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My name is Joe, I'm 17, and I live in Missouri. I have been clean since... oh, wait, wrong... yeah, nevermind.

It would be appropriate after reading that horrible Alcoholics Anonymous-parodying opening sentence and my Spinal Tap-referencing signature to assume that I am somewhat of a class clown on MHR. I have a tendency to hijack posts with van-related hijinks, and I like to make references to absurd early-nineties Saturday Night Live sketches (If Ed Hochuli were a hot dog, would you eat him?) and forgotten 1980's hair metal power ballads (my upcoming pieces: "Livin' on a Prayer: The Kyle Orton Saga," "I've got More Than a Feeling About Knowshon Moreno," "Good Times Really Bad Times: An Investigation of Mike Shanahan's Draft Strategery," and "Jay Cutler, Just Go Home Sweet Home.").

I also used to play football for my high school, but it took too much time away from my ninja training and my heavy metal band Poetic Injustice, in which I play the drums. Currently my skill level is like if John Bonham and Neil Peart had a son somehow, but he was retarded from having two dads and no mom so he couldn't play the drums. The band? Like if you crossed Boston with Anthrax.

In my free time I enjoy replaying my way through The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. My favorite temple fluctuates between the Forest and Spirit Temples. My least favorite is the Water, which once took me seven hours (straight, with three bathroom breaks) to beat. My favorite boss is either Twinrova or Volvagia, and I always hated Bongo Bongo. He's scary.

Also, I win at fantasy football and I am the bane of Zappa's existence. And finally....

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Mile High Report Commented That hurts. Harris is one of the best. on Ryan Clady selected to USA Football/NFLPA 'All-Fundamentals' Team on Mile High Report - 12/08/09 9:06 PM EST

Mile High Report Voted for Earn 1st place wild card spot on Mile High Report - 12/06/09 11:30 PM EST

Mile High Report Voted for ...end with the same regular season record as SD this year. on Mile High Report - 12/04/09 11:13 PM EST

Mile High Report Voted for Jeremy Bates on Mile High Report - 12/02/09 4:51 PM EST

Mile High Report Commented That can't possibly be right. on A little perspective on the Bronco offense: Barring a scoring deluge over the next 5 weeks,... on Mile High Report - 11/30/09 11:36 PM EST (1 reply)

Mile High Report Voted for It's hard to achieve, but they're trying on Mile High Report - 11/29/09 11:50 PM EST

Arrowhead Pride Commented Thanks Arch and Raven! on The Kansas City Chiefs look to extend their winning streak to three games when they visit the San... on Arrowhead Pride - 11/28/09 9:53 PM EST (1 reply)

Mile High Report Commented Totally with you on the Broncos. I think they'll come out and make a statement. on John and Friends Predict....Week 12 in the NFL on Mile High Report - 11/28/09 9:44 PM EST

Mile High Report Commented I like Dexter McCluster on Encouraging signs for the 2010 NFL Draft. on Mile High Report - 11/28/09 9:06 PM EST

Arrowhead Pride Commented Go.... Chiefs? on The Kansas City Chiefs look to extend their winning streak to three games when they visit the San... on Arrowhead Pride - 11/28/09 6:47 PM EST (1 reply)

Mile High Report Commented A note on Spikes: on Second Broncos Mock Draft, with a Projected Trade on Mile High Report - 11/28/09 6:33 PM EST (1 reply)

Mile High Report Commented I don't care about the 12 TD passes, personally. on Second Broncos Mock Draft, with a Projected Trade on Mile High Report - 11/28/09 6:30 PM EST

Mile High Report Voted for 10 on Mile High Report - 11/28/09 12:39 PM EST

Mile High Report Commented I like the players you pick on Second Broncos Mock Draft, with a Projected Trade on Mile High Report - 11/27/09 10:51 PM EST (2 replies)

Mile High Report Commented Polumbus was right back in as well. on Denver Broncos 26 - New York Giants 6 - Post Game Discussion Thread on Mile High Report - 11/26/09 11:38 PM EST (1 reply)

Mile High Report Commented Wasn't here for the open thread festivities.. on Denver Broncos 26 - New York Giants 6 - Post Game Discussion Thread on Mile High Report - 11/26/09 11:37 PM EST (5 replies)

Mile High Report Commented It looked like a stinger to me on Denver Broncos 26 - New York Giants 6 - Post Game Discussion Thread on Mile High Report - 11/26/09 11:36 PM EST

Mile High Report Voted for 10 on Mile High Report - 11/23/09 3:50 PM EST

Mile High Report Voted for Play him. Denver must keep the lead and the tie-break over SD to make the playoffs. on Mile High Report - 11/20/09 4:02 PM EST

Mile High Report Voted for San Diego on Mile High Report - 11/19/09 3:58 PM EST

Mile High Report Voted for I have NO idea on Mile High Report - 11/19/09 3:57 PM EST

Mile High Report Commented I agree with kentucky. on Redskins 27 - Broncos 17 Post Game Discussion on Mile High Report - 11/15/09 4:21 PM EST

Mile High Report Commented Are you happy, Orton haters? on Denver Broncos at Washington Redskins 4th Quarter Open Thread on Mile High Report - 11/15/09 3:59 PM EST

Mile High Report Commented Dude, on the play action the linebackers bought it and he had 2 guys open underneath. on Denver Broncos at Washington Redskins 4th Quarter Open Thread on Mile High Report - 11/15/09 3:53 PM EST

Mile High Report Commented Running game is hot. on Denver Broncos at Washington Redskins 4th Quarter Open Thread on Mile High Report - 11/15/09 3:34 PM EST

Mile High Report Commented That's what I never understood. on Denver Broncos at Washington Redskins 4th Quarter Open Thread on Mile High Report - 11/15/09 3:31 PM EST

Mile High Report Commented BUT HEY!! HE CAN THROW THE BALL 70 YARDS!!! on Denver Broncos at Washington Redskins 4th Quarter Open Thread on Mile High Report - 11/15/09 3:30 PM EST

Mile High Report Commented See how much we miss Orton now, haters? on Denver Broncos at Washington Redskins 4th Quarter Open Thread on Mile High Report - 11/15/09 3:30 PM EST

Mile High Report Commented It's almost like Dan Dierdorf wants him to get hurt. on Denver Broncos at Washington Redskins 3rd Quarter Open Thread on Mile High Report - 11/15/09 2:39 PM EST

Mile High Report Commented Am I the only one that thinks that we have nothing to worry about with Orton? on Denver Broncos at Washington Redskins 3rd Quarter Open Thread on Mile High Report - 11/15/09 2:39 PM EST (3 replies)

Mile High Report Commented We need to fix the special teams. on Denver Broncos at Washington Redskins 3rd Quarter Open Thread on Mile High Report - 11/15/09 2:32 PM EST (1 reply)

Mile High Report Commented I love that drive at the end of the half. on Denver Broncos at Washington Redskins 3rd Quarter Open Thread on Mile High Report - 11/15/09 2:31 PM EST

Mile High Report Commented MY THIRD GRADE COUSIN COULD HAVE THROWN THAT PASS! on Denver Broncos at Washington Redskins 1st Quarter Open Thread on Mile High Report - 11/15/09 1:31 PM EST (3 replies)

Mile High Report Commented WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO on Denver Broncos at Washington Redskins 1st Quarter Open Thread on Mile High Report - 11/15/09 1:31 PM EST

Mile High Report Commented >_< on Denver Broncos at Washington Redskins 1st Quarter Open Thread on Mile High Report - 11/15/09 1:30 PM EST (1 reply)

Mile High Report Commented WTH. on Denver Broncos at Washington Redskins 1st Quarter Open Thread on Mile High Report - 11/15/09 1:25 PM EST

Mile High Report Commented How about another TD?? on Denver Broncos at Washington Redskins 1st Quarter Open Thread on Mile High Report - 11/15/09 1:20 PM EST

Mile High Report Commented Yay! Ball on the 40! on Denver Broncos at Washington Redskins 1st Quarter Open Thread on Mile High Report - 11/15/09 1:20 PM EST

Mile High Report Commented MUKATSUKU!!!! on Denver Broncos at Washington Redskins 1st Quarter Open Thread on Mile High Report - 11/15/09 1:19 PM EST

Mile High Report Commented Are we missing McBean that much? on Denver Broncos at Washington Redskins 1st Quarter Open Thread on Mile High Report - 11/15/09 1:18 PM EST (1 reply)

Mile High Report Commented Well, that was shitty. on Denver Broncos at Washington Redskins 1st Quarter Open Thread on Mile High Report - 11/15/09 1:17 PM EST

Mile High Report Commented Meh. He only threw it 50 yards. on Denver Broncos at Washington Redskins 1st Quarter Open Thread on Mile High Report - 11/15/09 1:07 PM EST (6 replies)

Mile High Report Commented BOOM! on Denver Broncos at Washington Redskins 1st Quarter Open Thread on Mile High Report - 11/15/09 1:06 PM EST (1 reply)

Mile High Report Commented I think Knowshon will have a big receiving game today to help set himself on the right track. on Denver Broncos at Washington Redskins 1st Quarter Open Thread on Mile High Report - 11/15/09 1:01 PM EST

Mile High Report Commented TAAAAKE IIIIITT!!!! on Denver Broncos at Washington Redskins 1st Quarter Open Thread on Mile High Report - 11/15/09 1:01 PM EST

Mile High Report Commented "Eddie Royal is a very talented return man." on Denver Broncos at Washington Redskins 1st Quarter Open Thread on Mile High Report - 11/15/09 12:56 PM EST (1 reply)

Mile High Report Commented password is listed on the site on Denver Broncos at Washington Redskins 1st Quarter Open Thread on Mile High Report - 11/15/09 12:55 PM EST (1 reply)

Mile High Report Voted for Broncos dominate in all facets (including the scoreboard) on Mile High Report - 11/15/09 12:52 PM EST

Mile High Report Voted for Dallas on Mile High Report - 11/14/09 6:10 PM EST

Mile High Report Commented IT might be that you get fined in proportion to your salary on Cutler fined $20,000 for abusive conduct toward official on Mile High Report - 11/14/09 6:09 PM EST (1 reply)

Mile High Report Voted for Playoffs. on Mile High Report - 11/13/09 4:02 PM EST

Mile High Report Voted for 12 or more on Mile High Report - 11/10/09 3:48 PM EST

Mile High Report Commented Just a quick question on Horse Tracks 11/9/09 - Chargers cut Broncos' AFC West lead to 1.5 games; Denver hosts Pittsburgh... on Mile High Report - 11/09/09 11:17 AM EST (1 reply)

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