Commuter Dreams http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CI7T2iuGjjc check it out on YouTube!

A Portland bike commuter and dedicated Tour De France fan gets up early to watch the Tour de France live, but as the stage ends he realizes he is going to be late to work. His exciting "race" to work is narrated by Tour de France TV commentators Phil Liggett and Paul Sherwin.

75 words is more than I thought it would be.