Native San Diegan, die hard Padres fan, huge nerd. Uhhh, think that covers it.
Since the Padres are enjoying a well-earned day off (don't eat the Panda Express, Cameron, and don't eat the St. Louis Crabs, Heath), I figured I'd toss a post up for anyone who wants to talk...
So it appears that spring training gameday threads are now my responsibility. Or, I'm the only one interested in posting them and responsible for 90% of the posts inside of them. Yesterday, my...
A phantom menace of the Padres this spring has been the inconsistency of pitching, throughout starters and relievers alike. It's like an attack of the clones of Brian Lawrence: Have one good...
Who is that, you ask? Well, he was one of the four pitchers that came over in the Jake Peavy trade. The whole haul was Aaron Poreda, Adam Russell, Dexter Carter and Clayton Richard. Now he is...
All right, it's Saturday and the thread is late, but that's cool because at least it's up! Right? Of course I'm right! Dustin "Moseyin' on Up" Mosely just sat the Hurr-Durrs down in order,...
Here's another gameday thread. After Clay got dicked yesterday, Tim "Don't Call It A Comeback Call It a Miracle" Stauffer takes the mound with what looks to be a sneak peak at the regular...
Today poses a lot of questions. Let us ponder each and every one of them. Will the Padres ever win a game again? Will Mat Latos recover from yesterday's clunker? Will Clay Dick fare well in...
Bam, this one actually started before the game. Not that I'll be posting in it, though. Well...maybe I will, but I certainly won't guarantee it. After all, who am I, that guy from The Men's...
Okay, so this is late and the last one I posted was mainly me making an ass out of myself. However, I figured I should probably throw up another one since the good guys are already up 5 runs...
Gamethread, bitches. Wade is reprising his Wa-KO role so far. Let's watch the Padres pluck the Angels!... Oh year, I need a word limit...In the course of human events, there comes a time where...
I just caught a KT quote off of MLBTR from the story Barry M. Bloom wrote for the D-Bags' home page. When talking about signing 6 ex-Padres (Xavier Nady, Geoff Blum, Henry Blanco, Russell...
Salad Czar is gone, where is our Vladimir Ilyich Lentil Soup?
Gonzalez to Red Sox: "Please, sir. I want some more."