"This is the internet: you either have soul-stopping power or you’re a pillow-fisted pansy. There is no middle ground." - woomikee
"Goldie-esque in his carpool lane fighter pronunciation is who the asswipe that just gave my car a sideswipe Nick Diaz, Joe." - MDH
"Sonnen once got choked out by his own sweat shirt while trying to put it on." - the-gentle-way
"Knock it off Chael, he's sensitive." - Dana White (actually Corrupted)