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Freddy's Letters: Wade Smith Has Been Bad

And he should FEEL bad.

The Meaning of Ed Reed

HOPE! Or something like that.

Freddy's Letters: Previewing Chargers v. Texans

What does Freddy foresee as the Texans get ready to begin their season in San Diego tonight?

Glengarry Derek Newton

Coffee and starting positions on playoff teams are for closers. Is that you, Derek Newton?

Topic For Concern: Matt Schaub's Limitations

How worried are you about Matt Schaub?

Gary Kubiak Loves Kevin Walter

The NFL's version of "Joanie Loves Chachi."

Joe Marciano And The Game Ball Of Doom

A choose your own adventure mini-segment!

Glover Quin and "The Core"

Or: why this move actually makes me question Rick Smith when all of 2011's defections did not.

The Guide To Sending Arian Out Wide

It's a thing that sometimes worked! Just not on third-and-short in 2012.

Third-Down Draws: How Often Did They Work?

They didn't! Ha-Ha! Gary Kubiak didn't care anyway!

Looking Back At The 2011 Shadow Draft

Let's indulge in some bumblebragging from Rivers as we revisit the 2011 NFL Draft.

Looking Back At The 2012 Shadow Draft

Let's all indulge some humblebragging from Rivers.

Battle Red Radio: 8 p.m. CT!

Be there, or be fashionably late. Bring booze.

Battle Red Radio: 8 P.M. CT

Food, fun, and fashion, the Patriots' mall has it all. And a football team to boot. Check out Battle Red Radio tonight at 8 p.m. CST.

Battle Red Radio: 8 P.M. CT

Look at this picture of Quintin Demps! It's proof that at some point this season, he's been in front of somebody!

Battle Red Radio: 8 P.M. CST Tonight!

You're sick of your family anyway, right? Let's get back to football and ignore those suckers.

Texans-Vikings Game Watching

See what other Texans fans have planned for this weekend's festivities.

Battle Red Bag, Vol. 23


Battle Red Radio: 8 P.M. CT!

Can anyone on the Texans stop Adrian Peterson? Does it matter if Christian Ponder can't complete a pass longer than 10 yards?

Texans Reality Check, Plus A Request For Questions

There aren't enough places to get your question answered on this website, so choose this one!

Battle Red Radio: 8 p.m. CT

Oh yes, we will talk about this. Things will be burned.

Battle Red Bag, Vol. 22

Subjectively decide between Jennifer Lawrence and Kat Dennings. These are our readers.

Battle Red Radio: 8 p.m. CST!

We await your presence in our glorious weekly radio show. No really, we do. Why are you walking away from us?

Battle Red Radio: 8 p.m. CT!

Crazy overtime game number two: acoustic boogaloo.

Battle Red Radio: 8 p.m. CT!


Submit Questions To The Battle Red Bag!

Elmo knows where you live.

Battle Red Radio: 7 p.m. CST!

Be there or be social! Wait, that's not even a threat. Crap.

Battle Red Bag, Volume 21

Pooping pterodactyls. What else needs to be said?

Battle Red Radio: 7 p.m. CT!

The Bills ... well, they sure do have better jerseys than they have had recently. There is that. Battle Red Radio is back.

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