THE BERRY BEST

Monte Kiffin has just one request: he'd like to keep coaching Eric Berry, even though he admits such a dream isn't too likely.

"No, I just talk to him sometimes and say, 'Gosh, Eric, just think -- next year we do that same blitz.' And he'll say, 'Yeah, I remember that one, coach, let's run that.' Boy, wouldn't that be fun," Kiffin said. "But that's about as far as it goes. We move onto the next conversation."

Does Berry answer Kiffin's pleas for utilizing the same blitzes in the 2010 season?

"I wouldn't expect him to. I'm just joking around. He's a great guy, and I wish this guy could stay three more years," he said. "When that time comes, whatever happens, happens. We're just worried about the next game. I heard on the radio about him running through the 'T' and I don't know what's going to happen with that. I just know that Eric Berry, he is the best. I'm not just saying that. He's the best. What a team guy. I love the guy."

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"Can you believe that somebody out there, and there's been a couple but I'm not going to say who, has said that they think Monte Kiffin is going to retire so you may not want to go there and play for him because he probably won't be there? Well, I want to tell you this right now: I ain't retiring, OK," said Monte Kiffin, who gained widespread acclaim in the NFL for his "Tampa 2" defense. "And I'm not going back to the NFL. I didn't coach 25 years in the NFL to come to Tennessee to get experience to go back to the NFL. And I'm not here because my grandkids. They may be a little bit the reason, but I'll tell you what right now: I'm going to stay right here.

"I love it here, and I'm going to coach here as long as I can coach."

SAY WHAT?

Kiffin has been known to say almost anything at any point and Tuesday at his press conference when he dropped this notion about starting quarterback Jonathan Crompton, more than a few heads turned.

"He was so accurate," Kiffin said of Crompton's career-best day against Georgia. "There were two things, one is accuracy, which I talked about the week before when he had not played as well (against Auburn). When your passing game is struggling, if you go into a game and your quarterback isn't accurate at times and you drop the ball six times like we had against Auburn, you're not going to do well.

"Then we go into the next week, we catch the ball and we're accurate. You put them both together, that's what happens. The quarterback ends up being the national offensive player of the week.

"We need to continue to build on that and we need to continue to make plays for him. He was phenomenal on the run (against Georgia). I think scouts are going to come in, and watching that game alone, I think are going to give him a first-round grade. It's almost impossible to find something that he did wrong in those 27 throws that he had."

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"This offseason the commissioner made a big deal of renewing vows in terms of what we say about other teams and other players" Kiffin said. "Obviously Urban feels he doesn't need to follow that. We won't say anything else."

Kiffin did, however, take a subtle jab at Meyer later in the press gathering.

When asked if the Vols were worried about a flu bug after Meyer's postgame revelation that several Florida players were sick, Kiffin said, "We'll wait and see, and after we're not excited about our performance we'll tell you that everybody was sick."

"Nobody gave us a chance," said splendid Tennessee safety Eric Berry. "We were supposed to lose by 50.

"Tennessee is here for real. That wasn't just gibberish that Coach Kiffin was saying."

It was Kiffin's penchant for gibberish that turned this game into a national curiosity. And if you ask the league leader in revisionist history, that was part of the master plan.

"I think it worked perfect," Kiffin said. "It took all the attention off our players. Allowed them to play free. You don't want pressure on your players. Put it on me."

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Sam Greenwood/Getty ImagesJonathan Crompton struggled getting the Vols' offense going.

Time to put something else on Kiffin now. A new measure of respect. He and his stellar staff can do more than just recruit; they had their team ready for this enormous challenge.

"They played a lot better than they played on film," Florida cornerback Joe Haden said.

I've seen this act before, and a quarterback that wore the No. 7 was the maestro.

The Swamp was a 100-yard long patch of grass to Casey Clausen. There was no intimidation factor or respect for Gator-Chomping-We-Are-The-Boys-From-Florida tradition.

All that was a big joke for the Vols' California Kid, who embraced his "Ice Man" nickname to the extent of spiking his hair like Val Kilmer.

Clausen's big-time mentality turned off a lot of folks in Knoxville at the time - but it was exactly what enabled him to lead his teammates to two wins at Florida in The Swamp. No other SEC quarterback had accomplished that feat since an LSU signal-caller in the late 1980s - pre Steve Spurrier.

True story: The night before Clausen's first start in The Swamp, in 2001, Phillip Fulmer was fidgeting nervously in an elevator at the team hotel.

Vicki Fulmer rubbed the head coach's back, trying to calm his nerves.

Clausen, in the back of the elevator, simply said to Fulmer: "Don't worry about it coach, I got this one covered.''

Anyone who has played or coached at a championship level knows that winning starts with confidence and a vision.

Even Kiffin’s sister has some funny stories about her brother. Whenever Lane contacts Heidi by phone, the caller ID reads, "L.P."

"Lane the Pain," she said, giggling.

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