Hedo Turkoglu, summer league, Jerryd's a two.
Passed on Blair, Dre's hair, Roy's summer in an EZ chair.

Pendergraph hip snap, toxic offer Millsap.
Outlaw southpaw, Lucas wins his cancer brawl.

Bayless in ohio? Greg cracks a smile.
Nic's shoulder, Rudy's spine, Juwan's older, Martell's fine.

Crowd chants pay LA, together Roy and Dre can't play.
Missing pre-season games, ticket prices will be raised.

What else do I have to say?

We didn't start the fire
It's always been blazing
since the team has been raising

Dre calls AWoj Nate has to play serge.
Bench depth, minutes crunch, more guards than the Brady bunch.

No sideline for away games, Jerryd's jumper looks the same.
Games stream online, Walton's glad to see a pine.

More touches for G.O. BE changes a logo.
Trout breaks his left fin, Allen has non-hodgkin.

Three game losing streak, Oden's knee looks bleak.
Patella snapped backwards bending. Tell me is this season ending?

We didn't start the fire
It's always been blazing
since the team has been raising

BE night happy kids. Dave's a saint and those that give.
Shot clock too fast, Dontonio wingcast.

Shavlik yes, Tolliver no, Patty off to Idaho.
Pryzbilla down, tore his knee. Come on are you kidding me?

Blake coughing in ICU, Dre scoring 52.
Roy's hammy out in Philly, Greg's picture of his willy.

Nate and Dre have their say, turn around and beat LA
CP3 leaps off the the floor. I can't take it anymore!!!

We didn't start the fire
It's always been blazing
since the team has been raising

Obi Juwan gets the start, Dante plays with heart.
Jazz loss, Jazz loss, three time all star.

Rudy plans to fade away, Travis Diener here to stay.
Roy's hammy is a plague, Marcus Camby comes in trade.

Blocked shot, tip out, Batum starts no doubt.
Pryzbilla down again, Vulcans fire Tom Penn.

Could they be playoff bound? KP is lost, fifty wins found.
Beat LA, Brandon's down, please lift the curse on stump town.

We didn't start the fire
It's always been blazing
since the team has been raising