Don't know if anybody has seen this. Barstoolsports.com is a pretty amusing and entertaining Boston-based sports blog-publication thing.

But with the increased success of Boston-based teams, they've become insufferable jerks.

This right here made my blood boil.

They're self-pitying, misery-wallowing buffoons who think going 100 years without a championship is some kind of a badge of honor.

It's just ridiculous.

Why it sucks to be a Cubs fan

I would shred it apart right here, but there's not enough space. We going to take this?

Boston = new New York.

I know people are getting tired of thinking about it, but I'm curious as to what everybody thinks the lineup should be on Opening Day, particularly the top.

Personally, I'm not sure. I know it won't happen, but here's how I would do it. Feel free to criticize.

2B E. Patterson

1B D. Lee

LF A. Soriano

3B A. Ramirez

C G. Soto

RF K. Fukudome

CF F. Pie

SS R. Cedeno

P C. Zambano

Note: I know the Patterson-Cedeno middle of the IF won't happen, but I just don't like the DeRosa-Theriot DP combo. I really don't.