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Writer, juris doctor, and baseball fan. Interested in all aspects of the game, but particularly in its social history, business, marketing, and contract and union negotiations. Most importantly: the funny stuff.

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Game Thread: Twins at Rays


More Twins baseball! Come chat with your fellow Twinkie Towners as the Twins take on the Rays.

Miguel Sano Memorial Game Thread: Red Sox at Twins


Come pay your respects as the Twins take on the Red Sox.

Miguel Sano Sidelined with Tommy John's Surgery


Remember when we told you Miguel Sano was "sidelined" with elbow soreness? About that...

Game Thread: Twins at Red Sox


Sort-of real baseball! Come remember how to chat about it! It's spring training for Twinkie Town game thread posters too.

Minnesota Twins Announce: Thirsty Thursdays!


The Minnesota Twins quietly announced their new 2014 promotional schedule a few weeks ago, and there are a couple interesting new additions. Let's take a look.

Tuesday Twins Talk


Miguel Sano and his agent are homeless (sorta), home-plate collisions have been banned (sorta), the Twins signed another Australian guy, Jarden Burton feels like an old guy, and more.

P-Flo's Been Slowed


Pedro Florimon is having his appendix removed!

Tuesday Twins Talk


We're so close to baseball! Today we talk about the nicest guy on the team, Justin Morneau's strange new surroundings, the latest state of the Metrodome, plus more.

Tuesday Twins Talk


Look at how much more Twins news I can find in the cold, dark winter than RandBall's Stu.

Tuesday Twins Talk


Some more stuff on Byron Buxton, who Kurt Suzuki isn't trying to be, watch workers blow up the Metrodome, and a minor-leaguer plays a baseball game outside (in Minnesota, last week).

Twins Sign Matt Guerrier to a Minor League Deal


In today's installment of Terry Ryan's quest to get the band back together, the club signs old friend Matt Guerrier to a minor league deal.

Chuck Knoblauch Elected to Twins HOF


Induction ceremony will take place August 23rd at Target Field, and Chuck Knoblauch WILL be there. Don't throw hot dogs at him. Don't boo him either.

Tuesday Twins Talk


We're in that long-slog of nothing-is-happening-in-baseball season, but I did the digging and got some cool (really!) links for you to enjoy.

Tuesday Twins Talk


Paul Molitor is excited about baserunning (duh), how to win a special autograph session with the Twins super two, and getting the band back together is STILL ON!

Tuesday Twins Links


Rumors about the Twins and Johan Santana flare up again, let's talk more about Jack Morris because why the heck not, and boy is it cold outside.

Tuesday Morning Twins


ESPN makes a daring prediction that maybe the Twins can surprise in 2014 (but who knows), a Twins millionaire works as a substitute teacher in the off-season, and the Metrodome died.

Tuesday Twins Links


We've got good news (Byron Buxton), bad news (Joe Mauer doing everything but hit home runs), and other news (the rotation next year is going to be... better).

Tuesday Twins Links


I guess the band isn't getting back together after-all... Plus tidbits on Justin Morneau, Oswaldo Arcia, and the Twins new hurlers.

For Sale: Stuff From the Metrodome (Part 2)


A bunch of that old stuff from the Metrodome already sold, but more items have been posted! Act quickly and you could be a proud owner of a pitching mound from the bullpen! Or padded folding chairs!

Meet: Curby Bucket (This is Not a Joke)


The city of Philadelphia has a recycling mascot, and he happens to be named after a really awesome baseball player...

Buxton, Meyer Make AFL Top 20 List


You don't have to sit down for this one: uber prospect Byron Buxton topped the list of up-and-coming MLB prospects in this year's Arizona Fall League. Alex Meyer is up there too. Take a look.

Tuesday Twins Links


Tons of hot news to report. I mean really hot. There are two more players the Twins can't sign this off-season, plus some looks at current Twins and how good they have or will be. Plus, Joe Mauer...

For Sale: The Metrodome Baggie (And More)


Did you ever dream of owning a water-source heat pump from the Metrodome? I've got good news!

Other Former-Twins the Twins Could Sign


Twinkie Town takes a look at the lower profile former-Twins the Twins could bring back into the fold. You'll be surprised!

EXCLUSIVE: Interview With the Anti-Santana Guy


We here at Twinkie Town dug deep to find those people who actually don't want the Twins to sign Johan Santana. Surprisingly, we didn't come up completely empty handed.

Alex Meyer Deals in the Arizona Fall League


He struck out seven batters in fewer than 6 innings! Seven strikeouts! Seven!

Free Agent Rumors


The Boston Red Sox won the World Series one week ago today, opening the door to free agency for the rest of MLB. Here's what the rumor-mill says the Twins have been up to since then.

Tuesday Twins Links


Terry Ryan is getting the band back together! Plus reflections on the 2013 Twins team worth, an interview with Minnesota superstars, and more.

Former Twins 2013 Post-Season Roundup


The Twins may have just missed the playoffs this year, but a handful of former Twins did make it. How did they do? Let's take a look.

Tigers 1, Twins 0: We Aren't Making the Playoffs

Maaaaannnnnnn--screw Torii Hunter! J/K (not really).

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