SB Nation User Blog: satyricrash

Scott Eyre: Hero

satyricrash — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 16:29:51 -0000

Scott Eyre: Hero

Upon seeing Selig in the Phillies' clubhouse following the postponement of Game 5 due to rain, a Phillies pitcher looked at him and said: "That fucking guy. I wouldn't let him supervise one of my shits."

Above, the New York Mets and their uniform tribute for their version of Latin Heritage night. ...

satyricrash — Sat, 23 Aug 2008 06:35:22 -0000

Above, the New York Mets and their uniform tribute for their version of Latin Heritage night. Though it's great that more teams are doing this, I think the Mets could have at least tried instead of just slapping a "Los" on the front. I dunno, I like GIGANTES the best. (Kiss ass.)

Yard Work Season Preview

satyricrash — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 01:13:52 -0000

Yard Work is a baseball satire site, occasionally dishing out some funny stuff. You know, like when something is technically funny but you don't, like, laugh or anything? Like Oscar Wilde or a strange 12:55am SNL sketch. It's, uhm, like that.

ANYWAY, here is the newly minted season preview for the Giants, as written by "Herb Caen."