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pabloXL

  • joined Mar 08, 2012
  • last login Jul 01, 2014
  • posts 41
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Tits, Ass & MMA..

RIP Scottidog

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  • Boxing Mike Tyson, Lennox Lewis, Floyd Mayweather, Oscar De La Hoya, Paul Spadafora
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Hump Day Whine!

The last slice of Pizza! Oh last slice of pizza, you truly are a stand alone beauty. So many people vying for your attention, you’re one hot commodity. Getting your mitts on the last...

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Hump Day Whine!

Hearing a Dad sneeze! For some reason, when a man becomes a dad, not only does he take on the responsibility of raising children to become decent human beings, but he also acquires a sneeze...

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Hump Day Whine!

Using a broken can opener! Let’s give it up for the broken can opener, making the possible seem impossible for years. Holy shit! Try to open a can of crushed tomatoes with a broken can...

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Hump Day Whine!

Road tripping with a co-pilot who sleeps the whole way! Each seat in the car comes with a set of responsibilities when you're going on a road trip. The driver has the responsibility of...

Behold: The Verrückt!

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Taller than both the Statue of Liberty and Niagara Falls, The Verrückt stands at 17 storeys in height. (Tallest waterslide in the world) Those who dare will reach speeds of up to 65mph. Holy. Shit! Now thats what I call a bowel loosening attraction! Opens June 5th at Kansas City Waterpark. I'm there..

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Hump Day Whine!

Using self checkout at the grocery store! The idea of self-checkout is that its there to save time for people who are waiting in line and only have a few items to pay for. The idea is great,...

Hawt! Sexy Arianny pops booty in heels n bikini. Tubby assistant nearly ruins it

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Apparently there's a car in the clip above..first one to see it is a bundle of sticks

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Hump Day Whine!

Assembling Furniture From Ikea! Forget cutting out the middleman, Ikea went one giant step further and managed to cut out everything but a fucking warehouse. Their business model is an...

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Hump Day Whine!

Work dumps! Thanks, but no thanks. I’ve done this enough times in the past that I know better by now. My dignity and I would rather take a dump in the comfort of our own home. Or if time is...

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Hump Day Whine!

Turning the ignition when the car is already on! If there were one sound that an evil villain could harness to defeat humanity, it would definitely be the sound that your car makes when you...

I hate to see her go, but I love to watch her leave..

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Meisha's booty, er I mean weight, seems to be on point ahead of her bout with Liz 'The California Kid' Carmouche.

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Hump Day Whine!

Waiting at the bar by yourself before your friends show up! It's best to try and avoid this situation by any and all means necessary. Unless you're one of those weirdo bar fly guys that...

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Hump Day Whine!

Trying to do math in your head! Can anybody really do this anymore? Because it kinda feels like a lost art these days. Give me any two single digit numbers, or double digit up to twelve, and...

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Hump Day Whine!

When the doorbell rings and its Jehovah's Witnesses! Holy shit! Unannounced visitors is one thing, but when their sole objective is to convert your religious beliefs while you stand half...

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Hump Day Whine!

Seeing a dog boner! There are very few things in this world that I wish my eyes had never laid sight upon. A dog boner takes first, second, and third place, along with all participation...

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Hump Day Whine!

Making small talk! I don’t know how many more conversations I can have where I have to pretend to be genuinely interested in the weather, before I just start faking sudden onsets of...

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Hump Day Whine!

Explaining to old people how to use technology! Explaining to old people how to use technology could be a nationally funded project. If it was, I'd be spared the frustration that comes from...

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Hump Day Whine!

Talking to someone who always has to one-up you! I don’t have any regular one uppers in my life. Which is done on purpose because every time I meet one of them, acts of violence swarm my...

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Hump Day Whine!

Messing up a handshake! Handshakes aren’t what they used to be. Not too long ago, there was only one handshake you could do, it was cut and dry. Both parties knew going into the handshake...

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Hump Day Whine!

When you're with your girl and a hottie walks by! Your instinctive reaction is, "Aw, snap! Lord Jesus! Mary, mother of Jesus, Jesus of Nazareth!" ..But alas, this is a classic trap and you...

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Hump Day Whine!

Picking a wedgie in public! Unlike picking a wedgie in the privacy of your own home, public wedgie picks require covert tactics to avoid any scrutiny. The society we live in frowns upon...

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Hump Day Whine!

Using the toilet after the last person forgot to flush! I feel like, if I stumbled upon an alien fetus covered in foreign mucus and half cooked scrambled eggs, I still wouldn’t be as shocked...

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MoneyPool Results - UFC on Fox 10: Benson Henderson vs Josh Thomson

Whats up MoneyPoolers! Looks like our boy Psy aka Phase will be out for a while with internet problems. He still managed to get his picks in and score well though, so well done there. Now, I...

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MoneyPool Results - UFC Fight Night 35: Rockhold vs Philippou

Whats up Maniacs! Better late than never, right? Not too sure where Phase is spending his vacation, but it must be damn good. Hes in ladyboy heaven perhaps? Hope all is well with Psy. Anyway, I...

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Hump Day Whine!

Putting on 'relationship pounds' after you start dating someone! Relationship weight gain is the bond that keeps couples together, because no one in the single world wants to date a lard...

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Fornication Friday 2014 - Return of the Beatfest

People of MMAmania Everyday, something remarkable takes place. Maniacs from over 25 different countries converge on this very site. Thank you, for being part of this amazing ride. You...

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Hump Day Whine!

Carrying all your groceries from the car in one trip! The greatest battle never fought is between man and his own laziness.The only reason it'll never happen is because when you break it...

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Hump Day Whine!

Watching a sex scene in a movie while sitting next to your parents! I’m pretty sure this situation alone is where I learned firsthand how awkward a human being can feel just before dying...

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Holiday Taint!

Holiday Taint: The period of time between Christmas and New Year's Day By far the weirdest days in the calendar year. It’s as though the whole world goes into a post-party depression...

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Hump Day Whine!

Potent old man aftershave! Move over hot girl who smells like vanilla, there’s a new stink in town, and it’s suctioned to the old men of the world like leeches on a ballsack. No matter...

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