rickpo
Apr 02, 2008 Nov 17, 2009 2 325
Wine and women is all I crave. A big-legged woman is going to carry me to my grave.
Oh, and I crave beer, too. And I'm really not all that big on wine, when you get right down to it. But I do indeed crave women. So I guess I should have said, "Beer and women is all I crave." But that would be inaccurate too, because I also crave salty snacks sometimes, and pizza.
I have also become an expert in the placement of commas within sentences, and I know what the pluperfect tense is for. I know how to diagram sentences ... God, what has become of my life? When did things change? How did I become the man that I am? Who is this woman I am married to? She looks familiar, and I know her name ... but who is she, really? We used to be so close, and we shared so many good times together, when we were both young. It's almost like she has become translucent, a fellow human being, but one whom I can only envision in vague outlines. There were times when we would talk about these kinds of things - the things that tortured our souls - but no more. Now, I am alone, set adrift by myself into a world of meaningless, devouring despair.
Also, for some reason, people always avoid me at parties.
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Voted for 10 < x < 15 runs per 150 games on Lookout Landing - 11/13/09 8:04 PM EST
Commented He legally changed his name to CC. on 2009 SBN AL Cy Young Voting Results on Lookout Landing - 11/11/09 11:42 PM EST
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Commented It's too early to end baseball for 2009 on 11/4: Open World Series Game 6 Thread on Lookout Landing - 11/04/09 11:35 PM EST
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Commented Well, there goes Satan rejoicing. on 11/4: Open World Series Game 6 Thread on Lookout Landing - 11/04/09 9:58 PM EST
Commented To answer my own question... on 11/4: Open World Series Game 6 Thread on Lookout Landing - 11/04/09 9:53 PM EST
Commented So what's the official rule on the strike zone? on 11/4: Open World Series Game 6 Thread on Lookout Landing - 11/04/09 9:27 PM EST
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Commented Is there a different one than the one with the fuzzy strike zone outline? on 11/4: Open World Series Game 6 Thread on Lookout Landing - 11/04/09 9:15 PM EST
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Commented According to Gameday, it might have caught the corner. on 11/4: Open World Series Game 6 Thread on Lookout Landing - 11/04/09 9:09 PM EST
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Commented I guess ... it was really close. on 11/4: Open World Series Game 6 Thread on Lookout Landing - 11/04/09 9:05 PM EST
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Commented I think McCarver is hitting about .091 on his predictions so far. on 11/4: Open World Series Game 6 Thread on Lookout Landing - 11/04/09 8:59 PM EST
Commented Not me. on Our Defense (Was) A Good Defense on Lookout Landing - 10/30/09 7:33 PM EDT
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Commented Hmmm.... the middle of the line-up has 2 of the 4 hits against him. on 10/28: Open World Series Game 1 Thread on Lookout Landing - 10/28/09 10:19 PM EDT
Commented Left fielders are not responsible for balls hit down the right field line. on 10/28: Open World Series Game 1 Thread on Lookout Landing - 10/28/09 10:03 PM EDT
Commented Yankee-killer Utley! on 10/28: Open World Series Game 1 Thread on Lookout Landing - 10/28/09 9:46 PM EDT
Commented DP, you morons. on 10/28: Open World Series Game 1 Thread on Lookout Landing - 10/28/09 9:35 PM EDT
Commented Cliff Lee is the anti-Batista. on 10/28: Open World Series Game 1 Thread on Lookout Landing - 10/28/09 9:31 PM EDT
Commented I need one of these depressed Pristiq wind-up dolls. on 10/28: Open World Series Game 1 Thread on Lookout Landing - 10/28/09 9:12 PM EDT
Commented Just think how good he'll be when he's 39. on 10/28: Open World Series Game 1 Thread on Lookout Landing - 10/28/09 9:10 PM EDT
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Commented Yeah ambivalence! on 10/28: Open World Series Game 1 Thread on Lookout Landing - 10/28/09 9:05 PM EDT
Commented UUUUUUUTLEY! on 10/28: Open World Series Game 1 Thread on Lookout Landing - 10/28/09 8:51 PM EDT
Commented Maybe I should be paying closer attention to these guys. on 10/28: Open World Series Game 1 Thread on Lookout Landing - 10/28/09 8:28 PM EDT
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Commented Over-under on how long until someone mentions that maybe Sabathia has had too much rest? on 10/28: Open World Series Game 1 Thread on Lookout Landing - 10/28/09 8:25 PM EDT
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Commented Other than A-Rod's mom, you're the only person on Earth rooting for the Yankees. on 10/28: Open World Series Game 1 Thread on Lookout Landing - 10/28/09 8:18 PM EDT
Commented The Phillies are hitting .000 with RISP in the World Series. on 10/28: Open World Series Game 1 Thread on Lookout Landing - 10/28/09 8:16 PM EDT
Voted for below his season rates on Lookout Landing - 10/24/09 7:38 PM EDT
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