To keep in the holiday spirit...a little diddy to my most favorite beastly player.

 Trade him they told me, pa rum pum pum pum 
A reborn Clowe to see, pa rum pum pum pum 
Our finest assists he brings, pa rum pum pum pum 
To lay before Couture, pa rum pum pum pum, 
rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum, 

So to honor Him, pa rum pum pum pum, 
We give him the A. 

Big boy Clowie, pa rum pum pum pum 
I am a poor fan of yours, pa rum pum pum pum 
I have no bonuses to bring, pa rum pum pum pum 
That's fit to give the King of points, pa rum pum pum pum, 
rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum, 

Can I continue to cheer loudly for you, pa rum pum pum pum, 
With my drum? 

Clowie nodded, pa rum pum pum pum 
Couture and Ferrierio kept time, pa rum pum pum pum 
I banged my drum for Him, pa rum pum pum pum 
I cheered my loudest for Him, pa rum pum pum pum, 
rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum, 

Then He smiled at me, pa rum pum pum pum 
Me, my Clowe. 

Hopefully some of you got a chuckle at the expense of my feeble attempt at making a Sharkscarol. :) First and last fanpost probably ha!