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schizophoenix

  • joined Jun 01, 2013
  • last login Aug 28, 2014
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JOTD XIV - Music To Eat Your Children By

"That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even Schizo may yet host JOTD." -Abdul Alizlozt My sofa told me to write this fanpost. Humans are complex and...

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Angel Garcia vs. Willy Silva: Analysis and Predictions

This fight will be a real challenge for Angel Garcia.He's already gone on record as saying that Puerto Rican fans are too violent for him to say things as crazy as he usually does. And given that...

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Floyd Mayweather signs fight with mysterious masked opponent

Mayweather signs fight with masked man Earlier this afternoon, it was reported that noted vacillator and unbeaten goat Floyd Mayweather has signed a contract for his next fight against a...

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Mayweather-Khan: Balls of Crystal

As it looks as though a Mayweather-Khan match may be imminent, I thought I'd save everyone the trouble of the whole pointless media cycle. So below you will find all the necessary milestones for a...

Rocky in Real Life (Improv Everywhere)

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"For our latest mission we traveled to Philadelphia to recreate Rocky’s epic run in real life. The video takes inspiration from the training montages in both Rocky and Rocky II, and the final sequence includes a mob of 100 kids between the ages of 8 and 15 running with Rocky up the steps of the Philadelphia Museum of Art."

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Amir Khan and the Chin of Expectation

When Amir Khan fell to the canvas after Danny Garcia hit him, I had never watched a boxing match. As it happens, I didn't see him lose to Garcia either, but I did watch the highlights on Youtube...

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Why Sergio's balls are to be aspired to

Why, commenters have wondered, why the obsession with Sergio's balls? "Can’t we just say he’s courageous? A real competitor?"No, we cannot. But it's a legitimate question, and I felt it deserved a...

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