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      <title>I would like to vomit</title>
      <link>http://www.athleticsnation.com/2008/5/13/508921/i-would-like-to-vomit</link>
      <author>mr.adovnik</author>
      <pubDate>Tue, 13 May 2008 20:56:48 -0000</pubDate>
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&lt;p&gt;Good thing it is on clearance:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://shop.mlb.com/product/index.jsp?productId=2631755&amp;amp;cp=1503844.1840226"&gt;Oakland A's Rally Monkey&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I simply cannot believe that they would offer this ridiculous product for the A's or any self-respecting team for that matter (Don't worry Angels fans, you don't count). I would like to think that the other teams would prefer to let the Angels keep their stupid little toy to themselves.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Perhaps capitalism taught MLB a lesson and nobody bought these pieces of trash. I only hope that I never see one of these creations again.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Ryan A&lt;/p&gt;

  
  


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