"Only the O's" Award

salvotion — Sat, 03 Nov 2007 04:09:52 -0000

Congratulations to the 2007 Orioles Left Field Platoon!

You are the proud owners of two of the worst Values over Replacement Player in the American League from Baseball Prospectus!

Bottom 5 2007 AL Left Fielders, by VORP

Player, Team, EqA, VORP

Craig Monroe, DET, .212, -15.7
Jay Gibbons, BAL, .211, -11.8
Reed Johnson, TOR, .216, -11.7
Emil Brown, KCA, .226, -9.0
Jay Payton, BAL, .230, -8.1

I knew you could do it! Jay, I must say, given the contract extension we gave you, I would hope that next year you can set your sights on Craig Munroe and take that title for its rightful home here in Baltimore. If you stay healthy, I think you can do it. I believe in you, Jay!

Let's give these boys a hand!

World Series Game 4

salvotion — Mon, 29 Oct 2007 04:06:10 -0000

TO: Colorado
FROM: God

Apparently, you and your state have been using me as a ploy for your sports team. Unfortunately, I have not had a chance to see the note left to me by Michael, but I am getting back to you as fast as I can. Please refrain from using me or my name in reference to your ball club. The title of "God's Team" has not been authorized by me or anyone acting in my official capacity. The sole earthly owner of said title is playing exclusively in the Israel Baseball League. Please cease and desist.

P.S. Now that you have lost, I no longer love you.

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"Only the O's" Award

World Series Game 4