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Writer, juris doctor, and baseball fan. Interested in all aspects of the game, but particularly in its social history, business, marketing, and contract and union negotiations. Most importantly: the funny stuff.

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Tuesday Twins Talk


Everyone's being really pessimistic about the Twins, except Kurt Suzuki, because everyone just loves Kurt Suzuki.

Game Thread: Marlins at Twins


Kevin Slowey faces his old team as Rickey Nolasco takes on his old team. Come chat about it!

Twins Sign Four-Year Contract with Glen Perkins


New contract ensures "Joe Mauer standing next to Glen Perkins compared to young Joe Mauer standing next to young Glen Perkins" pictures through at least 2017.

Game Thread: Split Squad Games


Two for the price of one! The Twins take on both the Orioles and the Yankees today--AT THE SAME TIME. Come in and chat.

Game Thread: Red Sox at Twins


Come chat as the Twins duke it out with the Red Sox in their quest for the Mayor's Cup.

Miguel Sano Gets a New Elbow


At least, "new" in the sense his ulnar collateral ligament is reattached.

Game Thread: Pirates at Twins


The Pirates arrrrrre here to take on the Twins. Come chat as you listen to, watch, or passively check in on the game!

Game Thread: Twins at Rays


Come chat as the Twins continue their quest for the Chairman's Cup!

Tuesday Twins Talk


It didn't seem possible, but Joe Mauer has reportedly gotten even more boring. Also, Pedro Florimon is still weak from his appendix surgery, Oswaldo Arcia has been sick, etc.

Game Thread: Phillies at Twins


Game thread! Wuick get in.

POSTPONED: Cardinals at Twins


Come chat as the Twins take on the Cardinals (or see if the game is rained out) (Edit: The game has been rained out).

Game Thread: Orioles at Twins


Come chat as the Twins take on the Orioles and make them sorry for stealing Johan Santana.

Game Thread: Twins at Marlins


Come chat as the Twins take on the Fightin' Redmonds.

Tuesday Twins Talk


Johan Santana isn't coming back to the Twins, because the Twins can't have nice things.

Game Thread: Blue Jays at Twins (Twins at Orioles)


Two games for the price of one! Come in and chat about it.

Game Thread: Twins at Rays


More Twins baseball! Come chat with your fellow Twinkie Towners as the Twins take on the Rays.

Miguel Sano Memorial Game Thread: Red Sox at Twins


Come pay your respects as the Twins take on the Red Sox.

Miguel Sano Sidelined with Tommy John's Surgery


Remember when we told you Miguel Sano was "sidelined" with elbow soreness? About that...

Game Thread: Twins at Red Sox


Sort-of real baseball! Come remember how to chat about it! It's spring training for Twinkie Town game thread posters too.

Minnesota Twins Announce: Thirsty Thursdays!


The Minnesota Twins quietly announced their new 2014 promotional schedule a few weeks ago, and there are a couple interesting new additions. Let's take a look.

Tuesday Twins Talk


Miguel Sano and his agent are homeless (sorta), home-plate collisions have been banned (sorta), the Twins signed another Australian guy, Jarden Burton feels like an old guy, and more.

P-Flo's Been Slowed


Pedro Florimon is having his appendix removed!

Tuesday Twins Talk


We're so close to baseball! Today we talk about the nicest guy on the team, Justin Morneau's strange new surroundings, the latest state of the Metrodome, plus more.

Tuesday Twins Talk


Look at how much more Twins news I can find in the cold, dark winter than RandBall's Stu.

Tuesday Twins Talk


Some more stuff on Byron Buxton, who Kurt Suzuki isn't trying to be, watch workers blow up the Metrodome, and a minor-leaguer plays a baseball game outside (in Minnesota, last week).

Twins Sign Matt Guerrier to a Minor League Deal


In today's installment of Terry Ryan's quest to get the band back together, the club signs old friend Matt Guerrier to a minor league deal.

Chuck Knoblauch Elected to Twins HOF


Induction ceremony will take place August 23rd at Target Field, and Chuck Knoblauch WILL be there. Don't throw hot dogs at him. Don't boo him either.

Tuesday Twins Talk


We're in that long-slog of nothing-is-happening-in-baseball season, but I did the digging and got some cool (really!) links for you to enjoy.

Tuesday Twins Talk


Paul Molitor is excited about baserunning (duh), how to win a special autograph session with the Twins super two, and getting the band back together is STILL ON!

Tuesday Twins Links


Rumors about the Twins and Johan Santana flare up again, let's talk more about Jack Morris because why the heck not, and boy is it cold outside.

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