rickytornado
Jul 23, 2010 Nov 17, 2010 5 69
Voted Sexiest Man Alive 2001 and 2004 by my mirror. My biography is unknown. No funeral for me.
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The price to pay for #88?
by rickytornado on Jul 20, 2010 1:49 PM EDT
on Cowboys Ride For Free
How much for my "scorched earth" running style?
As the Dallas Cowboys open contract talks with Dez Bryant, let's play make-believe and determine what the going rate on a college dropout trying to get a job in Dallas, TX will be. We're taking into account that Dez will not participate in another Crabtree/Parker charade...of course.
Dolla Dolla bill, ya'll:
[polldaddy poll=3497745]
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James Anderson: There's No Basement at the Alamo.
by rickytornado on Jun 25, 2010 11:44 AM EDT
on Cowboys Ride For Free
Welcome to San Antone BGJ!
Buenas Dias, Mr. Anderson. A most hearty bienvenidos from the most Fiesta'nst city in Tejas. Greetings from the Riverwalk! Wasted Optimism is getting reports that James Anderson is the #20 pick in the NBA (basketball) draft headed for the San Antonio Spurs. We're calling it official -- Must cite Wasted Optimism as source.
In celebration (fiesta) of the impending arrival of Mr. Big Game James, WastedOptimism has taken a second job in preparing a bountiful welcome basket full of e-tourism advice and commentary. As the unofficial official spokeswebsite of San Antonio, we want to extend Mr. Anderson a smooth transition from the rural confines of Stillwater, OK. Things are a bit different down here, ya'll.
Who Gets the Family Bible?
by rickytornado on Jun 10, 2010 11:45 AM EDT
on Cowboys Ride For Free
We're calling it official. Tom Osborne and his NU Cornhuskers will click "attend" on the Big Ten's Evite this Friday.
Nebraska says "Attending"
I've got a bag full of mixed emotions right now. I guess I'd say it's like being 24 years old and your parents decide to get a divorce. Fond memories and nostaligia of the passive-aggressive "happy home" you thought you had as a child cloud your head. Then again, what do you care? You're living on credit cards and leased Rovers about to visit ASU on gameday and slay some quality Sun Devil quiff. Please indulge my therapy here...
Tom Osborne got a letter!!!
by rickytornado on Jun 3, 2010 12:20 PM EDT
on Cowboys Ride For Free
What's this email in my inbox?!?!
Dear TOM OSBORNE Sir.
REQUEST FOR URGENT BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP
First, I must solicit your strictest confidence in this transaction. This is by virtue of its nature as being utterly confidential and "Top Secret". You have been recommended by an associate who assured me in confidence of your ability and reliability to prosecute a pending business transaction of great magnitude, requiring maximum confidence.
Stupposedlee, a picture is worth a thousand words... Here's
something like 7,000...
by rickytornado on May 6, 2010 11:22 AM EDT
on Cowboys Ride For Free
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