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They do not teach pronouns at the Toronto Sun

monkeysuncle — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 13:06:25 -0000

They do not teach pronouns at the Toronto Sun

Article about Turkeyglue's decision process. A quotation about him (not about "he") from that article:

"So, Turkoglu may forever be known as 'Hedon't' in Portland, as one national columnist penned, but how do you blame a guy for doing what he feels is in the best interests of he and his family"?

Rubio will not buy a home in Twin Cities - UPDATE

monkeysuncle — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 16:49:27 -0000

... according to pioneerpress.com.

Ricky Rubio's reaction to the interviewer last evening suggesting that he will have to get used to the cold was a strong clue.

Then Rubio's father's almost immediate suggestion that Rubio might stay in Europe for another year or two fanned the flames of speculation.

The speculation continues in this story.

This being the United States, where everything New York takes on a heightened significance, of course everyone thinks Rubio will be dealt to the Knicks rather than be allowed to season in Spain.

Would KP and Nate be interested in adding another rookie to the roster if it is Rubio? What would it cost in a trade?

UPDATE: Christopher Reina of RealGM thinks Portland is the logical landing place:

By the looks of it, Rubio will never put on a Minnesota uniform, so they will need to work with Portland on a bailout. New York will do everything within their power to get Rubio, but I don't see any assets that they could legitimately use in order to get it done.
http://realgm.com/src_feature_pieces/802/20090626/realgm%5Cs_draft_grades_for_2009/

Hyperbole Hall of Fame

monkeysuncle — Fri, 22 May 2009 04:09:18 -0000

Candidate for immediate induction into the Hall:

"(Kobe Bryant is) the greatest Laker ever."

-- Jeff Van Gundy, 2009 May 21

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Some other Lakers:

George Mikan ("Mr. Basketball")

Elgin Baylor (best 6'5" player in NBA history)

Jerry West (model for the NBA logo)

Wilt Chamberlain (greatest per-game scorer in history, averaged more than 48 minutes per game over course of entire seasons, never fouled out in his career)

Kareem Abdul Jabbar (scored more points than any other player in NBA history)

Earvin Magic Johnson (most conceited player ever, possibly biggest ego in WORLD history)

Shaquille O'Neal (best player on the Shaq-Kobe Lakers teams of the early '00s)

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Please submit your comments about (alternatively):

1. Jeff Van Gundy's subtle appreciation of irony, or

2. A more Worthy candidate for the title of "greatest Laker ever."

A quickie question

monkeysuncle — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 03:36:28 -0000

I suppose this should be a Fanshot rather than a Fanpost, but I do not have a digital version of the image to post of the photo I want to ask a question about. On the first page of the Sports section of the Saturday Oregonian (page B1), there was a photo of Greg Oden dunking Friday night. To Oden's right (left of the photo) was Sergio looking on. To Oden's left (right side of the photo) is a guy with a body shape that does not look at all like an NBA player. In fact, he looks at least seven months pregnant, and he has a caboose on him, as well.

The face is unfamiliar. Is that Ike Diogu? Really? Is he that out of shape?

Drawing out the trajectory

monkeysuncle — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:31:17 -0000

While others have been projecting RydBay's performance in four games of the Las Vegas Summer league and are starting to write RydBay's acceptance speech for the NBA Hall of Fame, my protractor and straight edge end up in a different place.

R ydBay the reincarnation of Billy Ray (Bates)?

RydBay's Saturday night's fourth quarter performance against the Suns could easily be Photoshopped into Billy Ray's performance against the Kansas City Kings in the 1981 Playoffs.

Of course, we are watching the results of four games against unrepresentative opponents with unfamiliar teammates by a player who has a lot of growing to do. But the 1979-1981 Billy Ray would have done exactly the same thing that RydBay did Saturday night, while flying higher and hanging longer.

Dean Demopoulos's comments

monkeysuncle — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 21:40:47 -0000

So far as I can determine, nobody has commented on the most authoritative tidbit of Trailblazers news/rumor yet to emerge from the Las Vegas Summer League. Did you miss it? In the during-game interview of Dean Demopoulos, discussing Travis Outlaw's progress, Demopoulos said (paraphrasing), "Everybody talks about our big three of Roy, Oden, and Aldridge, but we think we have a big four." In the context, the fourth member of the big four clearly was Outlaw. I've wiped the Minnesota game from our TiVo, but perhaps somebody else can retrieve the exact wording.

One assumes that Demopoulos, as a coach, knows what he is talking about; one assumes, further, that he likes his job and knows that to stray too far from the reservation with unfounded remarks could endanger it.

Counting the ping-pong balls

monkeysuncle — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 16:39:05 -0000

This elevator is going DOWN.

With all of the excitement over whether Bayless will push aside Kopenen as the starting point guard and whether the Trailblazers will get past the Conference Finals in 2009, step back a minute and look at your crystal ball for this important prediction:

On lottery day 2009, which team will have the most ping-pong balls in the bowl?

The question is more complex than it may appear at first blush. You may think that Indiana and New Jersey, for instance, have set themselves on the path to future greatness, but in the 2008-09 season, those teams may have a critical piece missing, or the pieces already assembled may not yet mesh. So, confining your prognostication to just one season, who will have the very worst record in the NBA when the final game of the regular season concludes next spring? Please comment why you think your choice will be worse than next year's Clippers.

Poll

Which National Basketball Association team will compile the worst won-lost record in the 2008-09 season?

Only the Clippers could be worse than the Clippers

2 votes

In this inverted contest, you can't beat the Heat

0 votes

Even Oklahoma City will reject a team as bad as these Sonics

13 votes

Grizzlies needed mustard, but all they got was Mayo

11 votes

Knishes never were meant to get Italian dressing

10 votes

Two bits, four bits, six bits, a dollar; but four SFs cant make a Buck team win

2 votes

Timberwolves will find Lennon was wrong when he said All you need is Love

7 votes

Repéchage: another chance to pick the Clips!

1 votes

Sleep well, sweet Charlotte

9 votes

A Rose by any other name can't help Da Bulls

0 votes

Holy Cookie (translation of Sacto.)! What was Petrie thinking?

6 votes

Oh no, Mr. Bill! Please say it's not the Trailblazers

2 votes

Nets suffer a net loss

6 votes

Pacers cannot keep pace

0 votes

The not so Golden State of pro basketball in the Bay Area

0 votes

The fool's gold Nuggets on a Rocky Mountain low

0 votes

76ers nearly match that loss total

1 votes

He Kidds you not: Dallas goes down

0 votes

The Suns sink below the horizon

0 votes

Raptors reap the Rapture

0 votes

Wizards whiff

2 votes

Somebody else (post a comment telling us why)

0 votes

72 votes | Poll has closed

Again, Dave is rated "excellent"

monkeysuncle — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 11:50:03 -0000

ESPN's Monday bullets again notices Dave:

An excellent explanation of why Portland is likely to make a trade or two before long, from Dave at BlazersEdge. Essentially, if the team stands pat, the cap room they have worked so hard to get next summer could be eaten up by cap holds for Martell Webster, Channing Frye, and Jarrett Jack. If Portland is going to get a big-time free agent next summer, and the roster remains as is, those players are still on the roster, they will have to be cut, traded, or signed to reasonable new deals before Portland can make a move. Also, I would not be surprised if Portland spends some or all of that cap space in advance, by acquiring a veteran between now and the trade deadline.

If this keups up, next year when Dave becomes an unrestricted free agent in his day job as pastor of his church, he may have ESPN or cbs.sportsline or CNN/SI knocking at his agent's door.

Giving up too much for proven veterans

monkeysuncle — Thu, 01 May 2008 03:10:09 -0000

So the Phoenix Suns gave up a good chunk of the roster and made the average age of the team older, to get Shaquille O'Neal.

The Dallas Mavericks gave up a good chunk of the roster and made the average age of the team older, to get Jason Kidd.

Two of the best teams of the league who each gave up a lot of developing talent for the "last piece" player both were eliminated in the first round of the playoffs. The players traded for managed no better than one win for each of their respective teams. The teams that made the bold moves had a combined .200 winning percentage in the playoffs. The players they traded away may have many more productive years in the league. It is a safe prediction that the former Suns and former Mavericks will enjoy more productive years hereafter than Shaq and Kidd will.

Is there a lesson here?

Time and again, going after a veteran player with anything but cash has been shown to be mining for fool's gold.

A year from now, Chris Paul will be a free agent. If he can be obtained for cash, maybe the Blazers should make a run at him. But New Orleans is not going to let Paul go that easily: Paul will be re-signed by New Orleans. Once that happens, Paul will be like Shaq and Kidd this season: too pricey. The Hornets' price will be too high to pay.

So forget Paul, forget Deron Williams. The dominant point guard on the NBA champion Trailblazers either will be a transplanted 2 guard named Roy, or he has yet to play his first NBA game.

Poll

Where was the point guard who will lead the Trailblazers to the NBA championship playing during the 2007-08 season?

Portland Trailblazers

22 votes

New Orleans Hornets

11 votes

Toronto Raptors

20 votes

UCLA Bruins

19 votes

Memphis Tigers

15 votes

Someplace else

48 votes

135 votes | Poll has closed

Meija: Blazers won't make it this year

monkeysuncle — Tue, 25 Dec 2007 13:41:18 -0000

The larger premise fails to cover errors on the details.

It is hard to disagree with Tony Mejia's main premise that the Blazers are getting good, but are not strong enough to get into the playoffs this year. http://cbs.sportsline.com/nba/story/10544335

But then he goes on to say that Boston is the NBA team of the week. So far this season, Boston has been the team of the year, but last week, if it did not belong to the Blazers, it did not belong to any other team.

Poll

How many wins will it take to be the eighth seed in the West this season?

47-48

26 votes

55

2 votes

45-46

53 votes

53-54

2 votes

more than 16

19 votes

51-52

4 votes

49-50

8 votes

114 votes | Poll has closed