SB Nation User Blog: satyricrash

I stumbled over this today and it's over a week old and was surprised no one had posted this up to...

satyricrash — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 22:32:29 -0000

I stumbled over this today and it's over a week old and was surprised no one had posted this up to McC yet, seeing that it's about both the Giants AND food. (Legally, hot dogs are food.)

Way OT: Google/Gmail Gimpy?

satyricrash — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 00:26:34 -0000

Way OT: Google/Gmail Gimpy?

Hey is anyone else having like really slow-to-unusable Google and Gmail the past couple of days? I tried to Google "Slow Google" (!!) but the query just timed out. What's the big idea?

Scott Eyre: Hero

satyricrash — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 16:29:51 -0000

Upon seeing Selig in the Phillies' clubhouse following the postponement of Game 5 due to rain, a Phillies pitcher looked at him and said: "That fucking guy. I wouldn't let him supervise one of my shits."

Above, the New York Mets and their uniform tribute for their version of Latin Heritage night. ...

satyricrash — Sat, 23 Aug 2008 06:35:22 -0000

Above, the New York Mets and their uniform tribute for their version of Latin Heritage night. Though it's great that more teams are doing this, I think the Mets could have at least tried instead of just slapping a "Los" on the front. I dunno, I like GIGANTES the best. (Kiss ass.)

Yard Work Season Preview

satyricrash — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 01:13:52 -0000

Yard Work is a baseball satire site, occasionally dishing out some funny stuff. You know, like when something is technically funny but you don't, like, laugh or anything? Like Oscar Wilde or a strange 12:55am SNL sketch. It's, uhm, like that.

ANYWAY, here is the newly minted season preview for the Giants, as written by "Herb Caen."