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Writer, juris doctor, and baseball fan. Interested in all aspects of the game, but particularly in its social history, business, marketing, and contract and union negotiations. Most importantly: the funny stuff.

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POSTPONED: Cardinals at Twins

Come chat as the Twins take on the Cardinals (or see if the game is rained out) (Edit: The game has been rained out).

Game Thread: Orioles at Twins

Come chat as the Twins take on the Orioles and make them sorry for stealing Johan Santana.

Game Thread: Twins at Marlins

Come chat as the Twins take on the Fightin' Redmonds.

Tuesday Twins Talk

Johan Santana isn't coming back to the Twins, because the Twins can't have nice things.

Game Thread: Blue Jays at Twins (Twins at Orioles)

Two games for the price of one! Come in and chat about it.

Game Thread: Twins at Rays

More Twins baseball! Come chat with your fellow Twinkie Towners as the Twins take on the Rays.

Miguel Sano Memorial Game Thread: Red Sox at Twins

Come pay your respects as the Twins take on the Red Sox.

Miguel Sano Sidelined with Tommy John's Surgery

Remember when we told you Miguel Sano was "sidelined" with elbow soreness? About that...

Game Thread: Twins at Red Sox

Sort-of real baseball! Come remember how to chat about it! It's spring training for Twinkie Town game thread posters too.

Minnesota Twins Announce: Thirsty Thursdays!

The Minnesota Twins quietly announced their new 2014 promotional schedule a few weeks ago, and there are a couple interesting new additions. Let's take a look.

Tuesday Twins Talk

Miguel Sano and his agent are homeless (sorta), home-plate collisions have been banned (sorta), the Twins signed another Australian guy, Jarden Burton feels like an old guy, and more.

P-Flo's Been Slowed

Pedro Florimon is having his appendix removed!

Tuesday Twins Talk

We're so close to baseball! Today we talk about the nicest guy on the team, Justin Morneau's strange new surroundings, the latest state of the Metrodome, plus more.

Tuesday Twins Talk

Look at how much more Twins news I can find in the cold, dark winter than RandBall's Stu.

Tuesday Twins Talk

Some more stuff on Byron Buxton, who Kurt Suzuki isn't trying to be, watch workers blow up the Metrodome, and a minor-leaguer plays a baseball game outside (in Minnesota, last week).

Twins Sign Matt Guerrier to a Minor League Deal

In today's installment of Terry Ryan's quest to get the band back together, the club signs old friend Matt Guerrier to a minor league deal.

Chuck Knoblauch Elected to Twins HOF

Induction ceremony will take place August 23rd at Target Field, and Chuck Knoblauch WILL be there. Don't throw hot dogs at him. Don't boo him either.

Tuesday Twins Talk

We're in that long-slog of nothing-is-happening-in-baseball season, but I did the digging and got some cool (really!) links for you to enjoy.

Tuesday Twins Talk

Paul Molitor is excited about baserunning (duh), how to win a special autograph session with the Twins super two, and getting the band back together is STILL ON!

Tuesday Twins Links

Rumors about the Twins and Johan Santana flare up again, let's talk more about Jack Morris because why the heck not, and boy is it cold outside.

Tuesday Morning Twins

ESPN makes a daring prediction that maybe the Twins can surprise in 2014 (but who knows), a Twins millionaire works as a substitute teacher in the off-season, and the Metrodome died.

Tuesday Twins Links

We've got good news (Byron Buxton), bad news (Joe Mauer doing everything but hit home runs), and other news (the rotation next year is going to be... better).

Tuesday Twins Links

I guess the band isn't getting back together after-all... Plus tidbits on Justin Morneau, Oswaldo Arcia, and the Twins new hurlers.

For Sale: Stuff From the Metrodome (Part 2)

A bunch of that old stuff from the Metrodome already sold, but more items have been posted! Act quickly and you could be a proud owner of a pitching mound from the bullpen! Or padded folding chairs!

Meet: Curby Bucket (This is Not a Joke)

The city of Philadelphia has a recycling mascot, and he happens to be named after a really awesome baseball player...

Buxton, Meyer Make AFL Top 20 List

You don't have to sit down for this one: uber prospect Byron Buxton topped the list of up-and-coming MLB prospects in this year's Arizona Fall League. Alex Meyer is up there too. Take a look.

Tuesday Twins Links

Tons of hot news to report. I mean really hot. There are two more players the Twins can't sign this off-season, plus some looks at current Twins and how good they have or will be. Plus, Joe Mauer used to be Harry Potter. Or something.

For Sale: The Metrodome Baggie (And More)

Did you ever dream of owning a water-source heat pump from the Metrodome? I've got good news!

Other Former-Twins the Twins Could Sign

Twinkie Town takes a look at the lower profile former-Twins the Twins could bring back into the fold. You'll be surprised!

EXCLUSIVE: Interview With the Anti-Santana Guy

We here at Twinkie Town dug deep to find those people who actually don't want the Twins to sign Johan Santana. Surprisingly, we didn't come up completely empty handed.

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