It's almost 1:00AM, and I've finally stopped laughing at USC long enough to consider that Tennessee will need to find itself a new head coach. The Vols wanted to make a splash with the Kiffin hire, so they'll need someone who'll once again make headlines. But maybe this time they should find somone with SEC experience, too - and on the defensive side of the ball. I've got it! It may be a stretch, but I think they can do it.

CHARLIE STRONG TO TENNESSEE!

Sure, he's only been at Louisville a few weeks, but Tennessee's a much bigger program. They can get him down to Knoxville. Of course, that leaves an opening at Louisville. You know, Louisville hasn't really been the same since Petrino left, and Bobby's about due for another change of addresss.

BOBBY PETRINO BACK TO LOUISVILLE!

But what to do now about Arkansas? Hey, Houston Nutt's name comes up for jobs like this all the time - Kansas this year, Auburn last year. You know what Houston Dale? The people of Fayetteville promise to be slightly less bizarre towards you this time if you can promise a little of the same. Not possible, you say? Ah, who cares.

HOUSTON NUTT BACK TO ARKANSAS!

This brings us to Ole Miss. We've grown accustomed to a certain insane lifestyle after five years of Orgeron and Nutt, so we're going to need to jump the insanity shark with this hire. Luckily, the right man for the job is waiting by the phone ...

MIKE LEACH TO OLE MISS!

I predict all these things shall come to pass. And probably before Georgia's found a Defensive Coordinator.

I'm predicting your prediction before you post it. Last year, a hot Ole Miss team beat a shaky LSU team in an upset that wasn't really an upset because everyone saw it coming. This year, Ole Miss is about to be on the receiving end of that phenomenon. Ole Miss was in the Top 5 just a few weeks ago, whether they ever deserved it or not. That means that despite all the evidence that would suggest otherwise the Rebels will probably be favored to beat the Hogs in Oxford. (The Rebels are ranked higher, if you count getting more "Others Receiving Votes" votes as being ranked higher.) But we've all been watching the SEC and we all know better. So no, it's not an upset if everyone sees it coming, and you'd have to have been paying no attention all season not to see an Arkansas win coming from a mile away.