Furious Ozzie Guillen's Lineup Card Full Of Expletives

onlythebulls — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 19:40:26 -0000

Furious Ozzie Guillen's Lineup Card Full Of Expletives

CHICAGO—Still fuming after his team blew a late-inning lead in a loss to the Rays Sunday, White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen filled out Tuesday night's lineup card with a series of expletives, insults, and personal attacks on his players. The lineup card, posted in the dugout at approximately 6 p.m., referred to the team as the "Chicago Shit Sox," and read in part, "1. Orlando Fucking Cabrera, 2. Goddamn Motherfucking Neckless Bastard A.J. Shitbag Pierzynski DUMB!!! FUCK!!!, 3. Jermaine Fucking Gonna Dye Fucking Shit 0-For-5 Shitfuck Fuck Fucking Fucknuts Asshole Just Try Me Motherfucker." Guillen also announced that Nick Shitlicker [Swisher] would be starting in centerfield and Jim Thome would be the "designated fuckface." Upon noticing that "Cocksucking Assbag Motherfucking Shitfucking Numbnuts Fuckhole" was penciled into the No. 4 spot, Paul Konerko expressed delight that he was batting cleanup.

'Gainesville Police stop' Noah

onlythebulls — Sun, 25 May 2008 17:18:44 -0000

'Gainesville Police stop' Noah

[From the fanshots. I guarantee Paxson will say something stupid about this. Is this the first time in his tenure one of his players ~~was arrested~~ had a brush with the law (UPDATE: I forgot PeeOn) ? -ed.]

A friend of mine got a voicemail last night from a friend in Gainesville witnessing JoNo being cuffed and taken out of a bar.

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Furious Ozzie Guillen's Lineup Card Full Of Expletives