Bronz

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Joined on Apr 15 2014, 9:39p
Settle down might Icarus
Commented on Final Score: Angels 14, Mets 2—Colon blown out on Apr 13 2014, 8:11p - 1 reply
rub some dirt on it
Commented on Final Score: Angels 14, Mets 2—Colon blown out on Apr 13 2014, 6:56p
That was a barrel of laughs.
Commented on Final Score: Angels 14, Mets 2—Colon blown out on Apr 13 2014, 6:55p
TRAID
Commented on Open Thread: Mets vs. Angels, 4/13/14 on Apr 13 2014, 6:50p
Billy Madison is hilarious
Commented on Open Thread: Mets vs. Angels, 4/13/14 on Apr 13 2014, 6:50p
Adam Sandler hasn't done Comedy in like 15 years
Commented on Open Thread: Mets vs. Angels, 4/13/14 on Apr 13 2014, 6:48p - 2 replies
I want some of that sarsaparilla
Commented on Open Thread: Mets vs. Angels, 4/13/14 on Apr 13 2014, 6:47p
ALRIGHT JACKIE CHAN TIME
Commented on Open Thread: Mets vs. Angels, 4/13/14 on Apr 13 2014, 6:44p
An ugly high
Commented on Open Thread: Mets vs. Angels, 4/13/14 on Apr 13 2014, 6:44p
Man this shit really adds up
Commented on Open Thread: Mets vs. Angels, 4/13/14 on Apr 13 2014, 6:43p
So, uh
Commented on Open Thread: Mets vs. Angels, 4/13/14 on Apr 13 2014, 6:39p - 1 reply
Melville was a badass.
Commented on Open Thread: Mets vs. Angels, 4/13/14 on Apr 13 2014, 6:37p
Pfft
Commented on Open Thread: Mets vs. Angels, 4/13/14 on Apr 13 2014, 6:36p - 1 reply
What a sparkplug
Commented on Open Thread: Mets vs. Angels, 4/13/14 on Apr 13 2014, 6:35p
Gina, huh?
Commented on Open Thread: Mets vs. Angels, 4/13/14 on Apr 13 2014, 6:35p - 1 reply
Despite the outcome, I'm not devastated.
Commented on Open Thread: Mets vs. Angels, 4/13/14 on Apr 13 2014, 6:34p - 1 reply
Right now
Commented on Open Thread: Mets vs. Angels, 4/13/14 on Apr 13 2014, 6:30p - 1 reply
So many bases collected.
Commented on Open Thread: Mets vs. Angels, 4/13/14 on Apr 13 2014, 6:29p
I've got enough character today.
Commented on Open Thread: Mets vs. Angels, 4/13/14 on Apr 13 2014, 6:26p
John Lannan is a fucking dumpster fire.
Commented on Open Thread: Mets vs. Angels, 4/13/14 on Apr 13 2014, 6:26p
Crazy, right?
Commented on Open Thread: Mets vs. Angels, 4/13/14 on Apr 13 2014, 6:25p
Should I start watching a Jackie Chan movie now or hold out til the bitter end?
Commented on Open Thread: Mets vs. Angels, 4/13/14 on Apr 13 2014, 6:24p - 3 replies
It's funny, I think that's a good example.
Commented on Open Thread: Mets vs. Angels, 4/13/14 on Apr 13 2014, 6:23p - 1 reply
Oh, Jersey
Commented on Open Thread: Mets vs. Angels, 4/13/14 on Apr 13 2014, 6:22p
The weekend after I turned 21, I went barhopping
Commented on Open Thread: Mets vs. Angels, 4/13/14 on Apr 13 2014, 6:21p
Yeah, I love it.
Commented on Open Thread: Mets vs. Angels, 4/13/14 on Apr 13 2014, 6:20p
Ha!
Commented on Open Thread: Mets vs. Angels, 4/13/14 on Apr 13 2014, 6:20p
Even worse.
Commented on Open Thread: Mets vs. Angels, 4/13/14 on Apr 13 2014, 6:20p
You would think bouncers would have some rudimentary knowledge.
Commented on Open Thread: Mets vs. Angels, 4/13/14 on Apr 13 2014, 6:19p - 1 reply
Awesome.
Commented on Open Thread: Mets vs. Angels, 4/13/14 on Apr 13 2014, 6:18p
Hahahaha
Commented on Open Thread: Mets vs. Angels, 4/13/14 on Apr 13 2014, 6:17p - 1 reply
It was ridiculous.
Commented on Open Thread: Mets vs. Angels, 4/13/14 on Apr 13 2014, 6:17p - 2 replies
I'm 23 and a bouncer at a bar/venue threatened to take me ID because he thought it was a fake.
Commented on Open Thread: Mets vs. Angels, 4/13/14 on Apr 13 2014, 6:14p - 2 replies
I'm over the big city scene.
Commented on Open Thread: Mets vs. Angels, 4/13/14 on Apr 13 2014, 6:11p
I've gone to a theater to see two movies in the last two years.
Commented on Open Thread: Mets vs. Angels, 4/13/14 on Apr 13 2014, 6:09p - 2 replies
I've probably seen an embarrassingly low number of "must sees"
Commented on Open Thread: Mets vs. Angels, 4/13/14 on Apr 13 2014, 6:06p - 1 reply
That'd be a plus for me.
Commented on Open Thread: Mets vs. Angels, 4/13/14 on Apr 13 2014, 6:05p - 1 reply
I've only read like 250 books, and I was an English major.
Commented on Open Thread: Mets vs. Angels, 4/13/14 on Apr 13 2014, 6:05p
I might move to California one day
Commented on Open Thread: Mets vs. Angels, 4/13/14 on Apr 13 2014, 6:04p
I rate every movie I watch.
Commented on Open Thread: Mets vs. Angels, 4/13/14 on Apr 13 2014, 6:03p - 1 reply
Blowouts do that.
Commented on Open Thread: Mets vs. Angels, 4/13/14 on Apr 13 2014, 6:02p
Man, other continents are fucked up.
Commented on Open Thread: Mets vs. Angels, 4/13/14 on Apr 13 2014, 5:58p
We're nerds
Commented on Open Thread: Mets vs. Angels, 4/13/14 on Apr 13 2014, 5:58p - 1 reply
Once an actor gets tied to a role in the mind
Commented on Open Thread: Mets vs. Angels, 4/13/14 on Apr 13 2014, 5:57p
I skipped Don Jon.
Commented on Open Thread: Mets vs. Angels, 4/13/14 on Apr 13 2014, 5:56p
New ump plays tough guy
Commented on Open Thread: Mets vs. Angels, 4/13/14 on Apr 13 2014, 5:55p
Did Murphy get tossed?
Commented on Open Thread: Mets vs. Angels, 4/13/14 on Apr 13 2014, 5:53p
Yeah, stiff competition.
Commented on Open Thread: Mets vs. Angels, 4/13/14 on Apr 13 2014, 5:51p
EAT SHIT BLUE
Commented on Open Thread: Mets vs. Angels, 4/13/14 on Apr 13 2014, 5:50p
I know how you feel about Nolan. We might be a minority.
Commented on Open Thread: Mets vs. Angels, 4/13/14 on Apr 13 2014, 5:50p - 1 reply
The Academy is a bunch of bullshit anyway.
Commented on Open Thread: Mets vs. Angels, 4/13/14 on Apr 13 2014, 5:43p
Ever see Brick?
Commented on Open Thread: Mets vs. Angels, 4/13/14 on Apr 13 2014, 5:43p - 1 reply
Sometimes I feel like I'm the only person who doesn't like Christopher Nolan.
Commented on Open Thread: Mets vs. Angels, 4/13/14 on Apr 13 2014, 5:37p - 1 reply
All good choices.
Commented on Open Thread: Mets vs. Angels, 4/13/14 on Apr 13 2014, 5:36p - 1 reply
Django Unchained is a Spaghetti Western made by an American that is set in the South.
Commented on Open Thread: Mets vs. Angels, 4/13/14 on Apr 13 2014, 5:30p
Well you said "all time favorites" so I figured that's what I'd get.
Commented on Open Thread: Mets vs. Angels, 4/13/14 on Apr 13 2014, 5:28p - 1 reply
It's a lot of fun as well.
Commented on Open Thread: Mets vs. Angels, 4/13/14 on Apr 13 2014, 5:25p
Assassination is also awesome, totally whiffed on that one.
Commented on Open Thread: Mets vs. Angels, 4/13/14 on Apr 13 2014, 5:24p - 1 reply
That's my thinking as well.
Commented on Open Thread: Mets vs. Angels, 4/13/14 on Apr 13 2014, 5:23p
thrug
Commented on Open Thread: Mets vs. Angels, 4/13/14 on Apr 13 2014, 5:22p
Chris' and Chris's are spoken the same way, but only the former is correct in writing.
Commented on Open Thread: Mets vs. Angels, 4/13/14 on Apr 13 2014, 5:20p - 1 reply
There are a few good ones.
Commented on Open Thread: Mets vs. Angels, 4/13/14 on Apr 13 2014, 5:18p - 1 reply
The fans don't seem so jerky
Commented on Open Thread: Mets vs. Angels, 4/13/14 on Apr 13 2014, 5:16p - 1 reply
I'll probably sub in a shorter speggy western after the game.
Commented on Open Thread: Mets vs. Angels, 4/13/14 on Apr 13 2014, 5:16p - 1 reply
That Nissan commercial makes me not want to buy a Nissan.
Commented on Open Thread: Mets vs. Angels, 4/13/14 on Apr 13 2014, 5:14p - 1 reply
but if you don't throw strikes you can't give up dingers
Commented on Open Thread: Mets vs. Angels, 4/13/14 on Apr 13 2014, 4:47p
Happy birthday, dog
Commented on Open Thread: Mets vs. Angels, 4/13/14 on Apr 13 2014, 4:45p - 1 reply
That's most Sundays for me.
Commented on Open Thread: Mets vs. Angels, 4/13/14 on Apr 13 2014, 4:44p
This is why I look to creative outlets.
Commented on Open Thread: Mets vs. Angels, 4/13/14 on Apr 13 2014, 4:44p
I majored in English as well.
Commented on Open Thread: Mets vs. Angels, 4/13/14 on Apr 13 2014, 4:43p
It's terrible because you realize you aren't working towards anything
Commented on Open Thread: Mets vs. Angels, 4/13/14 on Apr 13 2014, 4:42p
I graduated two years ago, been working since.
Commented on Open Thread: Mets vs. Angels, 4/13/14 on Apr 13 2014, 4:41p
No shit he majored in English.
Commented on Open Thread: Mets vs. Angels, 4/13/14 on Apr 13 2014, 4:39p - 1 reply
There's nothing I "should" be doing, you guys make me feel weird.
Commented on Open Thread: Mets vs. Angels, 4/13/14 on Apr 13 2014, 4:37p - 1 reply
My girlfriend grew up with a Mets household
Commented on Open Thread: Mets vs. Angels, 4/13/14 on Apr 13 2014, 4:36p - 1 reply
Maybe instead of being a stevedore I'll go to ump school
Commented on Open Thread: Mets vs. Angels, 4/13/14 on Apr 13 2014, 4:32p
aw nuts
Commented on Open Thread: Mets vs. Angels, 4/13/14 on Apr 13 2014, 4:27p
blaze it yolo kush ganjafreaxx
Commented on Open Thread: Mets vs. Angels, 4/13/14 on Apr 13 2014, 4:26p
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