucity of talent at the position right now.
And here's one last argument in favor of signing Hudson: he'd provide a massive insurance policy in the event that Mark Ellis isn't able to come back successfully at full strength at 2B. I know that all publicly disseminated signs point to Ellis rehabbing successfully after his surgery, and that Beane did indeed get a good value deal when he extended/re-signed Ellis, but ... I have a bit of a Jermaine Dye vibe myself from Ellis's extension.
In any event, what's the mass opinion: explore signing Hudson, or is it folly to try converting him to SS? I would think that, at this point, a reasonable 2-3 year deal at, say, $7M-$9M per (to give him a premium to entice him to switch positions) would do it.
93 comments | 0 recs |
2009 Poetic Interlude #2: Statnerds of W.A.R.P.
[Original lyrics here. Bobby Z cribbed the melody from this trad tune, which may soon become its own PI. And FWIW, do you know how hard it is to find a non-CGV youtube of this song? DFHs.]
[Full PI to be completed later this afternoon.]
Statnerds of W.A.R.P.
Come you statnerds of W.A.R.P.
You that count all the runs
You that use those big brains
You that live in the basements of your moms
You that throw chairs through walls
You that type behind desks
I just want you to know
I can see through your stats
You that never won nothin'
But rebuild to destroy
You're nothin' but nerds
Just a-playin' with toys
You reject running out of hand
And you scorn RBIs
And you run some regressions
When the bunt batters try
Like Boras so bold
You lie and deceive
A World Series can be won
You want me to believe
But I see three-true-outcome guys
And I see strike-swings abstained
Like I see runners not moved over
With productive outs again
[To be continued ...]
4 comments | 0 recs
OK, Ratto is *definitely* trawling AN for column filler
There's hardly anything in here that wasn't posted on AN the last 2 days.
11 months ago
monkeyball
7 comments
0 recs
2009 Poetic Interlude #1: Bowen on the Bench
Or, a series of koans illustrating the mystery of the backup backstop ...
[Original lyrics here.]
Bowen on the Bench
How many Rhodes must a GM live down
Before you call yourself a fan?
Yes, 'n' how many Grieves must in white cleats fail
Before we sign Garret And'?
Yes, 'n' how many usernames must the Internet trolls try
Before they're forever bANnEd?
The catcher, AN, is Bowen on the bench,
The catcher is Bowen on the bench.
How many trades must a fan cook up
Before a free agent we buy?
Yes, 'n' how many beers must one man have
Before he forgets Slide, Jeremy, Slide?
Yes, 'n' how many DLs will it take 'til we know
That Beane to the press has lied?
The catcher, AN, is Bowen on the bench,
The catcher is Bowen on the bench.
How many years can Mount Davis exist
Before it's brought down with TNT?
Yes, 'n' how many years can Mark Ellis compile assists
Before his Gold Glove they concede?
Yes, 'n' how many times can Jack Cust take those strikes,
Pretending he just doesn't see?
The catcher, AN, is Bowen on the bench,
The catcher is Bowen on the bench.
11 comments | 0 recs |
Showing 1 - 10 of 361 Older