I tried to get this going once before, but I think now that GLB has more clout, it would be a more viable endeavor.

I still hate the artificial importance MLB tries to force on the All Star game. There is no way an exhibition game based on a popularity contest should determine homefield advantage for the World Series. It is just ridiculous.

Once again, I propose we stack the vote to get the worst players we can on the AL all star team. Now, as was pointed out before, this isn't an easy task. Even if the most deserving player doesn't get in as a starter, the manager will just pick him as a backup. I don't think it matters though. If we can get just one terrible player in the starting lineup, or even close to getting in the starting lineup, maybe we can get the point across. If they can do it with American Idol, we can do it too!

So I say, let's compile a list of candidates, choose one, preferably at a position that doesn't have a clear favorite, and vote the hell out of him. Or if we are really feeling ambitious, make a starting eight and get as many blogs onboard as we can and try to totally stack the team. As a bonus, If miracle of miracles, the Padres make it to the World Series, mayb we can guarantee them homefield advantage!

Post your Twitter profile here so we can all follow each other. Yes, it is kind of creepy, but I don't trust some of you and would like to know where you are at all times. And since Dex and Jbox are too busy schmoozing it up with Channel 4 bigshots, join the Facebook group. And rec this so it stays at the top. Do it now or Wiggins will get you.

Easily enough, my Twitter is Osbug.

I am basing this on a question I saw Dex ask in the OT last night. Basically, I am wondering the same thing. Which is our true bullpen? The one we saw last year dominate, or the one we are seeing this year flounder? I am guessing somewhere in the middle, but I decided to look at some numbers to see if there is a statistical trend somewhere in there.

Notes: 1.I pulled some info from baseballprospectus.com, and I am not going to repost that much info. I will give you the gist of what I see. 2. I am not looking for excuses for our bullpen, they haven't been performing. I am just interested if there is an underlying trend, or this is all a fluke and will normalize at some point.

Heath Bell

Let's start with one of the guys that seems to be doing ok (minus a meltdown in Houston). So far, his Hits/9 are up (way up), his BB/9 and K/9 are both down from last year, and his HR/9 are about the same. His LD% (21.6%) is up a little high, his GB% is way down (33.3% compared to 58.8% last year). Over his career his GB% has been about 50%. His BABIP is sitting at .294, which is pretty average, compared to .258 last season. His BABIP splits are pretty ugly though. Righties: .367, Lefties:.190. Last Year, Righties:.231, Lefties:.288. His home and away aren't much better. It seems to me that he is (either intentionally or not) pitching to contact more than last year, and more of those balls put into play are falling for hits. I would guess we are going to see things regress to the mean a bit, and we will see something between this year and last.

Kevin Cameron

Now to one of the guys that is struggling. So far, his H/9 is actually down a bit, but his K/9 is way down (3.8 vs. 7.4). His walk rate is about the same though. His LD% is very high (26.7%), and his GB% is down (33.3%). his BABIP is up a bit (.333 vs .318). The BABIP splits are similar to last year, but exaggerated a bit. He seems to be having similar problems to Bell. Guys are making more contact than last year, and the balls are falling in for hits at an above average rate. If it is a mechanical problem , a mental problem or just plain luck is way beyond this simple analysis.

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Three weeks into the season, I find myself getting more and more frustrated with the blog production of gaslampball.com. I think now is a good time to take a hard look at their career in a Padres uniform.

Batting Average: Over the last few games we have seen wrong lineups posted, we have seen plain no-shows (due to "techinical difficulties"...aka Outfit Shopping I am sure"), and just plain lack of hustle as evidenced by things such as "Padres are rad, blah blah blah they'll beat the Astros blah blah blah.  [Insert Amazing statistical evidence here]". Please.

Decline: Look at the evidence I just gave you. What's scary is that GLB isn't improving every season...they are actually getting worse with each season. Does the blame lay with the "coaching staff" or GLB itself?

Power: The managements reluctance to bring in some heavy hitting interviews around here is really starting to cost the team. The lack of interviews with guys such as Clay "Ratfink" Hensley, and Claw Meredith I believe has directly lead to our loss of the 18YOGP. There feeble attempts to "reclassify them all as gaslamp ball girl posse" just shows where management stands. They don't even bother to hide the fact that it's just so they don't have to produce more styles of  t shirts. It doesn't change the fact that the GLBGP just isn't showing up to the games.

Petco Park: GLB is awful at home. They do things like insult awesome human individuals like Jayson Werth, kiss PSAs butt for free water (yet no hard hitting interview), and refuse to sign autographs for anyone. Then their groundscrew is busy cleaning up the Open Threads as soon as the game is over.

Curt Schilling?!?! Exactly

Injuries: I hate to even bring it up again...but it's impossible to ignore. GLB has only played in 121 games in each of the last two seasons. Which leaves us with a sdsuaztec4-type player starting the other 40 or so Open Threads. Can they withstand a full season in the majors? Are they capable of giving us 150 games or more?

FrequentGLBers Program What happened to the loyalty program? Where are my GLBbux? Where are the tshirts? Obviously they don't care about the fans. Next they will announce that it will cost $10 to be able to make posts each season.

Lack of Respect Broken Jake bobblehead. Need I say more? And they keep letting that cat show up around here.

Also, what's with the lack of appearances by the Rally Unicorn? Why do they refuse to let the up and coming stars play, yet keep giving at bats to washed up veterans? Maybe we should trade them while we have a chance, before the rest of SB*Nation figures out that they are a bust. We can probably get something of value for them still. If we get a reasonable offer before the trade deadline, are they gone?

First the Chicago War Profiteers steal our jerseys and try to take credit. Now they are trying to take away our Robot Shortstop! That is just too much. Well, beyond the attempted theft, that is actually a pretty good website and worth a read. As much as I find fans refusals to admit Derek Jeter is a below average shortstop when he shows up over and over at the bottom of every defensive study, I am finding it hard to ignore that maybe Khalil isn't as good a shortstop as we think, considering he generally show up in the middle of the pack. Hopefully that run-on sentence got me to 300 characters.

The annual season ticket holder meeting is next Tuesday. I just got a call from Jerry Coleman telling me that Kouz, Adrian and Jake are all scheduled to appear. I am hoping Fukudome will be there too. Didn't we put together a list of questions last year that we would like answered? Maybe we should do that again this year. Any suggestions?

I am in the process of setting it up, but for some reason Cafepress shut down on me and I can't access it. When it is up and running it should be here.

I am setting all the merch at zero profit so you guys get the best deal you can. It isn't viewable to the public right now, but if there is enough interest I will mark them up a bit and use the profits to buy some Jbux.

If you would rather make one yourself just email me and I will send you a high res file: osbug at prisonfork dot com.

We all know that we have a robot playing shortstop, and robots need software. Therefore:

Obviously someone forgot to load the Display_Emotion library, and the Hit_Slider routine needs some work, but otherwise everything seems to be ok. Although there does seem to be some slight incompatibility with the Offense functions and the PETCO_PARK.app...maybe GLB should get their top programmers on that.

I saw some ads on here recently for Out of the Park Baseball, and was wondering if anyone here plays.

I am in a pretty cool promotion/relegation league, and we need some more GMs. There is a good core group of people in the league, and we are looking to expand some more. Even if you haven't played before, the COmmish does a great job with Newbies. Take a look