So it is overtime in a game I didn't care about but am totally excited about now, GO NC!  This can also be a thread for our newest member Nebraska, GO HUSKERS. 

Believe deep down in your heart that you're destined to do great things.
Joe Paterno

Dam you 75 words as I type this thing I just hope this is enough.  Go Tennessee, lets see how many stupid penalties we can commit.

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PSU has taken care of their part of the deal, now Purdue/NW/Indiana/MSU have to step up and seal the deal.  Or lose, after 10 in a row what difference does it really make?  And now for your entertainment, autotune the news with NC national championship. 

Current score Purdue 64- Wake Forest 49

maryland 50-indiana 51

Northwestern something- the team they are playing something larger than northwesterns (I don't get espnu)

via blog.pennlive.com

Turn those frowns upside down, we have a reputation of hate and workingman photoshop skills to upkeep.  Indiana is up next and all I can think of is the movie hoosiers, the fact that the state looks just like PA rotated 90 degrees counter clockwise, and of course crying corso.

And this is their coach according to google images:

I know Pentimental et al can come up with some other good images to work from.

It would appear the football team has taken a cue from the basketball team.  Nothing promotes the appearance of a having good team like pounding the crap out of some inferior opponents, oh well.   This is the finalized version, no ACC opponent for you!

2009 Penn State Football Schedule

Sept. 5 AKRON

Sept. 12 SYRACUSE

Sept. 19 TEMPLE

Sept. 26 IOWA (1)

Oct. 3 at Illinois

Oct. 10 EASTERN ILLINOIS

Oct. 17 MINNESOTA (2)

Oct. 24 at Michigan

Oct. 31 at Northwestern

Nov. 7 OHIO STATE

Nov. 14 INDIANA

Nov. 21 at Michigan State

(1) All-University/Varsity "S" Day

(2) Homecoming

VIA GOPSUSPORTS

Location: secluded Office near Kinnick stadium, Iowa City

Time: Now

Knock at door

Come in.

Ferentz, I want to have a word with you, as you can see I brought my son and secretary with me.  We have come about the behavior of some of your fans and the website mob.

Hello

Dad, I just saw a giant eagle walking down the hall.

Ferentz, what are you doing on that god blang computer thing, is that pictures of that Illinois linebacker Lehman you have there.

Uh, well yeah, it seems some of our fans think he is great, so I was looking into recruiting him to spice up, I mean help our offense.

Well you are dumber than I thought, but that is not why I am here.  I have heard that some of your fans have made fun of me, my good friend and fly fisherman Joe Tiller, and even my own son.  But what really kills me are the pink lockers.

Um, well I can check into some of that, we here in Iowa...

Holy dog shit. Iowa? Only steers and queers come from Iowa. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down.   Now stand up because I am going to show you how I take care of kids like you back in PA.

Joe stands up

Ferentz stands up

Whoops!

Yao!

My eyes!

Holy Jesus! What is that? WHAT IS THAT, FERENTZ?   Why are your pants down around your ankles while you are sitting at your desk looking at pictures of J Lehman.

I, um, well...

That's it, Nancy call whoever we were supposed to play this weekend and cancel the game because I am bringing the team over here to teach this pansy and his team a lesson. 

Sir, we are already scheduled to play Iowa this weekend.

Excellent, come on Jay let's get out of here.  Let's give them a preview of things to come:  WE ARE!

OBAMA!

For the love of all things holy, it is Penn State, let's try again:  WE ARE!

PENN STATE!

WE ARE!

Dad, there goes that eagle again!

Oh christ, I am bringing McQueary next time.