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sam_in_hb

  • joined Jul 14, 2009
  • last login Apr 02, 2013
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No Dealings (Parody of The Sex Pistols No Feelings)

My choice is getting clearer When the story began And I fell in love with him I love yer pay demand Yer record's fairly average But I love your company I'll only ever can you When the alumni...

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Mediocrity (Synchronicity - The Police parody)

A slow death, in limbo You will know Mediocrity A slim chance, to advance In the big dance Mediocrity Substandard facilities Poor student amenities Alumni's big hostilities Offends...

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(Working For the) Trogan

Taking off his helmet, they said, is this man a Bruin?'Cause they're workin' for the Trogans!They put up a poster saying Matt's a Heisman, too!When working for the Trogans.We will teach our twisted...

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Defense of Chuck Bullough

I am a fan.  I don't claim to know the intricacies of football, and appreciate the vast wealth of information that many of the members of Bruin Nation bring all year long.  It has helped me...

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Sympathy for the Kiffin

Please allow me to introduce myself  I'm a man of stealth and haste  I've been around for 'bout half a year  Got my hostesses interstate  And I was 'round when Norm Chow Had his offense...

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Always Turn to the Sports Pages First

"I always turn to the sports pages first, which records people's accomplishments. The front page has nothing but man's failures.”  So said Chief Justice Earl Warren.  I only wish I was...

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They Won't Get Caught Again

They'll chant fight on in the streetsWith the alumni at their feetAnd the morals that they worship will be goneAnd the fans who cheer them onSit in judgment of the throngAnd decide that the ruling...

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Bruin Names Forever Linked Together!

There is no Romeo without a Juliet.  I wonder if without Ali, could there have really been a Cosell (though the greatest would have been just fine as a solo act).  Would we remember Bonnie minus C...

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Breaking News From the NCAA Sanctioning Committee (Satire)

The NCAA sanctioning committee reports that after an exhaustive investigation, spanning 4 years and costing literally millions of dollars, they have finally met and come to an agreement on what...

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[Updated] Hawaii DT Sealii Epenesa (Iolani) Commits To UCLA

Bumped. GO BRUINS. -N Just ran across this in the Honolulu press, as it said about 8 minutes ago: 'Iolani School defensive tackle Sealii Epenesa said he has made a verbal commitment to play...

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The Job Not Taken

Two jobs diverged at a Rocky Top,And sorry I could not have them bothAnd be head coach, long I stoodAnd hung out at one as long as I couldUntil they rioted, my ass would roast;Then took the other,...

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Cheaty at the Nat(ional Football League)

  The coach and staff would remain, even with sanctions on the way. So what if McKnight drove the ride, baby mama did the same, A sickly silence fell upon the patrons of the game.  A...

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