Where we continue to feverishly discuss the menu at Scrappy's, what kind of car BrianL should buy, what sandwiches are our favorites and Thingray's unusual metabolism. Surprisingly there has been very little "Oh God it's hot" talk.

So far we know we want shuffleboard, a pool table and beer pong. The beer menu is extensive (as you'd expect), and the sandwiches are out of this world. Oh Scrappy's, when will you become real? When? We're waiting....

Back in the summer of 2008 there was a dream around here. A dream to open a bar called Scrappy's. I sort of miss Scrappy's, especially on a hot day like today. It was supposed to be somewhere on the Oregon coast, you see. Somewhere nice and cool and lovely.

I've been thinking about Scrappy's, and its menu. And that got me thinking about sandwiches. 

Is there a more perfect food than a sandwich? You don't need a plate, you can put almost anything you want on it, it's portable, it can be hot or cold. They require no skill level. Anyone can make one. What kind of sandwiches would be on Scrappy's menu? 

I'm short on time but we need a new one. Here, folks, are some suggested topics.

In your humble opinion, what was the worst cover song ever recorded? How about Celine Dion doing "You Shook Me All Night Long"?

What is your favorite Roller Derby name? Mine is Betty Ford Galaxy.

I used this one last time and enjoyed it.... what did the last text message you sent or received say?

Who is your favorite local band?

The first Spring Training game, M's vs Padres, is on the radio today at 12:05. Will Dave be in the broadcasting booth? If so - I'm all over that action, my friends. I suppose I'm all over that action regardless - I've missed baseball. KIRO 710.

Suggested Topics:

What would you name your backing band? I'd name mine The Kerfuffles.

This is Why You Are Fat.

Have you invented any recipes? If so, please tell us about them.

What did the most recent text message you receieved say? Mine said "enough already."

What's the weirdest thing you've ever eaten? I have had, on more than one occasion, Rocky mountain oysters. They are chewy, as you'd imagine, and I don't expect I'll have them again.

Have at it, lovelies.

Okay.

I am having a party at my house on Thursday.  We will watch Game 2 of the World Series and eat a shit ton of food, including the soft pretzels I owe all of you and Off Topic ice cream cones (Fruity Pebbles flavor).

I live in the Mt Baker neighborhood in Seattle, accessible by bus routes 14, 7 and 8.

Game starts at 5pm, I realize a lot of you will still be at work - we could start it late if you guys want, but that seems unlikely to get many votes.

Email me for directions and details, guys. And don't be shy about bringing something to drink - I don't want to buy a billion dollars worth of booze. Pony up!

Try and get there as early as you can before the Rays cake gets demolished. Also, the weak and drunk can expect to have yourself photographed under a giant "SORRY NOLA" sign.

x

Lisa