Sorry if this has already been brought up before, I haven't exactly been lurking this site as much as I used to.  Obviously with Zito's impending return to the rotation, we are going to have to give up on one of our current pitchers.  I feel this pitcher should be Jonathan Sanchez.  Obviously Lincecum and Cain are out of the question, and Vogelsong has been Cy Young worthy so far this year.  Bumgarner has a long and bright future with the Giants and he does not have control problems like Sanchez does.  Jonathan is just painful to watch and for some reason he never puts it together; what's his trade value at this point in time?  I feel like we could get a last years Aubrey Huff type bat for him plus one of our low prospects, relievers, or bench players...Do you guys feel this way?

So i decided to pull out the dusty, glitchy, ole MLB 2k9 the other day and i started simulating seasons like crazy.  After many unrealistic free agent signings and trades later, (there was a payroll) i came across a new, revamped San Fransisco Giants! My lineup consists of...

1) Nick Markakis RF

2) Pablo Sandoval 3B

3) Prince Fielder 1B

4) Jay Bruce CF

5) Buster Posey (created player, realistic in my opinion) C

6) John Bowker LF

7) Juan Uribe SS (cheap and he hit 21 dingerz)

8) Brian Bocock 2B (15 dingerz and a .271 avg)

Bench

Nate Scheirholtz

Travis Ishikawa

Cameron Maybin

Rotation

1) Tim LIncecum

2) Madison Bumgarner (created player, not so realistic)

3) Ervin Santana

4) Barry Zito (redid his contract to 4 million a year)

5) One of those made up minor leaguers

Bullpen

Jeremy Affeldt

Boone Logan

4 made up minor leaguers

Regular Season record: 90-72

Remember, I did this while staying in payroll and the easy trade cheat off! If only this could really happen....

I wonder what his kids ask for Christmas? If they wanted Matt Holliday and Jason Bay would Sabean buy em?  Or say they wanted to release Renteria and sign a good Shortstop?  I want to dress up in a disguise and pretend to be his kid and ask for this kind of stuff.  I bet his kids asked for Barry Zito and Aaron Rowand with big, pointless contracts and they secretly knew that they would fail in San Francisco.  Ooh I hate Brian Sabean's kids with a passion now....(I warned you didn't I?)

Your a Dumb one, Mr. GM

You're a dumb one, Sabean.
You really are an ass.
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as charming as an eel.
Mr. GM.


You're a bad banana
With a greasy black peel.


You're a monster, Sabean.
Your heart's an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders,
You've got garlic in your soul.
Mr. GM.


I wouldn't touch you, with a
hundred foot foul pole.


You're a vile one, Sabean.
You have termites in your smile.
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile.
Mr. GM.


Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the seasick crockodile.


You're a foul one, Sabean.
You're a nasty, wasty skunk.
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk.
Mr. GM.


The three words that best describe you,
are, and I quote: "Stink. Stank. Stunk."


You're a rotter, Sabean.
You're the king of sinful sots.
Your heart's a dead tomato splot
With moldy purple spots,
Mr. GM.


Your soul is an apalling dump heap overflowing
with the most disgraceful signings of  free agents imaginable,
You screwed us over for years.


You nauseate me, Sabean.
With a nauseaus super-naus.
You're a crooked jerky jockey
And you drive a crooked horse.
Mr. GM.


You're a three decker saurkraut and toadstool
sandwich
With arsenic sauce.

(I wanted to change more but this is a really good description of him)